Oioi.
Has the postman been kind to you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You posting pics of your penis again?
Gazzing is far easier and all the cool kids are doing it.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)

I sent a life-sized carved marble replica.
I had difficulty getting it through the post office door.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

hello you!!
i was going to gaz you... i have a royal mail card to say there is a delivery for an "rswipe" (stupid porter is supposed to put parcels inside flat, lazy blazy astard), so i am going to work via post office tomorrow to collect it.

will confirm tomorrow but assuming it is your package, THANK YOU!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)

*sniggers*
"Your package"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)

are you implying
that noel could not fit his package inside my letterbox?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

We are implying Noel couldn't possibly have sent his package to all the girl's he's promised it to.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I say!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

and i thought i was special

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)

Nononono, special delivery, didn't want it getting lost, it's quite important.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Does he 'deliver'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Twice a day.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Except on public holidays.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

"fit his package inside my letterbox".
*sniggers some more*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)