Bunch of sheep-burning cunts.
Good cooks though.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I will begrudgingly acknowledge their contributions to food and drink.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

but not brie though
shudder.

it is the only cheese i can't stand.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

goat's cheese is fucking rank
tastes like the smell of goat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

It really doesn't.

(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Try goats cheese and wild mushroom risotto with loin of pork. Delicious.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I used to feel this way when I was younger.
I no longer do. You just need to be careful about ODing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

have you been to vivat bacchus
with the walk-in cheese room, it's one of my favourite winebars in london. absolutely brilliant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Where is this place? I need to visit and compare it to Gordon's Wine Bar.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

there's two.
i much prefer the farringdon one. you can also get platters of all sorts of meats (they do it by nationality) or proper hot specials, but it's the cheese room that wins. you go in, taste them all, and then choose some. they turn it into the most beautiful platter.

it's much better cheese and wine than gordons and much more comfortable. BUT it doesn't have the historic factor!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

When are you taking me?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

i promised gonz i'd take him too
we can all go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

*invites self*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

ha of course
but in the meantime if you are looking for somewhere brilliant with REAL LIFE friends, try it... amazing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

He has to acquire some real life friends first.
This could prove tricky.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

It looks awesome
but expensive...
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

it is brilliant
back in the day they did a thousand pound a head dinner, but that is long gone!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Roast Springbok with shallots and girolles
Sounds wonderful.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

i LOVE goats cheese
but it has to be hot and melty, not cold.

and the white rind has to get lost. i spend my life picking the white rind off pizzas.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Brie = posh Dairylea

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Brie de Mellon is delicious.
Brie de Meaux is very good.
'street Brie' is rather pointless but inoffensive, I find.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Pfft, 'street brie'
I found somewhere that does that Colston Bassett stilton on your recommendation, by the way - it was excellent.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

It really is great, isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

and also:
Painting (Renoir, Cezanne, Gauguin, Monet)
Philosophy (Descartes,Voltaire, Rousseau, Camus, Sartre)
Literature (Dumas, Verne, Balzac, Flaubert, Zola, Proust)
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Balzac lost all credibility
when he was namechecked by Blur
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Balzac lost all credibility
when people realised his name sounded like 'ballsack'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I've heard you like Balzac, especially on your chin.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Does this count as mindpiss?
Both points are very well delivered so I'm prepared to waive it if so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

It's 'semi piss' which, as we all know, is very difficult to do.
Right chaps?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I'll high-five you after you've washed your hands.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

And the walls.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Extremely difficult and often painful.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

and inaccurate

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I don't like their 'letters' though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Or their toast

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

their method of kissing is quite pleasurable though
not that I have ever frenched a frenchwoman, they might be rubbish at it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

They just consider it kissing

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

like the nuts in brazil?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

*finger pistols*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)