all i am hearing from anyone
is noelmontynoelmontynoelmontynoelmontynoelmonty and how they are the nicest and best looking men on the planet!

which i am absolutely sure is true.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:37, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

SADFUCKINGFACE
Though I did receive some lovely, if surprising compliments myself.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

No cunt was nice to me.
I blame you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

You didn't exactly come across as lovely and hot in that trilogy you starred in

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

got his desire for "ring" just right though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

it's only because I wasn't there


I'm glad I wasn't there. Everyone would have thought I was boring, horrible and ugly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

That's because you are
you weren't any of those things when I briefly met you :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

you're an annoying minger too
thanks :-) the above is also not true. you were charming and lovely. Although it was almost embarrassing saying the same things at the same time. Remember that?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

that was really quite amusing
If a touch alarming that we appear to have identical thought proceesses
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

we know that it's not about everything though, so that's a comfort
trying to think what the word was now. Can remember the context...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

cant remember the word
Just that it happened and that we had close to identical bemused looks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

that must have been unsettling for my mrs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

she was sexually confused
Luckily the beard saved her from the fate of the donkey
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

huzzah!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I want to be the filling in a Monty and Noel sammich.
With a side order of Lusty.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

sounds nommy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)