That last thread is really fucking long, this is a COMPLAINT
Your thoughts please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:08, 68 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Maladismal II
Kindly take your place in the queue.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

I was thinking that a snail would go faster if you pulled off their shells
but if anything, they were more sluggish

/stolen from the radio
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Tee Hee!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Just what the doctor ordered.
I'm grinning like a loon now.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)

I was thinking about breasts

( broadsword, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Who's?

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Hers

( broadsword, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Slightly less facial hair and moar boobs and that could be me.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Nah, you're way hotter.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)

But what if she had more facial hair?
Phwoar!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

I don't like facial hair!
At all!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Nasal hair is okay though
right?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Urrrgh
noses are horrible things. Mine hurts like billy-oh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Are you ill?
or have you been scrapping with ruffians?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Nah, it was pierced on Monday
I keep knocking it. I also didn't realise how much I flex my nostrils on an everyday basis, as whenever I do it it kills.

Looks fairly good, though, if I may say so.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Woo!

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

It looks like a spot in my profile pic on FB though :(
(I am in costume in it, though. 90s party, so borrowed my flatmate's shirt and went grunge. No effort involved)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

What you dressing up as for Halloween?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

The Gin Genie
Bottle of Gordon's instead of an oil lamp, green silk harem pants, green silk corset if I'm less fat- if not, black corset.

And BOOZE.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)

that sounds like an excellent costume

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)

It looks cool : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Thank you!
I like it more than I thought. When it's healed I'll go for a ring though, I think.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I prefer rings but my dad hates me wearing one at work in case I scare the customers : /
So I stay with studs.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

I quite like this stud, it's very small, with a green gem in
But as soon as 2 months are up (maybe a little more just in case) I'm wopping a ring in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

i thought you were off the cock?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)

Eh?

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

stud

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

:(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Sorry Maxi :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

It's okay, I'll curl up here and sob quietly :p

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)

I'm going to go and have some Vimto.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Excellent.
Today I've had a bottle of lucozade and a pie
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

why the fuck do we still have caps lock keys anyway
and if people really want them, can't we put them out of the way somewhere?
for fuck's sake
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

You mean the ANGRY button.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

What would you replace it with?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

nothing,
leave that bit empty so i don't keep pressing a key accidentally went i want to press 'a'
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)

How about just cutting back on the spaz hands?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)

It's so people who want to be witty and sarcastic can show everyone they're being witty and sarcastic.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Don't you mean WITTY AND SARCASTIC?

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

I think he definitely meant witty and sarcastic

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

WHAT A PERCEPTIVE REMARK

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Why thank you : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

NOT AT ALL

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)

GOOD MAN

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Isn't he.
*grins*
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

YES, ALTHOUGH MY MORALS ARE SOMEWHAT LOOSE BY MOST PEOPLE'S STANDARDS

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)

WHAT WAS THAT I COULDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU
CAN YOU TYPE LOUDER?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm going to give this caps business a rest, my throat's getting sore.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)

that's better, thanks. My ears were ringing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

I don't give a fuck
I accidently stumbled upon a FTM guy's blog. It was really interesting.

This is what I do with my nights :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Fashion and Textile Museum?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Female to Male transgender
There are some seriously whackedout laws in Australia regarding that shit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)

are you considering a move of continent and gender?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Neither.
I'd never relocate to Australia, way too hot and too many creepy animals.

And I think I'm definitely female.

But the laws made me angry. Something about the community deciding if you were allowed to undergo surgery or something.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

so if people disagree
they get black-balled?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

or no-balled

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Australia is a remarkably right wing country
What are the transgender laws there?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

I didn't quite catch it
It was written on a TG guy's blog, so he'll have been biased. But he did link to a newspaper article. I'll find it in my history.

EDIT: Bloody hell.
au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/7874364/sexswap-battle-for-high-court/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)

woah
perhaps they should wrestle a croc or something, perhaps that's the only thing aussie's will accept
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Well I'm spannered
How are you??
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 23:51, Reply)

helloooo
i just got in from the pub is anyoen still up???????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:20, Reply)

I'm partially revising
partially here. Good pub session?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:25, Reply)

hoorrah
i thought i had no friends. yes v nice but my friend and her bf are going througb a rough patch and snipe at each other all the time, bit exhausting being th referee!

urgh revision what is exam??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:27, Reply)

13th century stuff
boring, shit and I know nothing about it.

That doesn't sound massively conducive to a good night out having to listen to people snipe
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:32, Reply)

that sounds very very hard
lots of luck!

yeah they need to sort it out but it's just a pphase they're both great really!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:35, Reply)

thanks
glad it was quite fun anyway, have a busy day tomorrow?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:44, Reply)

personal trainer, work, dinner out
so yeeeah pretty much!

okey bedtime for me, lots and lots an lots of luck with the exam!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:46, Reply)