I can't believe we haven't met yet
I'm so disapointed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's not that hard to believe, we live fucking miles away from each other
It might be for the best anyway, you're getting married, remember? ;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

But I'm travelling to the South
almost every weekend now.

And don't worry, we'll keep it friendly. I know my adversary and that I can't win.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

If you mean Ms Foxtrot, I have to agree
She's bigger than you and doesn't like to share. Shame, eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

And I'm too coward to fight for my men
So I don't think we have to worry.

EDIT: BTW, how do you know that she's bigger than me?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

She's bigger than most human females
at 5'10", and photos I've seen of you at a Bash suggest you're not a giant woman yourself. Am happy to be corrected. I like giant women. *waves coyly at BGB*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I'm the tallest of my Spanish friends
and always felt like a giant. Then I came to England and realised my mistake... I'm only 1.65cm, whatever that is in your weird units.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

That's about 5'6"
which I believe is slightly above average in this country. Not that I only fancy women of a certain height, you understand. I'm not heightist. You; for example; would.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

She's well tall then
I'll stay away from her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

If you need a frame of reference,
I think BGB is the same height as her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I wouldn't fight with BGB for a men either
I'm sure I'd lose.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Check the pool again
The first photo on there which gives any clear indication of Aber's height is the one of her standing next to Enzyme. And he is approximately as tall as a house.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Funnily enough I was just looking at that
He is a giant of a man, isn't he?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

A very tall fellow, indeed he is.
I can only presume that the extra elevation improves the ventilation and cooling necessary to keep his enormously powerful brain ticking over.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Oh, so THAT's why I haven't achieved my full potential
It's not that my brain isn't exceptionally amazing, it's that at 5'11" I'm insufficiently tall for it to work at its optimum performance level
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I know how to fix it
You should wear platforms.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

This is why I like you
Well, this and the flirting. You could learn much from this one, Crowsephine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

You want me to wear platform shoes and flirt with you?
You sicken me. Even if I were Gary Glitter, you'd be too old for me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

sicken arouse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

*sighs*
It's true. All those BUMDER ALERTS were, in fact, triggered by my growing tumescence bumping into an alarm button under my desk.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I'm even sadder now
that he's not comming to the party because you can't meet him.

Sorry.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

That is a shame.
But on the plus side, it will be more comfortable for me. You see, I won't have to put on my cast-iron underpants for fear of BEING BUMMED.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

giving into my urge to ing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

It'd end in tears
He'd only become ever more jealous after witnessing my consistent attempts to seduce you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I was tipped off to it from the cutlery rattling as you talked to Monty about your "resonator"
or whatever it was.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Well, when he then mentioned his deluxe triple-pickup SG,
I thought I was about to creosote the underside of the table.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Well, that, and you're as thick as pig-shit.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)