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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I will be limiting myself on the alcohol front. I'm fed up of making a tit out of myself.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)
and generally making her feel uncomfortable.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
and will insist she does the same
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)
a green tutu
a blue blazer
a pork pie hat with a little veil
no knickers
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)
But no, I'll keep at it. It's going to be interesting when my natural colour starts emerging again.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Kirby grips
Green silk trousers
A brocade blazer
A top hat with veil
Will that do?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)
I might only be able to give you a quick knee trembler in the toilets though
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
It's my dads 60th today, he's very happy with his presents.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)
restricted vision so he can't quite see you when he fucks you
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Got an email today from the careers guy at my uni though, saying he has an 8 week job that needs done down near where I'm living, which would be good.
Are you getting all overly excited for Friday?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
It can only get better.
8 weeks experience would be good.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)
AND 8 weeks of pay! I'd be able to put fuel in my car and everything.
The tumescence probably isn't particularly helpful at work.
"Why do you appear to be standing erect Mr TheGeordie?"
"Erm, well I'm meeting people off the internet on Friday, and the thought makes me harder than a chav carrying a flick knife."
"I think we might have to let you go Mr TheGeordie."
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)
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