Been there, done that, blimmed the t-shirt.
Office life sucks. Ties are the invention of a right tit and who made uncomfortable shiny gay shoes the norm? retarded if you ask me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:26, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I did

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

you sadistic cunt you

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

I love wearing ties.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

kipper ties?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

urgh
that is like the buffalo or bison joke, once you've heard it, you can't not think of it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

what kipper tie joke?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)

Q. What do you call a tie made out of a kipper?
A. A kipper tie.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

I like that a lot.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

i can't be arsed to type it out
but it sounds like you are saying "cup of tea" with a brummie accent speech impediment
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

I work in an office
I don't think I've worn a tie for 10 years or more. Yay for I.T.!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

I'll be honest I was being very general
your boys are doing alright aren't they.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

2-2 at Old Trafford
not to be sneezed at. Before the match I posted on a Man U blog and ended up getting emailed all comments to the story as the match progressed which was enormously funny.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

A while back I was reading Metro on the way into work, and there was a debate on the letters page about office juniors, as some lass on an internship had got the sack for not removing empty pizza boxes.
Someone had written in saying early on in their career they'd often been expected to extend their job past the description, and entertain clients, make tea, clean up the office... basically everything short of scrubbing out the bogs. For some reason, they were proud of being taken for a ride by their former employers and acting as a skivvy.
I've never worked in an office, and by the sound of it I'm not missing much.

This is nothing to do my face, voice, mannerisms etc. making me utterly unemployable in polite society.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

There is one in every office
They either get killed off or stay in middle management wanking over 3 month reviews.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)

The whole culture just seems to be incomprehensible.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

my mother was a teacher
she said the same thing about office jobs. i've never done anything else since i was about 14 and my dad made me work in his bank every bloody school holiday!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)

My mother is also a teacher.
Fresh from falling face-first down a mountain over the summer and going into the expected A-Level photoshoot looking like 3 rounds with Mike Tyson, she's slipped over and broken her wrist days before an OFSTED inspection. She's got a sense of timing alright.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

omg
that is unlucky!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

She's just covering.
The first rule of Teacher Fight Club is: you do not talk about Teacher Fight Club.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

True, I was in London when both of these things went down
It was really upsetting with the face thing though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)

my mother once tripped over her own jeans
and couldn't put her hands out as she was carrying everyone's dinner. she hit the road face first. then stood up with takeaway curry all over herself. she looked like she'd done ten rounds with frank bruno, it was a real shame.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

i hope you made her cook a new meal

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

not before i'd made her clean up the road
littering is a crime
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)