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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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depends if you're giving or receiving
giving = better.
IMHO.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:39,
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You're so selfless.
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girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:44,
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nah
just filth. and it's a good way to keep them under control!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:45,
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I suppose there must be some sense of power
When you've got some blokes member between your teeth.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46,
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silly jeff
teeth can only be used very gently and very sparingly! otherwise he will run away and never come back.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46,
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Jesus, you don't use your teeth.
I just guess you're used to the more "canine" approach...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46,
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Well clearly you don't want teeth to be used. That'll hurt.
But teeth aren't exactly a million miles away from your tool when such an act is performed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:49,
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no, sometimes
used very very very gently teeth can get an amazing result. i am guessing i've given more blowjobs than you, so trust me!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:55,
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The last thing I feel is powerful.
I'm always concentrating too much.
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girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:50,
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nearly all my friends really don't like doing it
some like it but not for long. one of my friends has just managed to get engaged despite never having given a blowjob... HOW??!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:55,
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Anal?
That's my guess.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:57,
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Or she likes football.
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girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:58,
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I don't dislike it. I just hate doing something I'm not so good at.
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girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:57,
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i am sure half the guys on here
would be only too happy to help you improve!
not that you need it, i bet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:01,
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After 25 years of trying I think I've resigned myself to my lack of skill in this arena.
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girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:08,
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if nothing else, though
it usually gets you some action in return :P
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11,
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Testify sister. I like you.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:44,
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Ahhh, a fellow giver.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:47,
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you're only gay if you push back, noely
or is that not what you meant?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:56,
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I'm not a fellow-giver.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:00,
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oh so you only take it??
you'd be popular in prison!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:01,
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I'm popular everywhere *beams*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02,
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i can see why
friendly AND slutty, it's a winning combination.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:03,
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*preens*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:04,
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I have a surpisingly small mouth
making me crap at oral, but I do try
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:01,
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That's ok, I have a surprisingly small cock.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02,
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Hahahaha!
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girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:04,
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:)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:04,
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I've been known to gag when I put a chip in my mouth : (
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girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02,
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i have several friends
who got me to show them my patented deepthroat trick one night.
all 4 of them gagged when trying it out. one of them was actually sick (although she was utterly twatted in all fairness).
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:03,
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I think I'll just stick with my other talents.
Although I won't be needing them anymore.
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girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05,
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the minute you stop looking you find what you were looking for
i'd offer to introduce you to my todmorden cousins but.... well.
you could do a LOT better! one is clearly gay and one... has been married 3 times.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:07,
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People keep saying that to me but it doesn't work with me.
Once I didn't look for three years and no one turned up.
Beside right now I have a hot date with a plate of mashed potatoes.
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girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:16,
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You're going out with Bodger and Badger?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:17,
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You should write a guide book
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:06,
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oh no i couldn't do that
i only share my secrets with a small percentage of the public!! but in a dull scientific way, you have to learn to use the gag-reflex in a different way rather than gagging.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:08,
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That's not what's written on the toilet-wall of the pub!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11,
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i'm rubbish at playing
chubbie bunnies too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05,
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