This thread was directed at me, wasn't it, Monty
But I can't actually be bothered with you today. Last night a B3tan offered up a slur on my character which broached the boundaries of acceptability. None other than the previously fine, upstanding figure of NOEL accused me of being the sort of man who would wear skinny jeans. SKINNY JEANS. I ask you. Slurs against my heterosexuality, face and personality are one thing, but that's taking it too far.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

pistols
at dawn

skinny jeans are for girls and homos...
( zulu eh?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

...and tough rock'n'roll types.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

...wearing Steve Hillage t-shirts....

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Hawkwind, today, actually.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

you should get that one with the wolves howling at the moon
that's well 'ard
( zulu eh?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

The dog from EastEnders?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Monty in popular culture recognition shocker!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I used to live with a woman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

with as
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I wear skinny jeans.
I'm wearing some now. They were £150. I am a twat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

You really are

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Yeah, well, he who smelt it, dealt it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Erm, you called yourself a twat.
Cuntbeak.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Yeah, well, takes one to know one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I really want to see you in pain

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

You two
Get a room!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Two shirts - one closet?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

£150 on jeans?
thats a lot of money on clothes...
( zulu eh?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I don't think all the clothes I have
apart from 2 work suits, cost £150 all together.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

primark is good that way

( zulu eh?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I like the way all their clothes smell of children's tears.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

yup, gotta love those sweatshops

( zulu eh?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Oh, c'mon now

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I misread that as children's farts
I don't know what's wrong with me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

hmm, ok then

( zulu eh?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Neither do I, but I think it's pretty serious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

The only obvious remedy
is to drink far too much wine and become embarrassing.

I wonder when I'll be able to do that next?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

You're just wrong
so so wrong.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I'm highlighting the plight of Primark's employees.
I've paid £150 so that my jeans are made by nice Italian children with the highest standards of welfare. I'm one of the good guys.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Probably
£149.99 of that money went to the designer, and then the rest to the makers. So good for you for keeping rich people rich!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

i think
all the time you've spent with long words has pushed the ability to recognise little words out of your head.

Let's try... cat
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Really?
You are saying that you're a twat? Wow!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Stop trying to distract attention
from your GENOCIDAL RACISM. It's not working.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Stop doing that, Adolf
It's going to be impossible to fake that you don't love me tonight if you keep flirtring in front of everybody.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

More into meggings then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Even I don't know what meggings are
I assume it's a sort of male version of the hideous jeans/leggings hybrids sported by horrific women
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Just male leggings
And therefore they are very wrong.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)