Who did kill Laura Palmer in the end?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:05, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The butler with the candlestick in the library.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I thought this was your fantasy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

No.
My fantasy is Colonel Mustard with the rope in teh bedroom.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Does Miss Scarlet walk in on you at any point and decide to join in?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

No, can't do threesomes.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Not even in you roll a double 6?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

?

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Well you are living out your Cleudo fantasy
I was wondering if throwing a double meant more people could get involved.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Oh!
I imagine threesomes are like patting your head and rubbing your stomach.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

hahahahahaha
That would explain why I've never had one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I'd better not post a spoiler

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

ssssh
don't ruin it for the colonel

he'll never invite me round to hold his hand through the scary bits if he knows the ending
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Twin Peaks was just went on for way way too long
But who can forget the bit at the end with the mirror
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

originally it was going to be a 6 part series
but it went down so well that they cancelled the 6th and it ran for about 50 episodes in the end
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Well I never knew that.
It got to the point where I was only watching it because I'd invested that much time in it, I didn't want to stop, even though I'd lost interest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

It's ok, I know already
I have seen the film "Firewalk with me" which is a prequel
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

that was a dreadful film
"the simpsons" do a great TP piss-take.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

It's not great
is that the "Who shot Mr. Burns?" episode?..."Burns' suit, check Burns' suit"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

no not that one, it's just a tiny clip
homer is watching "twin peaks", and it's kyle mclachlan waltzing with a unicorn under a traffic light hanging from a lone tree.

just about sums it up!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Yes!
and Homer says; "Wow...I have no idea what's going on"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

i nearly put that
then thought it revealed too much "simpsons" knowledge. do you like "family guy" as well?

sorry, WHY aren't we married yet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

he's an accountant
they're asexual.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

a-sexual BEAST
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

this is actually quite witty
you're not really an accountant, rumbled.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I like them all
Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad...

We're not married because we live a billion miles away from each other, you live in the dizzy metropolis of London and I live in a shack in somerset.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

fine, i won't ask you again
until tomorrow anyway.

i've never seen futurama or american dad. but family guy is usually on bbc3 just as i am getting home mid-week, so i always have to watch it before i go to bed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

have you seen Showgirls?
That made me never want to see Kyle McLachlan again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

no, not seen it
i fancied him in "twin peaks" but then again i was about 11!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

awful fucking film
I never liked that girl when she was in Saved By The Bell either
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

it was just awful
The way she was gyrating around on his lap made it look like she was having a fit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Her dad leland
whilst possessed by BOB
( M o D, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

If this was IMDB they would hunt you down and kill you for that spoiler
or just piss and moan a bit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)