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Please, for the love of the internet gods, someone take away my debit card.Before I fritter away my entire student loan.
I just bought a corset coat I really shouldn't have. I don't need it in the slightest, but it's just so pretty... Hopefully it'll be here in time for the bash so I can wear it to that and justify it. And it'll look so damn good with my Iron Fists, skinny black jeans and red tshirt dress (yeah, I'm disappointed I missed the fashion thread).
What impulse buys have you made recently?
Alternatively, I saw one of my favourite singers in a cafe in Withington on Saturday and it absolutely made my day. Run into any famous people lately?
Alternatively alternatively, who are you going to punch at the bash?
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I impulse bought a netbook one dayOn the basis that I had to bother to go to some rubbish lecture, so thought I'd reward myself. It sat pretty much unused for a few months before I realised it could actually be useful in many ways.
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this is the only thing that has stopped me spunking £750 on thetop-whack i-pad.
would i ever actually use it? no... (and they don't breed pink ones, before you say it, penguin-of-sarcasm)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:15,
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I was ashamed of myself the other dayWhen I found myself thinking 'I could be using an iPad to do this'. I nearly slapped myself to bring myself round.
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they are seriously pretty thoughimagine "angry birds" on that. although i have gone off those feathery little fuckers, since i got completely stuck on one level.
also my friend's pub quiz app is cool. i love pub quizzes/machines.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:20,
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and mei don't know when to stop, that is the problem!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:23,
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"just one more game!""JUST ONE MORE!!"
*is pulled away kicking and screaming*
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this is in fact mesomehow my drunken brain believes it can win back the £20 it has already spunked into the machine, it can, it can.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:28,
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YepI always convince myself that I know what's coming this time, practice makes perfect and all that.
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I won twenty quidOn the 'Pub Quiz' game the other day.
Thing is, I'm not that clever, all the questions were piss easy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:22,
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I did a pub quiz machine with Aber's clever boyfriend and his mates.I left them to it until a pop question came up and I saved the day.
I was chuffed to bits.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:36,
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But what do points make, if it's not prizes?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:48,
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am having to do the same. Each time I see an iPad I want one a little bit more.(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Just sayin', you know, if you really want one and that's stopping you, you _could_ get a pink cover.www.ebookreaderguide.com/2010/03/24/top-10-apple-ipad-covers-and-cases/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:29,
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bloody hell gonzhow am i ever going to save up enough dinner for our champagne bash now?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:32,
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I'm temptedTo give any pictures you ever want to buy from me a pink&white effect rather than black & white.
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Fois Gras and Lobster too?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03,
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I impulse boughtseveral items of clothing. Now I am poor
Alt Alt Q: I'm probably not going to punch anyone. Probably.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:16,
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She's not famous famous,I've never met anyone other than Lampito and someone who knows the record label who's heard of her band.
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None as I am savingNo
No one I'm actually nice IRL
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:18,
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I bought waitrose Cheese yesterdayI love waitrose cheese, actually physically love it.
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You are, you are.I might be getting on your train again now, keep your fingers crossed.
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*crosses fingers*'Please don't let him get on my train'
*crosses fingers harder*
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Yippee!I'll probably be reading all the way down anyway, I'll be missing three lectures to get the train.
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you better bloody not beI want to play Would/Wouldn't.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:08,
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Oh okI can never pass up on that game.
Can we play reacher/settler as well?
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haha harsh and unfair, love it.I told Wiggy I thought I was the reacher and he agreed way too quickly. Bastard.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:30,
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where was my gaz with this update eh?!I'll have to change my outfit again now.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:07,
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No-one wants to hear about your genital grooming plans.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:30,
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WHY'S IT ALL GONE AGAIN?You'll want to make sure you don't catch some sort of Lactosally Transmitted Disease from it.
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None this monthbut last month I spunked about a third of my disposable income on a new leather jacket and some boots (I think there was some other stuff too, but they were the two most expensive)
I narrowly missed buying an amazing pair of Fly London boots on ebay, too. I'm still pissed off about that.
I won't punch anyone, I'm far too nice. So nice in fact, that if I get drunk I'll probably start being overly huggy, touchy or kissy, instead.
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You'll cancel going to the bashSo you can take 'hot-bloke' out for a drink.
What did he say when he texted you today?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:27,
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There's not a chance I'd cancel going to the bash!He apologised for not replying earlier, said he was busy when he got my text and then forgot to reply later, and then a bit of small talk etc.
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So did you arrange to go for a drink?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:31,
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Owww Berk.After everything that was discussed last night.
Tell ya, don't come running to us when you cause PAIN and HEARTBREAK to a young man when it could have been avoided.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:40,
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It's tomorrow night thoughour respective last trains are at about 11pm, so it's not like I can stay out late, I'm certainly not going back to his, and I doubt I will get drunk as I have to be at work the following day.
Plus I will try and have the guts to tell him. I'm trying to be good, honest!
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So you are trying to find the guts to tell hot-bloke you like him?I wouldn't say anything if I were you, just see how the night pans out. If 'action' is on the cards then you need to speak to your boyfriend first.
Not that I expect you to take a blind bit of notice to anything I say.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:45,
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Calm down pops.You have to let go and let them learn from their own mistakes.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:47,
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*Screams*For gods sake! Won't somebody think of the children?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:48,
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No, I plan to tell hot blokeabout my boyfriend. Take a step back and all that.
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Until you get there. Realise hot-bloke is everything you wantThen you forget about the boyfriend and 'accidentally' miss your last train home.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:49,
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No. But with my track record of falling asleep on trains, it would have been quite easy to havehave unaccounted for nights away.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:56,
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No, there'll be none of thatI know myself well enough to know that I'm not capable of going back to his for sexy shenanigans when I've got a boyfriend. Even if I were single I'd want to be bought dinner first, not just a couple of after work drinks! :P
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So there is a donner kebab minimum for hot-bloke to buy - before he gets to see the goodies?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:58,
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Ew, noI seem to have made it sound like I'm some kind of hooker-for-food. I'm not. I don't sleep with strange men, ever. I would want to get to know this bloke a bit first, is what I'm saying, and I certainly wouldn't sleep with him unless I was single.
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heh heh hehIt's not my place to pass judgement!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:04,
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Right nowI'm the last person to talk about relationships (guy just came by and collected his stuff) but still if you really like hot guy maybe you should make a break for it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:51,
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Argthat must have been a bit weird. Still though, at least you know it's not a go-er! (and that he was interested, right up until the point you said you'd punch him if he hurt you)
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this is trueAt least I know he fancied me, before everything went down.
It was weird, he had a bruise on his lip and he remembered almost nothing
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:05,
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You're well off out of there Amberl.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:09,
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I've missed all of this shiznitwhat happened?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:32,
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Gutted!I thought they went up to a 9 though? I love them too but they don't come in my price range :(
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A pairof £190 headphones a day before I got my latest phonebill from o2.
For £232.
*sigh*
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I will be too scared to punch anyone at the bash - I'm not as gobby IRL as I am on here.(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
What time are you getting to the bash?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:24,
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Not sure. A while ago there was talk of a couple of us meeting prior to it so newbies like me didn't have to turn up like a new kid at school.Which I'd be up for. I can meet pretty much anytime.
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I'm not comingBut I wanted to nick all of your replacement IT equipment, so if you can give me a rough idea, I can plan my raid accordingly.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:28,
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Not a chance now the offices are more secure than Ian Huntley's cell.(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)
The 'adult bookstore' at Kings Cross.The code phrase is 'you looking for trade, sweetie?'.
I will be wearing a grubby mackintosh and looking furtive.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:33,
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Unfortunately I am still banned from there thanks to a terrible incident involving a copy of Edwina Curry's autobiography and a tub of Lurpak(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Four brilliant hand puppets for school.And another drum kit.
If I was going I would get LAAK very drunk and goad them into ganging up on TGB.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:25,
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It's LAKAmberl got a pardon
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:27,
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I reckon she could be persuaded to put a boot in.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:29,
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you pardoned mewhy on earth would I hurt you
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:49,
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I need two anyway so I can teach.And this one was a steal. Sat in my friends garage, belonged to the previous owner. Plus it will be a good project as my uni hours are minimal this year.
edit - obviously it belonged to the previous owner, I meant the house, not the drum kit.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:29,
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Yeah, all the chrome is pittedand the lugs are a bit hit and miss. I have most of the parts plus I like cleaning up old kits. I might sell this one though as three is excessive and they won't fit in my Newport place when I move.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:34,
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What is LAAK?I've missed something here, obviously.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:28,
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Great.Now I have the Boo cunting Radleys on IJ.
Thanks a pissing lot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:32,
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Did you know the new Kings of Leon album is really good.*braces*
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:33,
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That's odd,because the previous ones were mountains of gently steaming excrement.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:37,
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I like this one, it has lots of 'blue grass' touches that work for me.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:39,
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The bloke's vocals make me feel ill.Bluegrass I do like, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:41,
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Have you heard of Richard Barry and the Chaps?I saw him as part of a show on Saturday night, and he's what I imagine you would have turned out like if you hadn't gone off the rails.
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I've just had a little dekko on YouTube.Not bad at all: I liked 'please don't ration my fags'.
Has your Imelda May gig been and gone yet? I'm off to Jim Jones Revue on Thursday. I have a semi-on just thinking about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:47,
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He's very funny live.Yep, it was the 9th. It was INCREDIBLE. She's got one of the sexiest, most powerful voices I've ever heard. She sounds even better live than she does recorded. I teared up during Kentish Town Waltz.
I went to see Debt at the Dancehouse on Saturday. Very eccentric.
Jim Jones revue eh? I shall have a gander.
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did IM do How High the Moon?she did some Les Paul tribute gigs with Jeff Beck where they did some of the old Les classics, I'd have liked to see that.
I'd also like to boff her into the middle of next year, but that's a separate issue.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:55,
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I just had a look at JJR:Fuck me, they're excellent.
I don't think so, I'm pretty sure she did a Les Paul tribute, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
She is a bit of a scorcher.
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It's a bit warbly but I like it.Have only recently been introduced to Bluegrass and am loving it.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:45,
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LampersApples
Ambles
Kittynom
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:38,
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So what Bob is sayingIs that he wants some GIRLS to have a fight for him?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:41,
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If there isn't a paddling pool full of wet mud involvedThen that's gay.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46,
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I'm not comfortable with you agreeing with me. Can't you call me a cunt instead?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:50,
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I bought a Hello Kitty advent calendar in the supermarket today.Alt: yes, I do all the time because I'm a NAME-DROPPING CUNT.
Alt alt: the fucking lot of you, and then myself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:28,
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Can you punch yourself before you punch me so I can get a photo of it please?(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Why would you punch me?Actually I'm going to laugh at you for buying an advent calender now, so you probably have a reason
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:47,
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It's not for me, you Deacon.I'll punch you just for the sake of being fair to everyone. Nothing personal, you understand.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:50,
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Advent starts on the 1st Decemberdoesn't matter who you bought it for.
Punch me and I'll punch you. Third time in three days I've said that now
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:52,
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My daughter won't start opening the doors until the DATES THAT APPEAR ON THEM, you helm.I might actually come to Oxford right now and punch your fucking lights out.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:58,
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Be prepared to lose that fightI still can't believe you Monty. I bet you said you don't mind if she eats all the chocolate and recloses the doors
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:06,
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I wouldn't mind that one bit,as she'd be STICKING IT TO THE CHRISTIANS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:11,
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I bought a GIR hoodieIt cheered me up immensely
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:31,
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Seriously do you not have googlewww.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=gir+hoodie&meta=
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:35,
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I was trying to start a conversationAs I've never really spoken to Shaximinimus before.
Chill out.
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Normally I find:Hi Shax, how's you?
Works, but you know that's just me and my craaazzzeeeee ways
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:41,
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Maxi!Shax is a marquis of hell, it's for halloween
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:42,
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But Shax sounds better when I sing it to the theme of Shaft(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46,
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I'm interested in you two joining my TEAM and becoming my STAFF.Would you two like to join my TEAM and join my STAFF? I have a Google Docs account, I can totally share a spreadsheet.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:01,
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How much are you going to pay me(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03,
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About half of your income !//edit//
As in, half of your income that you income to the team.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03,
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Hmmm.Half my current income, or enough to make up a full half of the income I will then be getting? How much of my time will being a member of TEAM GONZ take up? Will I have any duties that don't involve sushi?
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SO sorry I don't conform to your ideals.Maybe you could give me a list of how you'd like me to act?
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Well first off I think you should cover up a bit moreAre those your ANKLES on show!?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:47,
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I just bought this. I love this iron fist stuff.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:45,
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YayayayYou won't get to see mine if you're not coming to the bash.
Why aren't you coming to the bash?
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Uni party same night. I will be coming to future events though before the year is out.I have just bought a hoody now. Stupid student grant!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:54,
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He's a crazy robot wearing a mongoose dog suitHe's awesome and misses his cupcake.
Hello, nice of you to talk to me :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:39,
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I am of /talk yesI'm getting quite used to this board though, it's fun.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46,
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Watch out Shaximinius, Applebite is knocking on your door.(
girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:39,
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Who is applebite and should I be concerned?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:40,
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Now poisonapple and she's a maneater./Hall and Oates
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:43,
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Really?*strokes beard*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46,
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She's like that woman in the film Species except without the urge to reproduce.(
girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:49,
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I seeShould I be concerned about you?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:45,
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I'm not going :(I don't think I am anyway, if I do I'll be sleeping at St.Pancras :P
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:54,
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How cruel fate can be :((
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03,
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I shall be punching anyone who looks like they might punch me.Getting my licks in first, this time.
I am constantly resisting the urge to get another suit tailored. So, so pretty, but so, so expensive.
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I overheard lab saying he was going to punch you(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:32,
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I heard that too.I'm going to give him a present containing a comedy boxing glove on a spring.
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Oh my god I'd LOVE to see that(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:48,
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A parka with a lovely fur trimmed hood.A hairdryer so my sister could have my old one.
Curling tongues which I will probably rarely use.
A steam cleaner which I will rarely use.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:33,
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I drunkenly ordered a new phone on saturday night/sunday morningit's pink and has a touch screen and I can't quite wait to get it
alternatively, no one.
alternatively alternatively, I recon I'd give a good smack to the bottom of a few ladies. Only lightly. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:38,
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IkeaUgh, I still have buyer's remorse.
And 100 tea light candles...
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LotsA lantern, three scented candles, a rug, a glass cabinet, some new knives, a one-cup cafetiere, a whisk, a bog brush (black), a painfully sharp plant, a blanket, a table which was a mere £5 (still in flat pack, I don't want it, I don't need it, but it was only a fiver!), three pockets full of tiny pencils and some chrome heavy-duty barbeque tongs.
I don't even have a barbeque...
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I think I just saw Jeremy Kyle in WHSmithis JK filmed at Granada or in London?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:42,
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I even had an envelope in my bag, why didn't I think of that!!(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:57,
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GranadaMy housemate was in the audience of one of his shows last year.
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So it actually probably was him. OH EM GEEI really fucking hate him, I wish I'd tripped him up or something.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:57,
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2 b3tans once went on a 'date' to see him in Manchester before a bash(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:59,
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I think I spotted Sandi Toksvig yesterday.......but it might just have been an odd looking man in ill fitting khaki trousers.
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Haha!I used to work with a Canadian woman who looked like her. Fuck she was annoying.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:50,
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Did this Canadian drive a Renault?It might have been her parking in the Tesco car park.
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Could they turn their head?If not, Monty is correct
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:55,
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Well I didn't notice her turning and checking me out......but then again she wouldn't, would she?
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Was she humming the theme tune to "No. 73"?If not it was probably Hazel Blears
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:56,
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I remember the address you had to send competition entries to (because it was a lot of 73's)No. 73
PO Box 73
Maidstone
Kent
I wonder if it's still a valid address?
"Dear Neil Buccanan, YOU STINK!"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03,
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Funny you say that.A friend of mine is obsessing over 'London W1A 4WW' which he believes was the address for Magpie.
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the Blue Peter postcode was SW12 8QT.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:10,
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It's funny what you remember......when you send John Noakes death threats every week
Down Shep!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:15,
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I think Valerie Singleton kept thosemade a nice change from all those foil milk bottle tops they were always asking for
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:22,
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01 811 8055Swap Shops phone number!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:17,
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Was that the adverts?(And I don't mean the band who played 'Gary Gilmore's Eyes')
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Neil Buchananis now in a heavy metal band called Marseilles. This is not a joke. He was in them in the early 80s and they have reformed. They have made a new album but I cannot confirm if he made the cover out of old jumpers, 'Art Attack' style.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:09,
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Really? The mind bogglesThat's also some excellent trivia retention there Monty.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:13,
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If a fact has absolutely no benefit to my life whatsoever, I'll know it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:15,
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Not so sure about famousBut I saw that specky nerd, Nicholas Crane that is a host, on Coast. He was walking down to a rather fruity part of Glasgow called The Broomielaw, he may have been going to film a section about this historically rough part of the River Clyde. Or he may have been going to collect the tears of junkies, which I have on good authority, he drinks as part of his nightly bedtime routine.
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I hate ALL the presenters on the showThe long haired Scottish rapist
The far too exciteable fatty, who gets a hard on at the most incidental of facts
And the cockteasing female who exudes in only one dimension
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)
FOR THE LAST TIME I'VE LEFT THE RING FOREVERn.b.: both anal and punching related
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:13,
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