A tine?
And you forked out a fiver for it?

Edit: Ninja!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Who moi?
*evil laugh*
I'm waiting on Monty going "quality street is shit, whaaa sweeties what are you FIVE wah wah"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Mingles FTW

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Oh I love those but they are super expensive

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

One day you will be as rich as I am and you can eat them every day : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Or
Just move in with you WIN WIN
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

NORK-OFF

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Dead heat in a Zeppelin race.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I wasn't going to make them race
I was going to suggest one of those boxing-type weigh-ins where they measure up

But with tits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Who's going to measure them?
I reckon as you're the one who's always trolled as a gayer, then it should be you. I'd feel more comfortable if you were doing it ; )
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

^this is one of the upsides Darth
of being constantly billed as gay
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Yep :-)
*grabs tape measure*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I thought using your hands and guestimating would be better.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

are you trying to kill the man?!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

A weigh in?
Waaaaaay-haaaaaaaaaay!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I was merely trying to be gentlemanly about this
or as gentlemanly as is possible when adjudicating a nork-off. I'm afraid my lawyers have advised me that what you said up there is a legally binding offer to grab your tits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

*volunteers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

*phones wife*

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I'm only trying to help here - sheesh!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

: D
You'd wreak havoc in Tod.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Huge plastic tubs of swizzles and stuff.
Or Haribo, obviously.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Haribo FTW!
Fizzy cheap sweets yay!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Costco for the win

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

There's a seasonal version "Spooky Sweeties or summat"
for a fiver in Tesco
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

*something about nommy Dairylea*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

nommy dairylea sammichs

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

what's your favourite?
Everyone always jizzes over the green triangles but the caramel keg ones are where it's at.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

The caramel keg is nice
But I like the strawberry ones.

Anything that isn't the toffee penny is good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Toffee penny FTW

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I'm a lolinternetfatty
so I nom them all equally.
I like the dark square things
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Floor tiles?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I like the caramel one with the nut and the coconut ones.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

This^
And all the toffee ones
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)