I am stressed as my other half has suggested...
...we go spend Xmas with her sister and family. This was 'suggested' in that most feminine method of non-negotiable negotiation that she will class as a joint decision. Admittedly I have avoided this for the last four years so it was somewhat inevitable.
(Her sister reads The Mail, likes Jeremy Clarkson, thinks Love Actually is a modern classic, rambles on about investment plans and feels 'edgy' with a Coldplay CD. Other than that she is just a total and utter shitehawk.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:23, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Get yourself some valium to help get through it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

valium massive drugs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

That is my 'default setting' way of dealing with stress.
The fact that it is Xmas and I want to spend it with my kids means that a stocking full of DMT and Jellies is not the best option.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

not
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Get thee behind me, Satan.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

^ this
"A large bottle of [favoured single malt]" might be a sensible entry on the christmas wish list!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Oh it will be.
The worst part of being in someone else's house is that I can't potter in the kitchen to avoid having to listen to her.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

A lazy, high maintenance shitehawk?
Or just a normal one?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

A turbo-charged, tool-injected shitehawk of the highest order.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

we're a special breed

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

The cunt of the litter.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I was just checking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

"Love Actually" is a pretty awesome film
EDIT: In no other film I've seen do you get someone loudly announcing "Here comes *insert name here*, and he's got a big knoooob" with hand actions. Genius.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

It actually isn't

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Was he joking about Love Actually?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

It's really not
I got so annoyed by people who tricked me into watching it by saying "It's nothing like a rom com, even men love it"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Made me laugh, it's good enough for me!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

It's the most rom-com of romcoms
and I don't like them as a breed anyway
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

*facepalms*

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Your tampon string's showing.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Excellent retort!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Just used this in a meeting at work, ta!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I managed to veto Christmas this year
I'm hoping someone is going to buy me Fallout Vegas for my birthday, in which case I shall spend the day playing that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Fable 3 has got my attention currently...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

This too
Wiggy dropped some hints about it so maybe I'll get that instead.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Fable and Fable 2 were disappointing
But that's because nothing can live up to what Molyneux hypes up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

oh I liked Fable 2 so much!
It was my birthday present a couple of years ago and Wiggy kept playing on it and then he overtook me even though he promised not to so I got annoyed, went on his character and made him eat loads of pie. I also gave him a pink mohawk for extra burning.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

You sayin' a mohawk is punishment? Hmm?
It was alright, just the constant repetition of the townsfolk annoyed me. And I got sexchanged into a very butch woman.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Lab in his drumming days

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I preferred the other pic
But I am not every person who's ever had a mo'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

The other one wasn't loading properly
But it was pink, and you complained about a double chin this morning, so this just felt right.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I thought they were both awesome!
I always play them through 3 times asap. One as me, so I'm mainly good, but mischevious, one as incredibly good, one as incredibly evil (by far the most fun, but harder).

I'm even considering getting the special edition of Fable 3
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I'm buying it tomorrow, but won't be able to play it until Sunday
That's how much I love b3tans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

It's bugged to fuck apparently
I'd wait for a patch or two.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Wha really?
Shit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

like this
www.b3ta.com/links/Fallout_New_Vegas_intro_bugs_ensue
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

That's hilarious!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

The bit when he gets off the chair made me lol.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I loved the calm-but-surreal head rotating
But then then floating crouch made me snort with barely contained laughter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

From a review I heard you need to do a hard reset about once every two hours
That would really piss me off. Fucking £50ish for something that isn't working fuck you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Massive memory leaks then?
That's not good at all :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Could be anything really but I'm not great at saving 5 different files everytime I do something new.
So I'll end up having to redo a whole bunch of stuff and that'll piss me off.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I hate that
Losing like 2 hours of gameplay because of a bug.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

haha that's proper creepy
at first I thought it was intentional, like the guy is on drugs or something
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I quite like Jeremy Clarkson
but apart from that she sounds like boring-on-wheels
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Boring-on-wheels and an 'expert' on most subjects.
Hate hate hate kill kill kill,
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)