Waitrose had 3 for £2 on selected British Ales
I have had a bottle of Fullers Bengal Lancer, Bath Ales Gem, and Innis & Gunn Rum Cask.

Can you better that? 3 British bottled ales.

AltQ: If you don't drink beer, what's your favourite musical, you mincing queen (or lady)?

Edit: 3. THREE. Is this too hard for you?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:33, 52 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've got a load of Gem in at the moment.
I'll drink anything though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

I'm mostly a wine drinker
but I do like my ales.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

cider
Labyrinth.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Cider is a young man's game
as you get older you'll gradually come to realise it's whores piss.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)

LIES!

(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Looking forward to tomorrow night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

you utter berk!
cider is the business. Take it back or I will have a tantrum.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

My brother's girlfriend drinks cider
For Christmas I got her some of this: www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=4168
and I thought she might cry.

I will admit that good cider is fairly drinkable, but I stand by a lot of it being fizzy piss.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Katy is lovely.
Strongbow, blackthorn, magners, bulmers = piss.
The rest is usually good.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)

Once you get away from the megabrewery's standard crap
Anything is usually quite decent.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

truth speaker

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Proper Thorn is lovely.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

yuck

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Wrong.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

your mum is wrong

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

your face is wrong

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

I drink in seasons.
Summer, cider* and white wine
Winter, ale and red wine.

*Cider is all year if I'm being honest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

THIS MAN KNOWS THE TRUTH
apart from wine, wine is for fags.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

fags sophisticates
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

sophisticunts more like
Cider or sambuca. Not a lot else.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Lager
is now only used as a hangover cure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)

I just find it to taste dull and grimy.
Cider is sweet or sharp and tastes of something lager is just fizzy dirt. I am very stoned.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

No lager here either
unless I'm raiding someone elses fridge at the end of the night. Bitter/Amber Ale/Golden Ale is where it's at.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Ale is gross. It tastes like stale stinky water.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Once your tastebuds finish growing
you'll change your mind.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

And his balls drop and he starts shaving.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)

I have a huge beard you pleb

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

+stick-on

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

God that's disgusting

(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

What?
I couple of small Stellas to take the edge off is just the ticket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)

Bleurgh
and once again bleurgh.
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

What do you suggest?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Lager is utterly dire at the best of times
I would not consider being hungover as 'the best of times' and I would certainly not consider drinking stella, ever. Can't you just have a fry up or some toast or something like a normal person?
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

That requires effort.
A quick beer is just the ticket*.

*This isn't a regular occurance, but sometimes it's the only answer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Fool of a Took!
A chocolate milk drink is clearly what is called for when even toast is too complicated.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Chocolate milk?
I'm 36 not 6.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Clearly you haven't learned its power in that time
super delivery of fats, sugars, antioxidants and liquid banish hangovers like magic. The Mars one is the gold standard but even store-brand chocolate milks can get the job done.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

I'd be less ashamed drinking the dregs from the previous nights cans than buying a 'Mars' drink.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Stagger into a corner shop with dark rings around your red eyes and purchase a chocolate milk drink
and you'll get that nod from those who've been there and done that.

Although it's mostly muslims running them these days, so they just laugh at me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Alcohol is not the answer
I'm increasingly coming to realise. Definitely not to a hangover, for sure! Oh and I spotted your reply up there ^ btw and if you are going to tease me I am going to ignore you :P
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Sorry berk.
*Invests in a chocolate milk machine and won't mention magical monday ever again*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

Milk on a belly full of last night's alcohol?
Christ, that's almost as bad as stella!
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

I wonder if I could invent a milky stella?
That would be the ultimate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

I think I may have just done a little sick in my mouth

(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)

What was your accommodation like on the weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I stayed in a hostel
for the few hours I was there and the price I paid, it was great. And the fact that they just laughed at me when I turned up at nearly 5am, clearly drunk. I didn't much like having to get up again at 9am to check out, though.
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Are hostles good value then?
I thought they were rooms with about 30 people staying in them, rather than little en suites?

In the past, I've saved money on 'late nights out' by getting on the energy drinks late in the evening and then going to a casino to drink their coffee.

Before you know it, you've watched Sky Sports news for a couple of hours and the rest of the world has woken up, so you can go and get a breakfast and make your way home!

Cheap and a little adventure as well!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

I hadn't planned to go clubbing
but I was having a good evening, so I stayed out. I just don't function without sleep though, so staying out all night was never going to happen. They do sleep 10+ people usually. I've stayed in hostels all over europe and as a place to get your head down for cheap for a few hours they're great. Given that the cheapest hotel I found was £45 and wasn't anything like as central as the hostel, which was £12...
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Twelve quid?
That is cheap.

What facilities do they come with?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

A bed and communal toilet/shower facilities
there's usually a communal kitchen and net access as well.
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Do they provide bedding and lockers
Or do you have to lug a sleeping bag and pillow with you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Some do, some don't
I've never stayed in one where I had to bring my own sleeping bag. There's almost always somewhere to lock up your stuff too, but they usually charge for it.
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

I suppose if you're only paying twelve quid
You can live with shelling out a few quid for secure storage.

Have you even slept with Stelios? I stayed in a EasyHotel once. That was an orange experience.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

I have not
flying with him is enough, I think..
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Never wake up with a hangover in one of his rooms.
The orange BURNS your face off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Urgh
I can well believe it, actually. Speaking of which, I'm off - need my beauty sleep etc...
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

*says nothing*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)

a wise move
she's hot.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Nice price
Is that literally just a bed or can you shower in the morning?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

No, there were shower facilities
and a kitchen, I was just not capable of making use of either of them after four hours sleep and lots of booze!
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

after thu, fri, sat this week
I am officially never ever drinking again. Ever.

Avenue Q is the best musical ever but it finishes on 30 october. This genuinely merits a :( as I don't like musicals as a rule but avenue q is just something else!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

INTERNET LIES
Never drinking again. I ask you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

when are you coming to Bristol to take Jeff and I out then?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Um, that should be 'Jeff and me'
Not Jeff and I.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)

really?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Yes
Would you say 'to take I out'? No, you would say 'to take me out'. Therefore it is 'take Jeff and me out'.

That's how it works.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

ta

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

This will prove useful in later life
if you were ever to have to teach, for instance.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)

not sure
Not too far away though because I want to see rakky's fancy new pad!

I asked coloneldracula if he'd come to play out and he was up for it, hoorah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

do it fucker

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

^ The Internets most charming stalker award goes to......
Bob.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

too stonedto stalk man

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

You back to Newport tomorrow?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Aye
welsh at 9 for an hour and a half then nothing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

What time do you have to set off for the trip to Newport if you need to be there for 9?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

If I leave my house at 8am I will be on campus parked by 8:30.
I am about 4 minutes from the bridge.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

That's not a bad commute.
Can you not get a train?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

doesn't make sense to
15 minute drive to parkway then 30 minute train drive. Plus will be living there by January.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)

Fair enough.
Right. I'm going to get some kip.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)

likewise. adios.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

when are you coming to Bristol to take Jeff and I out then*?

*Now more accurate, and in Bristolian.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Evening swipey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

pfffft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

pfft
Wut?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

meh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Oh, as per earlier
Photos

I swear those are not skinny jeans. It was windy up there.


Edit: Better link
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)

and cold, was it??!
Just kidding. V dramatic!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:45, Reply)

Asda used to have a good offer
£5 for four bottles. They had quite a good selection too. It's now gone down to £4 for three bottles. Sadface. I'll have to find a waitrose in Edinburgh.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

I can't help using my maths degree
and pointing out that 3 for £2 pisses all over both of those.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

I'm quite aware of that
But Asda is much closer, thus saving petrol and making up for the loss.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 0:03, Reply)

Your car sucks if Asda is £2 closer than Waitrose.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 0:49, Reply)

Yeah, it does
But I also live in Edinburgh. The only worse place for petrol consumption is London, and even then only in places. And, frankly, I consider the fact that Asda is 5 minutes away and waitrose is at least half an hour out of the way of anywhere I ever go to be worth at least £2.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 1:33, Reply)

It's a fair cop, guvnor
I know I shop at Tesco a lot because it's directly on my route home from work.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 7:22, Reply)