Don't care.
Don't really care.
Shut up about your TV appearance. No one cares.
Don't really care.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I took my inspiration from the best.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

You're an equal opportunities kicker?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Fucking hell you lot are grumpy today
I'd have thought you'd be in a better mood. Well, not Monty, obviously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Do I look like I care?
No. Jog on.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

At the risk of exposing myself to further ridicule I'm going to make the effort
and ask what it is I've done that's made you so arsey towards me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

This

( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Fuck off Al
Petty jealousy doesn't get any more becoming with time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Sorry. Sorry Darth.
I know I'm not being very nice to you today, and it's quite unfair. But may I just say:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you make me laugh.
EDIT: that was to Darth's comment. the picture is also lol.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

This is a truly surreal day
Of all the people who I'd expect an apology, however serious, from, you're about third or fourth on my "yeah right" list
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I try to be as nice as possible. But sometime people rub me up the wrong way.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Evidently
Good to know that my efforts to be less openly hostile than most B3tans have been so well-received. Fuck this, I'm going for a cigarette
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

RAH RAH RAH

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

cigarette bit of bumming
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

It's got fuckall to do with being "less openly hostile"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

If you're so keen to be "as nice as possible", then what have I done to earn such hostility?
Seriously, what have I ever done to you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

It's ribbing. See all the posts about me being an anal pornstar? Amberl being fetish? Crow being a poof?
This is b3ta. Stop taking it so seriously.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

oh good lord this, I'm heather from eastenders and have been fucking sycubus for years now, apparently
it's just the internet, nothing is personal
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Kajagoogoololz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Darth's Friday night whilst we're at the bash:

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

That's a bit mean
you should change his face to the one above
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

that's so mean :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

You're slightly aroused by it, though.
Admit it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

well yeah

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

You still smirked a bit though didn't you

( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I didn't, I frowned. Offline.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

It's only mean coz it's troo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I never knew Bob was black!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

hahahahahaha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I must admit that's quite good
Altough I have no idea why I'm trying to temper my responses for the sake of decorum around you cunts (apologies to those of you who are not cunts, I can see two at present)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

we're all cunts

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I was counting you as one of the two

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I don't like bullying.
But, that picture is pretty hot.
Mind if I print it out and keep it?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I'm going to choose to take that as a compliment

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

It wasn't bullying. I might be a cunt but I'm not a bullying cunt.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

toemaytoe tahmartoe

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

*lowers glasses, peers over top*
*awaits further definition*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Definition: there was no malicious intent, just building on a meme.
Seriously - if you're that bothered about it I'll delete it*


* in a month or so
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Aha
So your argument is, it's not bullying if someone else starts it?

How old are you again?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm 37 but an extremely immature 37. It was meant to be a joke. If you'd like me to remove I will.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Hardly any point removing it now, is there
and as I said, it was quite amusing and very well done. Contrary to my conduct today I can generally handle the bullying but at least be honest about what you're doing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Fair point.
*offers internet handshake*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

*gladly accepts*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

CAN YOU SEND ME A LARGE COPY OF IT???????

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

it's only low res so won't print very well.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

totally joking mate

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Why hold it back?
It's not like anyone's going to care about the swings of your gay handbag
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

pft.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Oh come on Darth
please don't start taking the internet seriously, you were so much more fun when you joined in with the sillyness. We all know you're not really a huge bender who likes to get a nice hard cock in his hand and then slowly run your tongue around the end of it before sucking it right down to the back of your throat and milking that hot spunk straight into your stomach without it touching the sides.

Honest. We know this.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Bad day
And I appreciate that by your standards the above is quite sweet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

*internet HugZORZ*
I hope you feel better next week
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

This is most unexpected
I'm going to have to say something I never thought I would; Thank you, Al, that's very decent of you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Don't hold back Darth - decorum is boring.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

This is the thing though,
I've got nothing against you and am of the opinion that you're a decent and knowledgeable bloke. I'm just not good enough at being randomly arsey for B3ta!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

You're more of a target than usual today as Bob's not around.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

What a thing to aspire to
"Secondary mudslinging target"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

go on
have you not seen the marry shag kill thing?
I was like, forth from the top of the kill side
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Nope
Rest assured you wouldn't have been on my Kill list though. I'm going with Shag, as I like you a lot and am prepared to make a blind leap of faith on the subject
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

You don't have to believe me
;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Tech question, what software did you use to rotate his head to the correct angle? I'm restricted by Paint's hard-on for right angle rotations.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Powerpoint

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Cheers!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Paint.net
or Gimpshop
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Was thinking of checking those out
Or just acquiring Photoshop and trying to learn that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I've got a copy of CS3 you can have if you like

( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

If it's no trouble, that'd be awesome
If it's any hassle at all, don't bother, I can always...y'know... *winks*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Have sex with Crowsephine?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I'm in a bad mood. And am feeling particularly arsey.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Sorry to hear that
I'll leave you alone now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'll be there (relatively) soon!
Surely this should bring peace and joy?

And if not then I'm sure Kitty and Apple will
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

You bring me all the peace and joy in the world.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

excellent news
There shall be peace and joy in abundance. If I can find this fucking slanket

/rage
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

You love peace don't you?
All over you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

If by peace
you mean Midnight Poison body moisturiser by Dior. Then damn right I do
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

See, if Darth had posted this, I'd be abusing him mercilessly for the veritable bumderism of it all
It's just as well you are in possession of a clopper.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Lolololol
I WANT MY BEDDING TO DRY GOD DAMN IT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Errrm, why is your bedding wet?
Have you been thinking about the seeing to I promised to give you later?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

It's all that 'peace'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

The pair of them love to get as much "peace" as they can
they'll do anything for peace, anything at all, and when they get it they like to make sure they each get a good share of "peace" everywhere they can get it.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

'Peacing' all over each other, day and night, night and day.
Endless 'peace' parties. They just can't stop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

No, I'm washing it as it's due and there'll be a hot lady (or two hot ladies if I sleep on the floor) in it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I read that as "bleeding"

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

'arsey' you say.
*shouts*
OK Boys. Lights. Camera. Aaaaand action!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)