I took a longer-than-average time to pick out what to wear
By that I mean I spent about 5 minutes deciding which tshirt looked best. I reckon I've got it wrong though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This evening I will closely scrutinize your t-shirt

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

t-shirt six pack
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

*winks*
*trigger fingers*

You know it!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I fucking wish
It's currently hibernating under a protective layer of take-out pizza, laziness and MISERY.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

What is it with the men in this place thinking they're fat?

(berk, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

maybe they are?
i used to have a sixpack when i was too poor to afford booze, now i am fat and weak

damn you beer
( zulu eh?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

But I've met Lab and seen photos of Maxi
and it's all nonsense, I tell you!
(berk, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

How do you know it's me
It could be a handsome stunt double
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

handsome stunt double
Maximinimus +n
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

That angry monkey
*seethes*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Well, time will tell, won't it?

(berk, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

How dare he!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Plus it's kind of a running joke now with me

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Most of us actually are!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

26 years of being fat kind of makes me think it

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I used to be dead skinny
Now I am decidedly not.
Plus, it's the media I tell you, making us out to believe that women only go for guys with washboard abs and perfect pecs. Just like women can feel pressured into mutilating their bodies to fit the catwalk model waif look.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Ahem

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Sorry,
"women only go for guys with washboard abs and perfect pecs" + and a massive cock
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I'm fucked on the first two then :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

But the third...?

(berk, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

has caused relationship problems in the past

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Same here!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

That, my dear, is balls
Most women I know might enjoy looking at that sort of thing, but would be decidedly intimidated by it in a bedroom-type scenario.
(berk, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Doesn't stop men having body issues
Like I do, just I'm far too lazy to do anything about it. I guess that means I'm not allowed to piss and moan about it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Now I feel nervous
Be gentle with your criticism, please?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I'm always gentle
It's my nature - too gentle.
Unless I'm at work and then I aim at being scary.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

at work drunk
scary horny
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)