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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a surpisingly small mouth
making me crap at oral, but I do try
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
That's ok, I have a surprisingly small cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)
I've been known to gag when I put a chip in my mouth : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)
i have several friends
who got me to show them my patented deepthroat trick one night.

all 4 of them gagged when trying it out. one of them was actually sick (although she was utterly twatted in all fairness).
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)
I think I'll just stick with my other talents.
Although I won't be needing them anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)
the minute you stop looking you find what you were looking for
i'd offer to introduce you to my todmorden cousins but.... well.

you could do a LOT better! one is clearly gay and one... has been married 3 times.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)
People keep saying that to me but it doesn't work with me.
Once I didn't look for three years and no one turned up.

Beside right now I have a hot date with a plate of mashed potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)
You're going out with Bodger and Badger?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)
You should write a guide book

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)
oh no i couldn't do that
i only share my secrets with a small percentage of the public!! but in a dull scientific way, you have to learn to use the gag-reflex in a different way rather than gagging.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)
That's not what's written on the toilet-wall of the pub!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)
i'm rubbish at playing
chubbie bunnies too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

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