STRESS!
After having the total trauma of holding onto my daughter this morning as they put her under for her operation and feeling her fall unconcious, I am stressed to death. What have you been most stressed about lately?

p.s.
She is fine now!

Alt Q:
What didnt you have for lunch? Grrrrr! Same as me, nowt!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:00, 143 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't get stressed
probably because nothing of great importance happens around me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

This is good!
Hold onto it while you can
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Maybe I will, maybe I won't
*shrugs*

See?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

well done!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I get stressed
when I realise I've done no work and have a tutorial in an hour.

Alt Q: I bothered going and getting the sandwich in the end. And a raspberry flapjack. Absolutely ace
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Have just had a "cheese sammich"
and a toffee muffin with full fat Coke. *BURP*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

mwa ha ha sammiches are catching
Monty's going to have a fit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

and we will laugh
roast chicken baguette though. Best sandwich place in Oxford
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I like sammich!
Though I think a "sammich" has to be made at home with cheap white bread and not a bought one, which would obviously be a "sarndwitch".
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

yeah or pannini if you're well posh.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

What was wrong with her?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

A problem with her 3rd and 4th toes on both feet.
They had to cut into the flexor tendon to allow the toes to straighten up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)

My sister was born with slightly deformed legs or something.
I do love telling her she was born a cripple.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Hehe!
I'm sure her little brother will do exactly the same when he starts to talk!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

My mother in law was told to have an abortion
because her child would almost certainly have downs syndrome. How I love to bring up that my wife is a mong during inappropriate moments.
( Peej, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I proper lolled at that
and it made me feel awful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Don't worry I lol all the time
And whenever she goes off on one about me being a bastard I remind her that not many men would see past the downs and marry a spaz.
( Peej, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Good news there then fella, hope her recovery goes well!
Although it's likely she'll have to wear stupid medical shoes that look like something a geisha would wear, and uncomfortable as hell. Make sure she wears them, they are to stop your foot bleeding too much.

Everything has been stressing me recently, from the move, to arguing with the landlord, to being let down by mates, to getting snapped at by my stepmum, to having a shit time at work.

I'm just looking forward to the new year now, new me, all that shite.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Nah, she doesn't have to wear the spaz shoes
Thank fuck!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Sweet
Usually it's only for a couple of days, but not fun at all!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

She is at home now
Milking the visit for all she is worth. Fireman Sam on TV, Haribo and juice! I'm jealous!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Only thing that's ever made me want to watch Fireman Sam
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

NO access at work :o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Blocked?
Not good. Watch it if you can later!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Right, will do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Oh I love that bit where it says
404 NOT FOUND
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

there you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnbBATHyhWU
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

How the buggery do you fix it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

right click your link view properties

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

cheers
reminds me of Teeside TinTin
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Stressed about work, family, friends, de women
So much so that I shed 7lb in 3 days this week... fuck.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Wow!
Chill out man!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Things are looking up, thankfully
Just been a shitty week with a shitty boss, bitchy girl etc.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Not good, not good at all
If only you were going to London to drink vast amounts of beer with lunatics from the internet tomorrow eh?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I know but how can I make this happen?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Perhaps
, and its a long shot here. There may be some kind of "public transportation" type system to get you there??
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I heard there are these giant tubes that move along rails, without horses

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

WITHOUT HORSES?
*drops monocle*
This will not do sir! I will not do at all.......
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I happen to have a piece of card with letters and numbers on it
Which I'm told can be exchanged for being allowed on one of these horseless tubes
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

What?
Jeeves, escort this rapscallion from my home, forthwith. He knows not of what he speaks....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

On the metal tube I shall be listening to "music with rocks in"

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

damn im put on about that from stress
Damn you tasty comfort food
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Not fair, is it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I'm a comfort eater
I wish I was one of those comfort starvers, bastards that they are.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I vary between the two

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I'm a comfort eater, if I get upset you'd best lock away any chocolates or wine gums you may be carrying

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Wine Gums are awesome
But Haribo is king.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I beg to differ
Sports mixture is king, they are like wine gums but chewier.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Tasty, but I'm afraid I'm all about the Haribo

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

fo shizzle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I also drink creamy milk and eat cookies
Or Ben & Jerry's
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Chocolate Fudge Brownie FTMFW

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Asda, the fucking cheeky thieving cunts
Didnt deliver my Cheery Garcia.... bastards
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Bastards!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

BASTARDS!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Must admit, I don't like cherries though

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I didnt get to find out if I liked it
I may have mentioned ASDA, the fucking bastards, didn't allow me to try it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Caramel Choo Choo wins

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Eurgh!
Bad Kitty. Everyone knows Half Baked is the way forward.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I quite liked Baked Alaska

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I like cookie dough too
but I love the caramel one for the fact that it has little caramel filled chocolates in it. MASSIVE LOLFATTY WIN
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Another good one is chocolate macadamia!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

macadamia's are blarg
they taste like potato!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I also like caramel chew chew but it gets VERY sickly after the first 500ml

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Ooooh!
I've not seen that one *makes note*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Phishfood is the best for that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I tend to bake to cheer myself up
but as Wiggy doesn't like desserts I'll end up eating an entire cheesecake to myself.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Well at least you do exercise, so the cheesecake binging doesn't show
I don't snack, but I often go 24 hours without eating, meaning my body retains all the crap I do eat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Naughtly Lab.
Eat small amounts and often. That will get your metabolism back on track.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Yeah, I know *hangs head, scuffs foot*
But I can't eat when I'm not hungry!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I'd eat your dessert :P
I love the baking, not a lot of point in baking for 1, things tend to go stale before I get around to munching on them.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

You'll get to tomorrow
She's bringing cupcakes.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

CUPCAKE WIN
But if I eat them I'll miss them :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

B'DOOSH!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

You've been wanting to do that for weeks, haven't you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

It was a special appearance

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

PANDA!
:3
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Wha?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I choose you SomethingOrOther!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Is not pokemons

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

that otter face thing you keep doing just makes me think of camel toe.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

*waves wand*
REDUCTIO!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Alright Tarka?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Where's my pandatron, eh?
I'm making chocolate brownies for you tonight!
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Why would I mock your pandering?
It might mean I end up brownie-less, and that's not a risk I'm willing to take.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I was recently writing a techincal document
Which refers to an engine as a 'stressed member'. ^Snigger.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Sounds painful

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Sales, cashflow, income, company debt, personal debt, staff, clients, not having enough clients, suspected paedo former employees, theft of IT kit, cost of replacing uninsured stuff, health, family relationships, friends and much more I won't bother to mention.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Nothing much then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I lead a quiet life.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

This^
If only.....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Boredom is worse than stress I reckon - would rather have some level of stress than nothing going on.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I am stressed as my other half has suggested...
...we go spend Xmas with her sister and family. This was 'suggested' in that most feminine method of non-negotiable negotiation that she will class as a joint decision. Admittedly I have avoided this for the last four years so it was somewhat inevitable.
(Her sister reads The Mail, likes Jeremy Clarkson, thinks Love Actually is a modern classic, rambles on about investment plans and feels 'edgy' with a Coldplay CD. Other than that she is just a total and utter shitehawk.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Get yourself some valium to help get through it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

valium massive drugs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

That is my 'default setting' way of dealing with stress.
The fact that it is Xmas and I want to spend it with my kids means that a stocking full of DMT and Jellies is not the best option.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

not
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Get thee behind me, Satan.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

^ this
"A large bottle of [favoured single malt]" might be a sensible entry on the christmas wish list!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Oh it will be.
The worst part of being in someone else's house is that I can't potter in the kitchen to avoid having to listen to her.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

A lazy, high maintenance shitehawk?
Or just a normal one?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

A turbo-charged, tool-injected shitehawk of the highest order.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

we're a special breed

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

The cunt of the litter.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I was just checking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

"Love Actually" is a pretty awesome film
EDIT: In no other film I've seen do you get someone loudly announcing "Here comes *insert name here*, and he's got a big knoooob" with hand actions. Genius.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

It actually isn't

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Was he joking about Love Actually?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

It's really not
I got so annoyed by people who tricked me into watching it by saying "It's nothing like a rom com, even men love it"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Made me laugh, it's good enough for me!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

It's the most rom-com of romcoms
and I don't like them as a breed anyway
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

*facepalms*

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Your tampon string's showing.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Excellent retort!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Just used this in a meeting at work, ta!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I managed to veto Christmas this year
I'm hoping someone is going to buy me Fallout Vegas for my birthday, in which case I shall spend the day playing that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Fable 3 has got my attention currently...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

This too
Wiggy dropped some hints about it so maybe I'll get that instead.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Fable and Fable 2 were disappointing
But that's because nothing can live up to what Molyneux hypes up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

oh I liked Fable 2 so much!
It was my birthday present a couple of years ago and Wiggy kept playing on it and then he overtook me even though he promised not to so I got annoyed, went on his character and made him eat loads of pie. I also gave him a pink mohawk for extra burning.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

You sayin' a mohawk is punishment? Hmm?
It was alright, just the constant repetition of the townsfolk annoyed me. And I got sexchanged into a very butch woman.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Lab in his drumming days

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I preferred the other pic
But I am not every person who's ever had a mo'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

The other one wasn't loading properly
But it was pink, and you complained about a double chin this morning, so this just felt right.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I thought they were both awesome!
I always play them through 3 times asap. One as me, so I'm mainly good, but mischevious, one as incredibly good, one as incredibly evil (by far the most fun, but harder).

I'm even considering getting the special edition of Fable 3
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I'm buying it tomorrow, but won't be able to play it until Sunday
That's how much I love b3tans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

It's bugged to fuck apparently
I'd wait for a patch or two.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Wha really?
Shit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

like this
www.b3ta.com/links/Fallout_New_Vegas_intro_bugs_ensue
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

That's hilarious!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

The bit when he gets off the chair made me lol.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I loved the calm-but-surreal head rotating
But then then floating crouch made me snort with barely contained laughter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

From a review I heard you need to do a hard reset about once every two hours
That would really piss me off. Fucking £50ish for something that isn't working fuck you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Massive memory leaks then?
That's not good at all :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Could be anything really but I'm not great at saving 5 different files everytime I do something new.
So I'll end up having to redo a whole bunch of stuff and that'll piss me off.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I hate that
Losing like 2 hours of gameplay because of a bug.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

haha that's proper creepy
at first I thought it was intentional, like the guy is on drugs or something
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I quite like Jeremy Clarkson
but apart from that she sounds like boring-on-wheels
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Boring-on-wheels and an 'expert' on most subjects.
Hate hate hate kill kill kill,
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)