I just read the match report from Saturday's game, it has cheered me up.
I am mentioned and not in a bad light, despite playing like shit after the tackle that fucked me over and being replaced at 1/2 time
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you Gary Neville?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Is he a footballist?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I think he is a celebrity chef.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Then no

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

are you Jeremy Clarkson?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

And on this bombshell, Top Gears been shit for years!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I'm taller than Jeremy Clarkson
Probably fatter too
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

If you say you're fat once more
I swear I'm going to come and properly fuck your shit RIGHT up, you needy spastic. Clear?

Then you'd have the double embarassment of not being fucking fat AND having been cunted right in the murray by a hockey poof.

LOVE YOU.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

haha! ^this.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Meh, maybe it's just me who sees it then?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'm just like you.
I've always thought I was fat,(and at one point I was), but you're just built big like me.

And it's a damn site easier to get away with a large frame when you're a guy.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Jo Brand's one and only good joke
"I think I'm anorexic, when I look in the mirror I see a fat person"
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

ಠ‿ಠ
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Zing!
that's you spoken to. Seriously though, knock it off with the fat emo-ing. You're not fat, that is my final word on the matter and there WILL BE NO ARGUING.
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

okay okay
People who met me know I'm not a fat emo offline anyway :)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Good work.
I'm blamed directly for our loss on Saturday in a splendidly guilt-trippy way, on the grounds of me not being there and us not scoring.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)