I'm bored.
When was the last time you were bored, boring or nailed to a board?
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:34, 90 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Easter about 2000 years ago
lol I'm not really jesus.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

You're not? Oh.
Well, I guess I'll just take this foot-washing equipment elsewhere...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Over her please I've walked about eight miles today

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Barefoot?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

if he will get me a foot rub then.... sure

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Can it wait until I get to the pub tomorrow?
You're a bit far away at the moment.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

oh ok then

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

It will be easier then, anyway
We'll go to the gents' and you can pop each foot in a urinal while I steal the liquid soap off the wall...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Bleurgh!

(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)

If you're going to vomit, at least use the cubicle

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'm on a board
tomorow you won't be bored. Tomorrow will be the most unboring day EVVVAAAARRRRRR
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I need my mind taking off that fact or else I'll asplode.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I am frequently bored
and frequently boring. However this week has been neither, for tomorrow there shall be DRINKING and MERRIMENT. I just hope it's not going to be a horrendous let-down after how excited I've been.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I think we should all stop banging on about it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Meh
I don't get out much.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I don't mind because I'm actually going
but it's not much fun for the people who can't/aren't going to be there.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Who cares about them?

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

well that's their fault for being shit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

innit

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

No.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

tis
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

so it's Kristines fault she was born in America?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

No but it is her fault she can't afford to fly over here and see us.
She should have worked harder.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

hahaha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I envisage young B3tans throwing up and copping off.
Us older ones will be merry and quietly slide away before the police arrive.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I am more likely to be in the second category than the first
but I am looking forward to seeing Lampito in action, as it were.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

How old are you then?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

25
but I am going to try quite hard not to get absolutely hammered and make a tit of myself.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Don't worry.
What happens at the bash, stays at the bash and most of flickr.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)

And facebook.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Clearly you don't understand the enormity of the tit I am capable of making myself...
It's a pretty large one.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

We love breasts.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Pfft!
Hehe, I should have seen that one coming..
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

do it, best thing about bashes
is you don't actually have to see most these people again if you make an arse of yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

But you might have to live with the smell of BO and the memory of having your arse fondled by a drunken stranger.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

yeah, even if I don't see them again
I'll know. I'LL KNOW.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Exactly this
Despite protestations of good behaviour I would still put money on me overindulging and making at least a B-cup of myself though
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Honestly don't worry about it.
When you get to my age, drink too much and then black out amongst strangers off the internet......then start worrying about it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Remember you said this
when I'm falling over drunk and have motorboated you!
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Hang on, where do I sign up for this?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)

You were just bloody unlucky.
Or bloody irresistable : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

This always happens
which is why I'm going to be on the right side of drunk all evening
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Is she doing another film?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'm the chairman of the bored...
...and I'm sick of all my kicks.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Tomorrow will be brilliant.
I'm going out tomorrow night and I'll be doing some boozing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Not with us though loser.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I'm going to the FOOTBALL
With my real friends. And going to the pub with real people too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Liar!
You sit in pubs on your own.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Please, don't make it sound like it's such a bad thing...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Occasionally I do.
I like pubs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

You like pubs more than me : (
*flounces*
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)

*There there*
Of course I don't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Promise?

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Promise.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Ok but if you break that promise then you're dead to me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

That's a bit harsh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I have to be harsh when my emotions are at stake.
giggles!
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Okay
Well, what I do is gaz you requesting permission when I want to go to the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

You don't have to ask my permission.
You just have to be able to read my mind and know when it's ok to go or to stay home and be miserable with me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

heh heh heh
Cool.

Also, if you'd be so kind as to get dead stroppy from time to time, and for me to say 'Blousie, whatever is the matter?' only for you to say 'Nothing!'.

Nothing blokes like more than a dead stroppy other who refuses to say what have pissed them off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Just reminding you why it's good being single : D

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

There are some plusses to being single
But also a lot of cons.

I miss the regular sex. I don't miss the arguments.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

*shrugs*
Most times you can't get one without the other.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

is it just me
who thinks you two should date each other???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Yes.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Yes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

*big grin*

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Swipe is just looking for an excuse to buy a new hat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

see
you even replied in synchronicity. it's so meant to be!

jeff, you can't nag me about finding the right one and some men being decent and not just nice on the top 5% but actually pretty lame underneath and how i'll realise this when i find the right one if you don't believe in your own fairytale!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I don't have enough AWESOME points for Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Nobody is good enough for me.
This I have learnt late in life.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

the post above yours is pretty boring
but that's probably because I don't get it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I fucking explained it.
Spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Is that it though?
They changed Question of the Week to 'Lies'?

I have had to put it on ignore because it messed up my screen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Yeah, that's it, not really worth a new thread.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Oh I see
that's lame. If that's all it was, I wouldn't have bothered including all the boring talk beakering as well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

don't blame me.
You sorted your bag plan yet?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

nearly
I've gazzed Aber begging for assistance, but if she can't help then we're going to cram all our stuff into my little suitcase and as soon as we meet up with you it becomes your problem.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

My bag's much bigger than I need and has wheels so it'll be fine.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

It's ok, Aber has saved the day!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)

SHE'S A HERO!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

you should be grateful to her as well
now you don't have to carry my bright pink suitcase around london
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

i have a bright pink shiny suitcase too!
i bought it because i got fed up of losing mine in a sea of black cases on the conveyor belt. now i can see it a mile away, but i get really pissed off every time the airline damages it a bit more.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

where, what?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

marvellous
it's set baldmonkey off with his amazingly funny japes too. hoorah, whose week wasn't just missing that certain something?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

He'll go away in a minute.
His arse will get itchy and distract him.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Just got back from lunch
And I'm BORED. BORED BORED BORED. My current case is boring.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

*tickles*

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

*squirms*
Gerroff! Meany! :p
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)