Yes, because milk from another species of animal is infinitely better than from our own.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha, this!
If I get enough expressed I'm making ice-cream.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

It's quite sweet, is it not?
My pal tried his wife's. I didn't get to try my daughter's mother's, funnily enough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Yes, it is.
Not at all vile, an acquired test perhaps.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Just to add another opinion...
...I thought it was absolutely vile.
Then again I am not a big milk lover in the first place.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

ohhh
that is just cold and grim!

am i freakishly squeamish or something?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Yes you are
you're happy to guzzle down the secretions from a cows nipples, but milk created purely for the purpose of feeding baby humans and you suddenly think this is a bad thing?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

yes
why else don't women breastfeed for life instead of a certain number of months? because it would be Wrong!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Quite
There is absolutely nothing wrong about doing this when you think about it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

what and serving it to your friends?
would you eat your friends' titcheese?

good for you, eat what you want, but it makes me feel physically ill!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

'would you eat your friends' titcheese?'
is one of the funniest questions I have ever heard.

You should start a thread with this next week, you really should.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

how many people on here would understand the word
"friends" or the word "tits" though?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

So you would rather gobble down a mouthful of spunk, or lick an arsehole,
than eat some cheese made with breastmilk?

Titcheese would win everytime!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

That said, substitute arsehole with vagina
and I'm face deep in muff every time
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

in order
yes
if i had to choose at gunpoint and it was freshly showered and shaved then yes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Shaven arsehole rimming FTW
Although, I'm sure there weren't guns involved the last time you partook. A dildo in the shape of a gun, perhaps.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

yeah, sorry, spunk me all the way

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

What?
That is a bit 'forward' isn't it?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

1. Never in a million years
2. I have no problem with this whatsoever if I'm honest
3. What crackers have you got?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Choice Grain
and those digestives shaped like small loaves of Hovis
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Those Hovis ones are fucking RANK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Water Biscuits FTW

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I'll have them...you can have these cornish wafers
And the ryvitas
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Done.
Now where's that titcheese?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Yes, and do I have a treat for ye
I present impossibly rare, 'Jade Goody Extra Immature'. Special Cancer Edition
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)

*bokes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Fucking lovely mate
Brilliant grated over a kebab, vertical or otherwise
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)