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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I enjoyed meeting you on Friday
you're waaaaaay not as scary as I thought you were going to be. You were quite lovely. And Captain V whiteknighted me so I love him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:41, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Captain V groped my arse constantly
I had to take the Morning After pill.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)
If only I'd done that.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Groped my arse?
I wish!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
Next time, Lab, next time.
It might be a tad inappropriate to grope someone other than my spouse on my wedding day but I imagine catface will be doing the same.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
can I infer from this that Lab is coming to your bash on the 12th of December?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
You can indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)
good lad

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)
He'll be groping me, I promise you

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
I did stand next to him for a few minutes
and then Psychochomp told me I was probably pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
That Cap'n V
And his highly evolved, extra potent man juice.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
I'm desperately seeking some form of kryptonite.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)
if you were to stand on a small box
I suspect you might be safe
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Or just never bend down to pick anything up

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)
Fist -> Balls
Repeatedly.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)
so basically...
he was calling you fat.

nice.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)
I told you so

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)
"Whiteknighted"?
I assume that's a new Bukkake term
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
eww!
No. That was later.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
I was a happy camper on Friday night.
The sense of freedom made me buoyantly cheerful.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
You are Jimmy Boyle AICMFP.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

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