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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If I drink any more Lemsip I am going to throw up.
Being off sick when you actually are is no fucking fun at all, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:35, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I prescribe a nice hot cup of man the fuck up.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)
As long as it doesn't taste of lemon I'm there.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:39, Reply)
Ah, you're fine
man the fuck up tastes of whisky and pipes and repressed homosexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:40, Reply)
Protip.
Jamiesons in hot ribena is a very good cold remedy and at least as effective as lemsip.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)
That sounds a lot more palatable, thank you AB.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)
Also.
Just buy fucking paracetamol, sudafed and proper orange juice.

It'll work out a lot cheaper and you can choose you own flavour of drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:15, Reply)
Cheers doc.
I was so monged out in Tesco's I just grabbed the nearest thing that said MAX STRENGTH in red writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:16, Reply)
You'd like a cup of man fuck up.
Oh man ! the fuck up !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
I've got a bloody nasty cold on its way in
I've been nomming on Strepsils like billy-o. This is unrelated, I just like them. Although I've just had a Cool one, with its industrial grade menthol and the guy next to me has just used a phone sanitiser. The first time my nose has been clear in hours and it's being stuffed full of nappy-smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:39, Reply)
I think you should write in a manner to reflect your bunged up nose.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:40, Reply)
I've tried, but it just looks like my Mohamed Al Fayed impression.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:48, Reply)
I wasn't aware you were home ill.
I have managed to evade a cold so far by being incredibly healthy and using Vick's first defence at the first sign of a sniffle.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)
Too ill even to to crank one out.
AND my new 'True Crime' magazine's just been delivered and all. There's no justice, none, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)
Good God! it's that bad?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)
Yup. It really is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)
Neck a load of valium.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)
I had a day off as well today
Woke up half hour ago.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)
When I'm ill I'm really fucking ill
I mean hospitalised ill, three fucking times this year so far :( taken in by ambulance in the middle of the night on one occasion. Anything less and I just MTFU normally.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)
the omgaids flaring up again?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)
Hahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:03, Reply)
I wish

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)
still, sad times :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)
Very, nothing more terrifying than not being able to breathe when you're on your own :S

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)
yeesh, I can only imagine
I reckon I'd be telling myself I'm fine to avoid a massive hospital bill
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)
I was telling myself I was fine. I manned up right until I could barely breathe
Quick phone call to NHS direct to make sure I wasn't being silly, they had an ambulance with me in under 2 minutes and I was in hospital hooked up to drip shortly after :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)
at least you're better now!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:12, Reply)
I've been alright for a few months now
But I have antibiotics on standby in case it comes back again
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:15, Reply)
that's good
I've got some as well but really don't want to take them
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)
Do you not have insurance?
As my father is 67 and his wife has had serious health problems in the past, their insurance bill is some ridiculous number of thousand dollars a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:12, Reply)
nope
I'm fucked if it's an emergency, thankfully I've not had any major problems and theres a family practice here that costs about $75 to see you, last time I went it was about $100 including tests for strep throat. Generic medicines help as well, thank fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:14, Reply)
:S

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:16, Reply)
oh yeah, last year I had a chest infection and needed an $80 inhaler and two different antibiotics, added in with the doctors fee I basically spent my whole weeks paycheck
I've heard an ambulance ride is about $5,000.
Could be wrong. Hope I don't find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)
Scary stuff.
How much would insurance be a month for you, do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)
when I had it through my old employer it was a couple hundred a month I think
but that was a while ago

my dad was in hospital last month, his insurance covered everything except for these shots he had to have, $1,150 for nine shots he had to pay for up front, the doctors wanted him to get more, he flat out refused
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)
Fucking hell.
People cry on about the NHS here but to need medical help but not be able to afford it is a horrific idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)
I think they've got it to where you cannot be refused medical treatment if you can't afford it.
At least that's what it says in the ER waiting room.
Not sure how this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)
Is that an Obama-rama development?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)
no, that's been in there for years

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)
So what is it that he was bringing in
that people got so worked up about? Please excuse my ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)
don't ask me, if it's not one reason it's another

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)
last time I was off ill I watched loads of films, so yeah it was alright

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)
I watched 'Bronson' yesterday morning
Once I'd got over the disappointment that it wasn't about 'Mr Bronson' from 'Grange Hill' it was pretty good.

Typically, as soon as the BT engineers turned up there was a scene set in a strip club with a nekkid bird writhing around on screen, so it looked like I was unashamedly watching a porn film. I was clad only in a dressing gown too, to add to the illusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)
were you wearing houseshoes?
this is important
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)
No, nothing but my wanking jacket.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)
barbarian

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:12, Reply)
I do look not dissimilar to a viking actually

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)
I'm now imagining you look like
this

helllllllooooooooooooooooooo Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:17, Reply)
Err, yes, that's EXACTLY like me. It's uncanny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)
To make you feel better
better worse; I am in the pub drinking lovely pints of Tinners.

Enjoy your cold remedy.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:04, Reply)
Yeah thanks dickbreath.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)
Points of Tinners?
Jaysus that's hardcore.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)
Eat a clove of garlic raw.
Crush it and spread it on toast if you can't face eating it whole (skinned of course).
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)
I nearly bought a head of smoked garlic on Sunday but baulked at paying £1.80
It's fucking great stuff though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)
I once tried to roast some garlic when I was drunk, housesitting for a friend
ended up with the smoke alarms going off at 3am
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)
You should buy some old bean, it is marvellous stuff.
To clear a cold go for chillies and garlic.

That should do the trick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)
That looks alright.
You coming on Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)
Fucking right I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)
I'll be half dead
from being ill then going to Jim Jones Revue the night before, but I am very much looking forward to meeting you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)
Right back atcha old boy.
It's gonna be one hell of a night.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)
I have to behave on the drinking front,
probably best for all concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)
I'm unlikely to drink
but might have a cheeky pint later in the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)
Just do a BK
And get some alcohol free stuff, but deliberately.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:34, Reply)
I actually have two bottles of his alcohol free beer left.
I'm waiting for him to visit me again so I can see if he mistakenly drinks it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)
I am wise to you now!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)
andmeandmeandmeandmeandmeandmeandme!
I'm lovely. You ask anyone on here.

Edit - Don't ask pyschocomp.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)
She's well lovely, she is
Or that's what the rumours say anyway.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)
And you too, absolutely.
I wish I could go on the complete fucking rampage if I am honest, but I'm over the moon to be taking my daughter to a party the next day so that's just too bad. I'm going to be such a proud father.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)
Aw! lovely.
I won't be getting rat-arsed either. Just a bit merry.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)
Great theory. Let's see what really happens, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)
I was thinking about turning up to this here bash
but if everyone's going to be sensible I'll have to reconsider that ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
There will be plenty of other people caning it.
Don't worry about that young man.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
Glad to hear it.
And on that note, I must bid you all farewell and disappear off to the pub. I shall probably bump into The Crow later on, I'll send him all your bests. As it were ...

edit: PS get well Monty. The advice re: whisky and hot stuff works OK, at a push you can leave out everything except the hot whisky, and if you have to warm a large glass of it in your hands ... well, needs must and all that!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)
Quite so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)
Honest injun!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
I really wish I was going.
But I'm buggered up in the calendar department.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

calendar rectum
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)
I'm not Bobby.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)
i am stuck in a 3 hour seminar
On landlord's consents.

I totally win on the shit evening front, even if your evenings include leprosy.

And I got soaked on the way here and my lovely dryclean only ralph lauren wrap stinks of sodden rotting sheepcorpse.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)
That is shit on all counts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)
it is literally
The dullest thing, kill me??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)
I have not strength nor willing to despatch thee.
I feel like I am really, really fucking stoned, but not in a nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)
*points gun*
*squeezes trigger*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)
I just came out of the boringest meetingest meeting ever
some guy fiddling around with powerpoints and impenetrable excel spreadsheets saying the same shit about things I don't care about over and over
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)
i loathe
Excel, gives me teh fear
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)
and you wouldn't believe how many
acronyms there were :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
But it's great
And makes so many things easier. I spent about 5 minutes on an assignment once, while people doing it by hand took a few hours, and my answers ended up more accurate.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)
sounds sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)
they've never had sex
You can tell from looking at them
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)
you don't judge a book by its cover, ma'am

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)
no, but neither is being in work when you are ill
at least you can have a hot water bottle and sympathy at home
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:34, Reply)
I live alone and have no hot water bottle.
WOE IS ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)
you get sympathy on here, right?
well, at the very least a MTFU and a metaphorical slap on the back
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)
That's precisely why I'm on here, whinging like a fucking girl.
I think if all the women here gaz me pics of their breasts I'd feel a great deal better. It's a little-known but intrinsically sound remedy.

EDIT I think there must be something wrong with my gaz inbox. Fuck all, so far :(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)
You want a cockgaz too?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Yeah fuck it, go on. Can't hurt, can it?
'Come one, come all' and all that, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
Gazzed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
My 'zoom' function's not good enough for me to see that, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
Ah.
What if I zoomed in and then redid the cockgaz?

Would that be okay?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)
Tell your mum to hold down the zoom button BEFORE clicking, this time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)
My dad actually.
My mum's out with Bert tonight.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)
i don't want to finish you off altogether!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Perhaps you should just send me a pic of one of them, to start with.
Just until we're sure it's safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
might stop the speaker in his unspeakably dull tracks
If I hoick my top up to take a pic I guess
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
Like you don't have one saved in your phone
For just such occasions.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
what are you implying
That I am some sort of filthkitten?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)
I think that pretty much covers it, yes
Bare in mind we have seen the picture in your profile.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)
huh?
It's just my face! You are attributing your base motives to me.

And you admitted to checking out my profile.

/smug
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)
I don't think it's your profile he's been 'checking out'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)
haha poor penguin
He's been choked into horrified silence!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)
Turned into stone.
You are, of course, widely regarded as B3ta's very own gorgon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)
I wandered off to read about cameras
I noted that once again last night you were talking about revealing yourself to people. So it continues...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)
Was she?
Not again Swipe.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)
it's ok my phone has a camera
You don't need to learn anything new for this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)
I believe he is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)
ban this sick penguin filth

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)
I'm sure you have a few that you, prepared earlier
Cant you see he is in a life or death battle, only boobehs can help him now.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)
^ FOR GOD'S SAKE LISTEN TO THE MAN:
I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN HOLD ON FOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)
Oh lord, it's in capitals!
It could be terminal!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)
"finish him off" may not have been the best choice of phrase
No, actually, it was an awesome choice. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
Your screen won't be big enough to show mine.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
Wahey!!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
I'll run my laptop through my TV: problem solved.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)
You've got an answer for everything haven't you : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)
Yah maaaan.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)
gazzed

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
Are they meant to be that colour?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)
never had any complaints
although truly great tits have black bits
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)
charredcorpselolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)
Of course you haven't had any complaints
In my experience I'm too busy weeping with gratitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)
Would you like a pic of my two balls?
i39.tinypic.com/347wpi0.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)
Yes, I did google "World's smallest dog" and then shoehorned that picture into this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)
the one on the left isn't that small

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
Hahah what on earth is that from?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)
I donno, but it had me crying with laughter.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)
Same here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)
Hmmm. It looks french to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)
Are you too ill for clunge shots then, foaming or otherwise?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
foaming clunge?
eww
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)
Well, fizzing at least

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)
Ach, go on then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)
Attaboy
The road to recovery is straight ahead, through the pishflaps.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)
Never a truer word said.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)
The last time I phoned in sick
I went back to bed, had another 2 hours of deep sleep, and woke up right as rain. Bit awkward that, had to take the next day off too or it would have looked suspicious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

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