Applebite is thin because you don't have fleas?
I fail to see the connection.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

nothing for her to eat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Ah, I see
funny... not.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Monkeys eat the fleas out of each others fur
when they groom each other.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I took the whole other route on the word groom there.
As you were.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Yes the dual meaning of the word groom is what this whole sub thread is all about.
Kitty said groom as in internet pervert
Crow deliberatly misinterpreted for comedy effect.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I was kind of making the same joke but never mind
Misinterpretation on the internet, whatever bloody next eh.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Perhaps...Applebite fills up on the fleas she picks out of Kitty's hair
Meaning she has a protein-rich diet which is low in carbohydrates and therefore keeps her thin. Of course, she has to eat so many to make up her daily intake that Kitty has no fleas by the time Applebite is sated.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

You're well good at this explaining lark aren't you?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

So many words to say the same
that rachelswipe said in 5... ay, my head...

I was understanding that the one having fleas was slim because the fleas eat the blood of her. In Spain we say: On a skinny dog you'll only find fleas (more or less)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Are you calling Kitty a skinny bitch?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

this made me laugh

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

It made me laugh too
(but don't tell him)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Are you saying she's not?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Of course I'm not calling her a bitch
some friend you are.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Oh, you know how to twist my words
Skinny doesn't have to be bad, and she's very slim and sexy, so no offence there.

Bitch is just the female of a dog, and I love dogs, specially little ones, so nothing bad there either.

In fact, I'm calling her sexy puppy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

haha smooth!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

it's ok
you can always ask me if you need anything deciphering in a clear and non-biased way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

It was clear and unbiased,
But left too many variables unchecked, I felt.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Thanks
You're good with clear and straight forward words. I wonder why...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

it just seems that way
compared to some of the clowns in this particular circus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Hahaha

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Men

( Kroney, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)