if all you cunts are leaving what am I supposed to do the rest of the day at work?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How long have you got left at work?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

6 hours

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

that sucks hard
sympathies, as i will be in the pub in 1 hour and 7 mins.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Ah...
you crazy Americans with your crazy time difference.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

so colonel and kristine
see above - would you eat your friend's titcheese??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Not in a billion years

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

hoorah thank god
i was beginning to feel really repressed or unnatural or something!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I think certain social conventions are there for a reason

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Boring, some people live by THEIR OWN RULES
like Bert
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

if he was an 80's rock band
he would be Twisted Sister
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

We shouldn't be drinking human milk
past infancy, and we shouldn't really be drinking cow's milk at any age.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

That's fine, I could give up milk if I had to
I am old enough to remember having to drink little bottles of milk at primary school...YUCK!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)

i couldn't
i really like icy cold skimmed milk. esp if i am eating chocolate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I only get UHT for tea/coffee
and UHT isn't proper milk, more like white water.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I love UHT milk
it reminds me of childhood holidays in France.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Ugh so do I.
Stuff that had sat outside, unrefrigerated, until morning break.

I'd rather eat Ann Widdecombe's titcheese than drink that shit ever again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Yup, freezing in winter, solid in summer
and thanks for that image..."Yarr, it'll replace the whale in moi nightmares!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Imagine her winking salaciously at you
whilst she 'expresses' it.

I've revolted myself, now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

fucking hell monty!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I couldn't be a lot more sorry if I tried.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'm clicking it just to hold up your shame before the rest of the class

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I recall that too
Put me off milk for years it did.

Thank heavens for Thatcher, eh?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Delaying ejaculations across the nation since 1979.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

RIGHT
I shall have to soothe myself by trying out my cucumber margarita jelly shots when I get home.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

That sounds...different
bag one up and send it to me in the post. I'm sure it will get here just fine*


*may break a number of Federal laws, you may be arrested under the PATRIOT Act and imprisoned without charge forever.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I could totally link you to the recipe, how about that?
here
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Interesting, the recipe uses actual gelatin (not the flavoured jelly cubes)
If I were the sort of person who had parties, or got invited to parties, or who had actual PEOPLE friends, I would totally make this.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

it was incredibly easy to make
you could take them to work!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

We're not really a party office
or a profession known for partying
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

give some to the postman!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

THAT LAZY FUCKER!
He doesn't deserve jelly shots. I gave him a £10 christmas tip last year as well.

This year the only tip he'll get is "never wipe your arse with a broken bottle"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Mine as well!!! Bitch drives around in her stupid mail delivering box car and won't even get out
to put the mail in the mailbox, if the mailbox is blocked by another car she writes "blocked" on the mail and THEN KEEPS IT
if this happens like 5 times or something then they don't have to deliver our mail!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Wow, that IS lazy
but I like the mental image of a mailbox on each property, very american. Here in Britain we have mail flaps in our doors so kids can push dog poo through.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I used to fill mine up with snow :)

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

They do look very sophisticated
Can you just make them in a bucket instead?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

well i reckon
next time I'm making it in the booby mold
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I'm here for 1h 40mins.
You lucky, lucky person.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

in 40mins I'll be gone for an hour

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I repeat, you lucky, lucky person.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

YOU'RE NOT EVEN TALKING TO ME
probably too busy doing your hair....
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

your hair.... lines of chisel
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Samurai->Viking->Bunches

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

FACK ORF.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Ah go on!
Crow can use them as handles.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)

nah
He's gobbling down al's titcheese. I think its why al is so sensitive. He's started lactating, has made some cheese and now feels rejected
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

NOM NOM NOM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

haha
Al's got so fat his body has convinced itself it's a pregant woman's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)

precisely
He's got a phantom baby in his stomach. Like a phantom limb but bigger
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

worse thing is when it's phantom born
and it's doing phantom shits
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Much, much bigger.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)