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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm not singing
I'm jiggling in my pants to stressfactor.co.uk/listen.m3u

What are you jiggling in your pants to?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:02, 163 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I thinking about watching an episode of Lovejoy
It's pretty rock n roll being me, I can tell ya.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)
I liked him when he was being bummed in that film

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)
They did a film of Lovejoy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)
Did you never see Lovejoys Lubed-up Lovers 11?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)
I missed that.
I was probably watching 'Londons Burning' on the other side.

Sunday night telly used to be great.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)
I don't watch much telly
don't mean that in a 'I'm too cool to watch telly' way

I just don't watch much telly
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:19, Reply)
I'm thinking back 20 years or so.
After Monarch of the Glenn nothing else took my fancy on a Sunday night.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:20, Reply)
I'm guessing our interests probably don't match

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:21, Reply)
Probably not.
What are your interests?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:25, Reply)
i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:28, Reply)
Me too.
When you're not playing with tits, what do you watch on the telly?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:30, Reply)
I'n guessing "Diary of a Callgirl"
was a big hit in the Broadsword household.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:33, Reply)
Heh
a mate recommended that to me ages ago, I did one episode
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:36, Reply)
it was a bit rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:44, Reply)
I watch some comedy stuff, tend to just download anything funny & watch it as I'm crashing out

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:35, Reply)
quene abds bowie, under presseure

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)
lasjfipn fjisfvs dum?
fepkmf dat fskop
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)
sorr I am really hot and drunl. I haveopend a window now.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)
Couple of beers this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)
london,football, wales uninon , nepwort.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)
never heard of a beer called that

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:32, Reply)
itms my schedulen ot a drink

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:32, Reply)
drank too much pop
now I'm somewhere between knackered and hyper and the inevitable crash
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)
Get some class A down you, put off the crash for a while

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)
class A eggs?
I have those

I think I just need to lie down and chill the fuck out
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)
Given the choice
What super-power would you have?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)
mega empathy and emotion control

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)
So you want to be a bloke then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)
no
I want to control other peoples'

that or maybe telekinesis because I'm lazy, or teleportation because everyone lives a long way away
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)
I'd go for invisibility.
And then become a one-man crime wave.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)
Super strnght definitelt.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:14, Reply)
Will you stop bringing your remedial Welsh lessons to the boards?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)
i am sorry jeff, I am turying and will stop npow.
Enjoy the est of your eving.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)
Or your French homework.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)
je ne parlais en francais monsieru jeff

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:33, Reply)
I'd like Magneto's one
controlling all metal, I reckon that would be amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:33, Reply)
Reality Manipulation
it's a catch-all term for being able to "do whatever the fuck I like".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:35, Reply)
Crazy animation
I'm in that kind of mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)
Never heard of them

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)
No, I'm watching crazy animation
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ5ziNOtoMU
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)
Hmm

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:25, Reply)
Highlights of todays game
Us drawing 2-2 with Man U at Old Trafford and being disappointed we didn't get the win.

Watching Old McGumChewer get more and more purple on the touchline was almost a religious moment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:31, Reply)
I saw the highlights on MOTD and guessed you'd be over the moon with a point!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:37, Reply)
I'm jigging along to Celldwelller

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)
Evening Amberl
How was the exam?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:37, Reply)
it went okay
not great, but considering I learned everything in about six hours, it could've gone worse. How was your day?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:42, Reply)
Pained to start with
I have the mother of all hangover headaches, but it got better.

Done anything fun today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:44, Reply)
Nope nothing at all
did a bit of looking round town, and cancelled going to this birthday party because I was so unbelievably tired
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:53, Reply)
who dat?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:37, Reply)
wikipedia lists them
as trance-rock or something stupid. Friend sent me a couple of songs, not my usual stuff but not bad either
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:43, Reply)
Hip-Hop is your favourite isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:44, Reply)
absolutely
and you know how much I adore rap
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:53, Reply)
Innit!
*Strikes pose*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:55, Reply)
yeah bro

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:12, Reply)
*West Country Side!*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:24, Reply)
ah ok, one too many 'l's in your original post confused my search
having listened, that really isn't my cuppa
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:45, Reply)
nor mine
but I'm liking the Ursa Minor (electron mix) song
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:52, Reply)
Better than that
is www.youtube.com/watch?v=JShoxKT6Jc0
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:56, Reply)
I do like that I have no neighbours around (out of holiday season)
and I can play the proper version of that loud. It's the small things that make life worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:00, Reply)
that is quite bizarre
made me check if there was anything running in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:07, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:09, Reply)
the first few minutes
quite christmas-single and then the slightly porno sounds in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:11, Reply)
Ah gotcha
a good way of telling if I'm drunk is to see if I've linked to that track
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:16, Reply)
are you drunk?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:23, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:26, Reply)
good news
you're far more coherent than our other currently posting drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:34, Reply)
hello all
good evenings everyone???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:45, Reply)
The evening has only just started
hello
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:47, Reply)
where are you again, spain?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:48, Reply)
How was dinner?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:51, Reply)
My name is Chris, not Spain
but yes
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:52, Reply)
i thought so
whereabouts, we used to have a house near alicante.

dinner was good ta, jeff, although my friends insisted on doing that "joint venture" thing where they swopped halfway through which makes me, with my utter horror of shared food/double dipping/saliva/leftovers want to retch...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:55, Reply)
I'm not familar with the joint venture
How does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:56, Reply)
swop plates halfway through
vile and wrong
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:59, Reply)
That is sick.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:03, Reply)
yes
yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:04, Reply)
On the basis that you select the food you'd like to eat
Why on earth would anyone want to give it away?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:05, Reply)
eating other people's
leftovers is fucking rank. urgh!

in fact, even your own. if i open a pot of houmous in the morning, i won't keep it - it goes in the bin when i've had enough, and that's that!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:07, Reply)
Quite agree.
I don't like wasting food, but if I've roasted a chicken, I won't have a cold chicken salad the following day.

It's done.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:11, Reply)
see
i have no problem with wasting food, much to my father's rage!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:13, Reply)
I don't like wasting food.
But (and I know you don't eat animal), I'd rather buy two chicken breasts than buy a whole chicken and waste some of it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:16, Reply)
isn't the breast the best bit though?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:26, Reply)
It is yes.
But cooking a whole bird tastes better (providing it's been properly looked after)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:38, Reply)
Marbella
never been to Alicante, any good?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:58, Reply)
it's quite a functional city
our house was on the coast, halfway between alicante and valencia, it was stunning. i really miss it!

i've only been to puerto banus in marbella, is that near you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:00, Reply)
Part of my fitness regime is walking to banus, it's about 5km along the beach
dont go out there much in the evenings though, it's full of weird people, all prostitutes and perverts after dark
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:02, Reply)
it's very full of stag and hen do's as well, i think
so what do you do out there, apart from ogling los breastos?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:04, Reply)
Yeah, I try to avoid all that stuff
Linekers bar is my favourite place to avoid, hate to be a snob, but really, what a bunch of cunts.

Marbella itself is a little run down at the moment, it's like the Margate of Spain, though they are working on changing that.

Err, I work with an entrepreneur type.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:08, Reply)
i've been to the one in tenerife
we'd been offered coke by 3 different bouncers before we even hit the bar. not great.

an entrepreneur.... ah, so you are one of the coke-dealing bouncers, eh?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:09, Reply)
Nah
we're legit

pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:11, Reply)
so you don't deal coke?
why am i talking to you then?!(loldrugz)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:12, Reply)
smashedmate yiou?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:52, Reply)
alright swipey?
how's your day?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:54, Reply)
good ta!
annoyed i am so wide awake when i have an early gym appointment tomorrow. how about you, how was party???

bobby.. football?????
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:55, Reply)
I wwnet to watch arsenal

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:58, Reply)
oh bobby
your typing is less than mine when hammered!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:01, Reply)
I'm soryi a mtrying but I'm gonnsa hasve to give up
Be god everybody
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:03, Reply)
Can I be God of the world?
With all the other gods reporting into me?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:04, Reply)
no that's my job

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:05, Reply)
I called it first.
You can be my number 2 if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:06, Reply)
Put on something boring
and numb your mind so you sleep just to get away from it haha.

I skipped going to the party because I was so tired, but will go out tomorrow to make up for it. Doing some ebay shopping at the moment, and just saw a oat I was on theoutnet.com

yeah, football and drink have reduced Bobby to a welsh spouting drunkard
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:58, Reply)
Sssh! He'll hear you!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:00, Reply)
i am eating
colin the caterpillar marshmallows on the misguided basis they are fatfree and watching "men behaving badly". so far it's not working but i'm trying!

my friend from my masters course is at a sub-fusc ball in oxford tonight, do you go to that sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:01, Reply)
I too
Have 'men behaving badly' on the telly box. Are the Colin the Caterpiller 'mallows from M&S?

M&S do some nice sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:04, Reply)
yeah
the vanilla/strawberry/chocolate ones.

when i was younger and had short hair, a few people said i looked like a (thinner and younger!) caroline quentin. i HATED it. i look fuck-all like her!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:05, Reply)
Quentin was quite pretty in her own way.
A bit 'lunchy' but not unattractive.

I've been told I look like Roger Black by 100's of people.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:07, Reply)
"lunchy" ??
hang on whilst i google him.

oooh. nice and muscly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:08, Reply)
Err, I was thinking more
4 Sausage rolls from Greggs, and eating then all when I say 'lunchy'. No stranger to the inside of a cake shop.

Apparently my face and mannerisms are very similar. I don't see it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:14, Reply)
so fat then
er, you just called me fat. i can't believe this.

how hurtful. accurate, maybe, but hurtful.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:25, Reply)
I haven't called you fat.
I've never seen you (and the amount of PINK exercise equipment you've got would suggest otherwise anyway).

I was mearly saying that a young Quentin was quite attractive.

You wouldn't even go to Greggs, let alone have 4 sausage rolls.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:28, Reply)
you could say "good morning madame swipe"
and i could still hear "areet muffin-top". so you can't win.

the punchy boxy tube is chocolate brown leather. so that is the definitive gym colour now, sadly!

true, very true. i spend enough of my working life fighting with greggs, as it happens!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:33, Reply)
What the hell is a 'muffin-top'?
I've never heard the phrase before.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:39, Reply)
google it!
a picture speaks a thousand words.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:43, Reply)
Dear oh dear.
I don't love,
The muffin top,
The muffin top,
The muffin top,
....................
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:48, Reply)
it's not a great look
admittedly. why those girls feel they can get away with tops like that.... if you're top heavy, skinny jeans or short skirts and a looser top. if you're bottom heavy, fitted low-cut top and flattering pants. it is NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:50, Reply)
she's probably matriculating
as a graduate student? I occasionally go to balls, will go to my college commemoration one this year actually (white tie and all)

Men behaving badly should put you to sleep haha
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:04, Reply)
hmmm not sure
she moved there from dublin a few months ago because of the course, but i think she's finding it a bit quiet, esp as her bloke is in the army so is away a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:06, Reply)
if she's at Oxford
and this is her first year, then she'll have matriculated today :) and thus all sorts of parties. Which college?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:10, Reply)
oh i see
no, she's on my masters course, so in the second year. it's part of the department of continuing education, so all done at rewley house. we all got different colleges, but we don't really have anything to do with them, all lectures etc are at rewley!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:12, Reply)
aw you should go to your colleges
the mcr people are really nice (middle common room for graduate students) but yeah you can generally buy tickets for balls, though first priority goes to the college whose throwing it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:14, Reply)
i know, i really should
but the course is knackering, 8am-11pm usually. i am gutted my second year is already part way through though, i am going to miss it, back to just work work pub pub!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:24, Reply)
Well when I finally get round to organising
this mini bash, I'll let you know and you can break your routine
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:33, Reply)
oh yes!
and i am definitely going to organise one next year with rakky.

also maybe a tiny bash in manchester with kitty, if you are ever up that way.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:34, Reply)
I've never properly been to manchester
if you can believe it. Rakky is in Bristol isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:35, Reply)
omg
manchester is cool!

yeah rak moved to bristol about 6 months ago. i miss her, she is AMAZING!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:38, Reply)
Does the fact she is now is Bristol make her ever more amazing?
I'd imagine it would do.

Bristol rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:40, Reply)
no
it makes her 2 hours less amazing. stupid distance!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:44, Reply)
But Bristol is fantastic
Surely coming to visit your mate in Bristol is like going on a short-haul holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:45, Reply)
maybe!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:46, Reply)
Of course it is.
Bristol is like a mini-diet-London.

Full of WIN, WIN, WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:49, Reply)
we lve in brsitol
thatss why itsamazung
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:47, Reply)
ah
now it all becomes clear
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:51, Reply)
He doesn't work for the West Country Toruist Board.
Please keep that in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:55, Reply)
Well something should definitely be organised
wherever. Would be much fun
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 2:05, Reply)
nos star ffrindiau

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:18, Reply)
*Gets all parental*
GO. TO. BED. NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:19, Reply)
Ignore this advice ^
I like drunk people who can't type
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:20, Reply)
di iawn

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:22, Reply)
yes please stay
makes me feel better for all the times i mistype drunken shite on here
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:23, Reply)
I'm just A fgurie of fun on heer.
*bang
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:24, Reply)
beer? or here?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:25, Reply)
here.
Evn I know beer doesnrt make sense
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:26, Reply)
it also makes YOU make less sense
hoorah. keep going, my fine friend. don't stop, don't stop...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:28, Reply)
bedtime soon methinsk
someons put rap music on im' too old fof rap msic
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:32, Reply)
noooo
stay and play with us!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:33, Reply)
nope, nght love

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:38, Reply)
GASH

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:39, Reply)
Don't say I didn't warn you.
When you wake up tomorrow feeling like shit. You'll only have yourself to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:26, Reply)
I wot'n do anthing stupid im drunk not stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:30, Reply)
I beg to differ.
Now. Go and have a coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:32, Reply)
harsh but funny

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:33, Reply)
I'd like it think
It was more funny than harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:41, Reply)
ok boss
night
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:34, Reply)
Fucking hell
The first coherent post you make, and it's you fucking off to bed!

(Apols for the needless swearing)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:42, Reply)
I tried relly hard

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:48, Reply)
Miss.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:50, Reply)
dd you know the littlones at shcol call me mrs andy case they cant syamy surname
its funny s fuck
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:52, Reply)
You really are coming on leaps and bounds with your Welsh lessons aren't you?
Almost fluent I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:54, Reply)
dioch

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:55, Reply)
Is that a show on S4C?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:56, Reply)
dioch = thanks

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:57, Reply)
Theres lovely
Right, another 5 minutes and I'm off to bed.

You can post what you like about me then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 1:59, Reply)
Im spent inabti

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 2:00, Reply)

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