Normally I find:
Hi Shax, how's you?

Works, but you know that's just me and my craaazzzeeeee ways
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Maxi!
Shax is a marquis of hell, it's for halloween
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

But Shax sounds better when I sing it to the theme of Shaft

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

SHUT YOUR MOUTH

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'm interested in you two joining my TEAM and becoming my STAFF.
Would you two like to join my TEAM and join my STAFF? I have a Google Docs account, I can totally share a spreadsheet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

How much are you going to pay me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

About half of your income !
//edit//
As in, half of your income that you income to the team.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Hmmm.
Half my current income, or enough to make up a full half of the income I will then be getting? How much of my time will being a member of TEAM GONZ take up? Will I have any duties that don't involve sushi?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

SO sorry I don't conform to your ideals.
Maybe you could give me a list of how you'd like me to act?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Well first off I think you should cover up a bit more
Are those your ANKLES on show!?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Yeah!
One has a tattoo on it as well! Shocker!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

shocking

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)