oh my god they killed spock!
.....erm I mean Chinese
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Evening spaz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)

alright
How's you, apart from being an old lardy bastard of course
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I had the mother of all headaches this morning
Caused by drinking too much last night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I'm going out later if I can be assed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Anywhere nice?
I might go to the pub for last orders, but I'm pretty tired at the moment, so I'll probably just get a curry and have a bottle or wine or two.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

well out in leamington... so no

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

You should go out, get drunk and go to a club and do some dancing.
Then tomorrow, you can post stories of how bad your hangover is and how you made a right tit of yourself dancing to S-Club 7.

It'll cheer us all up on what is shaping up to be, a fairly dull Sunday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

My Sunday won't be dull.
I'm taking my nephew to go-carting with his pal and then out for a long walk.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

So grooming
Followed by a walk to the woods to see some puppies?

(Actually, that sounds like a very nice day)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Then my sister is teaching me to make Jamaican chicken and rice for dinner.
Woo!
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Is your sister Levi Roots?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

No but she was taught to make it by one of her Jamaican ex's mother.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

i dont like dancing

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

You will if you drink enough.
Everyone likes dancing when they're drunk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)

well im not planning on drinking that much

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Drinks loads
It'll be great.

Get yourself 20 Lamberts and some WKD Blue. You'll be the most classy bird in Leamington.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Well we now all know your tastes in women.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Not being much of a catch myself
I'm really not that fussy.

The only rule I have, is that if they've been on the Jeremy Kyle show any more than twice, they much have passed at least ONE lie-detector test.

You rule out the losers then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

its b&h silver and cider for me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Do they sell cider in Leamington?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Yes you cheeky fucked
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)

What is your favourite cider?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)

The free ones.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Some ciders I'd still avoid if they were free.
Strongbow and Magners for example. Neither are in the least bit drinkable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)

i like both those
I will drink anything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Mr Sheene is very good if you'll drink anything. Apparently.
I'm a big fan of cloudy cider and there are some nice single-blends available in some pubs these days too.

To be honest, just put me in a cider house and I'm happy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)

i like cloudy stuff too

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Black Rat is a favourite
And there a still a few pubs in Bristol that'll do you pints of cloudy for £1.50

Drunk for fifteen quid! Result.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Don't worry, he'll be back a zillion years in the futurepastunidentifiedtimestream.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

i think hes possessed bones

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Yup!
I think it only goes up to V tonight, and I'm gutted they're not showing the new one, it's fackin' ace.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

im going to miss 4 and 5 if i have to go out
But the box set is 39 squid on play....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Do you mean the one that shows them starting out?

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Yeah, the new one, it's brilliant.
Some of my non-Trek friends saw it and absolutely loved it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)

it is awesome
I enjoyed watching the second one where they comment on kirks cheating on the test thing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

oh my god dr emmet brown is a klingon!
I like the idea of klingons driving deloreans
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

This is your best song EVER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I really hope its klingons on the starboard bow
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

It is : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

Or 'What the Badger will be requesting the DJ to play in Leamingtons top night club'
How were the mashed spuds?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Better than sex.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

haha i love that song
I forgot how crazy and squeaky it went at the end
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Really?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

I do love mashed potato.
Best of all comfort food.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Better than chocolate?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Not all women are chocoholics.
I prefer savoury to sweet.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Cheese and pineapple or a cocktail sausage?
What's your favourite?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Cheese and pineapple obviously.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Correct answer! Well done.
Mini Cheddars or crisps?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Crisps.
Mini chedders taste too chemically.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Cheese straws or bread sticks?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Cheese straws.
Bread sticks are too dry and taste of nothing.
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Would you put some salted peanuts out as part of a buffet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)

No.
Is this leading anywhere?
( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Nowhere.
Just thinking about buffets.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Get your bloody takeaway.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Will do!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)

we got this played in a indie club once

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

HURRY UP END OF THE MONTH !!!
I totally made another awesome meal that would be perfect for two people, where I'm going to have to throw away half of it (as it's too much), and the ingredients wouldn't have lasted 'till I next cook and would have to be chucked, and the other flatmates are doing their own thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

gonz if i move all my shit on the sunday 31 will they have gone?
And ill have a bed for the night :P
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Their van comes at 12:00, so from, say, 13:00 it's all yours =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Take good care of her Gonz.

( girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

I reckon that'll be a two way thing.
=)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)