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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Puppy dog eyes will convince any jury

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:40, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I must remember to take a puppy wiht me to court if I ever commit a crime.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)
i was told that my old boss
said after interviewing me "i've just hired a girl with the most fabulous puppy dog eyes". urgh urgh shudder vile foul, he was about 65. and also wildly inaccurate - my eyes are steely and shifty as befits a lawyer. they aren't even brown. can you have puppy dog eyes if they aren't brown?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)
Contact lenses

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
good point
i tried blue ones once, it was really weird looking in the mirror, your eyes are just not a feature that you expect to change!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)
I wouldn't bother with blue
I'd try something weird, like orange. I wonder if you can get black contact lenses for hallowe'en? That would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Apparently so
http://www.youknowit.com/online-shop/black-out-contact-lenses-pair6219.cfm
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
the nonstoppartyshop
near me on high st ken has them in EVERY colour for halloween!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)
Trouble is
I already wear contact lenses so I would need prescription ones, and they're not very cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)
no no
just buy the silly ones then wear your glasses.

the glasses will magnify the lenses and make you look twice as scary!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)
i had red ones
and people thought I was actually albino
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)
Shit.
That means I'm fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)
It might work for me
I actually do have brown eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

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