6 Music tend to tell it like it is
If Huey Morgan likes it, I like it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Is he the FLC chap?
I've done a photo shoot in his flat. He's fucking lovely. Wouldn't buy a record off him, mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Why in the name of bumdering were you doing a 'photoshoot' in Huey Morgans's flat?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

porn

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

I prefer this answer to the truth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Huey says
'Stick it up there Monty, I'm a bum lovin' criminal'

Monty obliges.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

It's a late POTD, but it's there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Thanks!
A late POTD is the best POTD, you've had the whole days worth of posts to review.*

*Not something I expect you to do.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

For an interiors catalogue. It's part of my job.
ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

So you are a big poncey quender?
I KNEW IT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Started my bribery strategy today
Photographed Monty entering Transformation at 13.47pm exiting at 14.36
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

...as 'Montina'...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

* reaches for large bottle of mind bleach *

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

*reaches for an even larger bottle of anal bleach*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

* pushes supper to one side and reaches for more cider *

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

You are Colin and Justin!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

I've liked him since he told that story about making one of Hanson cry.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

My pal Richard
made Brian Molko of 'Placebo' cry at a house party once. I bought him a pint every time I saw him for about a year after that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Fucking emo.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Nice work.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

I don't imagine it's difficult, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

I thought he was a woman when I saw the video to 36 Degrees

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

So did he.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

That's yer man
DJ'ing on 6 Music 10.00 - 13.00 at the moment and not scared to play Gil Scott-Heron, early Gary Byrd etc..
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Loves Gil Scott-Heron.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Played a Gary Byrd track I've never heard this morning
Full of very tasteful samples.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

One of my favourite EVER tunes
is 'Soul Travelin' by Gary Byrd.

Soul II Soul fans will recognise the first couple of bars:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y_Ma71iWTg
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

That's the fucker he played!
Well done.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

The backing track
is not actually samples - it's all replayed by the legendary Jimmy Castor Bunch, who were also responsible for one of the top, top b-boy anthems of all time....

It's Just Begun:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj9RCRtq46g

*does headspin*

*breaks neck*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

*cheers*

( thealternativefact, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Alright Legless?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

How very rude.

( thealternativefact, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

I'm not rude.
I'm charming.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

You're both.

( thealternativefact, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

A heady mix.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)

He's gone all soppy.

( thealternativefact, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

INTERNET LIES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Blast from the past.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmkxOtaHQDA&feature=related

*sings*

Jamaica funk that's what it is, gotta get into groove.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I could play a 24+ hour set of these kind of tunes with ease.
I have fucking millions of 'em.

Like this beauty: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4faOvKD6XJM
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

hahaha!
I love this stuff.

*saves money to book DJ for next bash*
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Get me there and I'll play all night in exchange for a kiss


(and some stimulants)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I almost went to the supermarket in my badge.
That could have got me into some shit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Next time wear some clothes, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Lusty will get you here.
You bring the stimulants and I'll kiss you all night.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

I'm thinking
That you're needing 6 Music tomorrow morning.

Huey did that last week.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

I recognised it from Halftime by Nas.
Thanks, I'd never heard of it before.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Ah, Nas, 'the good years'
Ever heard 'Live at the Barbecue' by Main Source?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-zndpG0eS8


His first ever appearance on record I think. It's a fucking rare record.

*polishes both copies*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Have you heard of KRS One?
Now he is a fine example of a Rap artist.

Except for all that black stuff that he sees fit to 'rap' about.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I have no time for 'race music'
I make all my 'colored' records get to the back of my collection.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Black vinyl.
It's a fucking abomination, it really is.
All that segregation.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I only play 'white labels'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

I make sure that all my black vinyl records are filed under 'jungle'.
It's where they come from after all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Trying to nick Jeff's POTD here?
A valiant effort.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Have I lost the POTD competition?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Nah you're safe.
He's still on a warning for liking 'sadcore'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

What is 'sadcore'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

What indeed, Jeffles.
What indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Kids these days...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Is that a South African record company?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Yiss.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

With the indie lable 'burning tyre' a small subsidiary.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

No, another new one.
Thanks again. The only Main Source track I know is 'Just A Friendly Game Of Baseball'.

Two copies eh? Are you playing the market?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Nah.
I stopped DJing several years ago, really. I do parties for friends and did a 'History of Rock' night in Dalston - until the constant requests for chart music and 'r'n'b' made me so angry I walked out, leaving my records behind, about three months ago and only just got them back today.

I will gladly play at a B3ta bash though. No Iron Maiden though, so all the Pratchett lot will probably try to lynch me with their Simpsons ties.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Ooh, can I DJ too?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

You can wear what you like.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

*holds up 'NO SADCORE' sign*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Of course not, you fruit.
When I play out it's breaks.

Though you and I probably have very different ideas as to what a 'breaks record' is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

I am very good mates with the Plump DJs you oaf.
Lee and I go back decades. They're 'breaks', non?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Oui
Though, and I mean this respectfully, the Plumps are no longer the leading lights of the sound.

Shall we play breaks for Blousie?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I have none on vinyl.
I'm sure they aren't - but I got the genre right though, didn't I?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)

You did.
What year do your records go up to though?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Hip hop 1979 up to the early 2000s
Rock'n'roll mid 50s-early 60s
Acid and rave 88-92 (plus a few hours of early jungle up to maybe mid-90s)
Garage punk 1964-6
US Punk '72-75
Psychedelia/Freakbeat '66-'70
Classic Rock '70-'75
oh and hardcore funk '70-'77-ish
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Aight. We could tie that up.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Quite seriously
If you're any good I could probably get you something in Leeds.

My Sister's partner is Biff, who DJ's in The Wardrobe, Northbar, Sandanista etc..
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Interesting.
Were you talking to me or to Monty there?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Either
Gaz me. Biff is fairly well known.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

The Wardrobe does indeed seem to be the kind of place that Monty's style would go down rather well at.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I have manfully suppressed the desire
to make a shit joke about 'DJing in The Wardrobe' and 'coming out of the closet' and I think I deserve some credit for this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

*pats on the back*
one step at a time Monty, one step at a time.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I think you need to know The Wardrobe
Best club in the North. End of.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

If I ever go to The North I shall give it a go.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Found this link
www.thewardrobe.co.uk/

Worth it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

You come to my bash and you can play whatever the mood takes.
Aberaccion does a mean tapas.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

That's a shame.
Good DJ's should be left alone. I'd hate to insist something gets played and when it was it turned out to be a total misfit. By the way, I'm still listening to some of the tracks you posted ages ago (some by the Sonics and the Wailers).
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

I really do know what I'm doing.
I'm most glad you liked those garage records. That's punk rock at it's purest and best if you ask me.

Have another:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWN65nAkk20

And one of the best ever:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlRl96API1I
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I had missed your liking of my 'jungle' gag up there.
What ho!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)