Oh chompy
Between the smelly breath and the paperclips, how do you ever expect to make love at a woman?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He gets them at a bash

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

No I get them made in china.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

So, can you escape this feeling, with your China Girl?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Don't push too far
Your dreams are china in your hands
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

She locks it all inside and hides it all away
China, China?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Whilst "walking on the Chinese wall"

(Cave Duck, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

It's the chinese way
(Level 42 were shit)
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Well you're talkin' 'bout China Grove
(talkin' 'bout China Grove)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

The Chinese envoy was here.

(Cave Duck, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

at a woman?
To a woman, surely. Unless you are behind a glass screen.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

That was an added bonus joke

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

<3 you

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Is he really less than 3?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

You have to explain a lot to these people.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Hello, I'm Maximinimus
I used to be a fat mess and scared of people, these days I'm neither.
I'm still quite a quiet person but I am lovey dubby and very friendly if you meet me.
I like the hugs and cuddles and get quite huggy when I'm drunk, not inappropriately huggy mind you, I am VERY polite and ask for hugs.

Any questions?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Yes
Are you on the sex offender register too?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Just below you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I would expect that from /talk
Not from here though :'(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Then have a manhug as way of an apology

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

he's spent too much time with Badger, ignore him

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I'm looking forward to stamping your cupcakes into the floor
And that's not a euphemism.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Ha ha
*is tempted*
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I was going to ice yours with a mohawk and everything
you big bully.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I will actually love you forever if you do that
Maybe even '4eva', which is clearly better.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

You should bake a rusty nail into it
then when he stamps on it, hilarity.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

The best questions around at the moment appear to be about mayo and marmite.
I despair for this place sometimes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

But do you like Marmite?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

FUCK OFF

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Ugh!
You just reminded me of that bit in Midnight Express.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)