i am stuck in a 3 hour seminar
On landlord's consents.

I totally win on the shit evening front, even if your evenings include leprosy.

And I got soaked on the way here and my lovely dryclean only ralph lauren wrap stinks of sodden rotting sheepcorpse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That is shit on all counts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

it is literally
The dullest thing, kill me??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

I have not strength nor willing to despatch thee.
I feel like I am really, really fucking stoned, but not in a nice way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)

*points gun*
*squeezes trigger*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I just came out of the boringest meetingest meeting ever
some guy fiddling around with powerpoints and impenetrable excel spreadsheets saying the same shit about things I don't care about over and over
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)

i loathe
Excel, gives me teh fear
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

and you wouldn't believe how many
acronyms there were :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

But it's great
And makes so many things easier. I spent about 5 minutes on an assignment once, while people doing it by hand took a few hours, and my answers ended up more accurate.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)

sounds sexy

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

they've never had sex
You can tell from looking at them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

you don't judge a book by its cover, ma'am

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)