I've always been not that bothered by shoes
but Irregular Choice have it in for me, all the more so because I cannot walk in heels to save my life and I don't go anywhere or do anything that warrants pretty shoes. So I'd never wear them, and if I did wear them they would cripple me, but I still want them so bad.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think ICs are really comfy
and I wear crippling stuff like Iron Fist so I know shoe pain!

All my irregular choices are sitting down shoes, the furthest my tape measure ones have walked is to the pub and back on Friday!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

is this some S&M thing?
I'm wearing shiny dark red DMs. That's as crazy as my shoes get
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I love DMs
If I had red ones they'd look even more like clown shoes :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Yeah, but I can't walk in anything with higher than a 2" heel
and I cannot deal with shoe based foot pain AT ALL. Plus, like I said, I wouldn't have anything to wear them to.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

With Iron Fists, the pain is worth it
Even the most cynical, shoe-apathetic of men are at the very least appreciative of my babies
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I think MarktheBrewer surprised himself when he said he liked them.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

That's the usual reaction
"I don't understand why women insist on wearing shoes that hurt, they're never that grea- oh wow."
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I need to see them

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

They have a better effect in person, obv.
www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=6503958
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

they are quite cool

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I rest my case.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Why not the funky designs without massive heels?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Not the same, innit. Don't feel as sexy, or as intimidating in flats.
Alos: they don't make them
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I see, intimidating to who?
You people are all tinysmall
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

My taste in men does not extend to the above average tall.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Haha gutted.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I'm still unsure about the intimidating thing
Why would you want to intimidate people?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm a closet dominatrix.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I see

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Those cupboards love a good spanking.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Cupboards and wardrobes pay her a lot of money
To be told they're useless, MFI flatpacked pieces of MDF.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Too slow, fucko.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Mine was more involved
And better.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

But slow. So I win.
IN YOUR FACE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

big heels = nice arse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

This.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I have far too much of an opinion on women's shoes
and I don't know why, or where it came from.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

*cough*bumder*cough*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I wouldn't wear them :-P
at worst you should be calling me pervert, but I don't even find them arousing or anything. I just have an opinion on them for some reason.

I'd been about to compliment LAAK on how nice you all looked at the bash, but I don't think I will now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Aww, I take it back.
A man with good taste in shoes is a rareity and should be embraced.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

indeed.
I'm like the non-gay, non-asian Gok Wan. With a beard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I've got a mate with a shoe fetish.
He's also knows more about corsets than a straight man should.
He's like a male laak.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Is the question
Who is Darth Foxtrot?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Nope he's not from the internet.
He had to pay to go to comedy at the george.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

That's because it's partially a lie
I was only half joking about Jabba the Hutt's sister but after seeing Aberracion's photos :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Oh, nonsense
you looked great!
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

We've all had shit photo's taken of us.
Stop banging on about it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

But all of my photos are shit!
I wish I could take photos of myself. I can make other people look good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Rubbish there's some good ones on facebook.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Just learn to get over it.
I hate photos of me but I've got to the point where I just don't care anymore. Better to have pics to remind me of the good times than run away every time a camera is produced. I wish I'd got to this point earlier in life.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I could shuffle away
thanks high heels.

It does bother me, I have no idea why since the only people on my facebook are friends who've met me already. I think it's because it offers motivation that I am unwilling to take!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

if you want to see bad photos
just look at the photos of me when I was younger.

slightly more photogenic now, although I can't keep both eyes open apparently.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Suck it up, woman.
Some of us photograph badly and aren't even hot in person to make up for it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

aside from that one dreadful photo
you looked nice too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

It's true, you were hideous.
I could barely stand to look at you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Oddly enough
the first thing my mother said about my birth
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

my mum had a ceasarean to have me
and when she woke up she didn't even ask to see me she was just all "I can't feel my legs, oh noes!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Meh, I'm more of an eye person
Filth eyes are rare
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

nice eyes are a huge attraction, as is nice hair
but a nice arse is also very good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

are you trying to reestablish your manliness?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I have such a high quality beard that I don't need to do things like that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

It's the code of the beard!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

your beard doesn't deserve to be called a beard when compared to my beard
assuming I have correctly identified you in the photos
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

It used to be a proper beard but I got called a hobo and kicked out of a cafe at st pancras last year
So now it's designer stubble all the way
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

aside from Chompy
I've never had anyone call me a hobo because of my beard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Is that because you style your beard?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I wouldn't necessarily call it styling...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

b m
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

also true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Yeah no gay men ever grow beards.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Oh man now I have Bear Force One in my head again.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

shower scene FTW

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

you should also listen to some Bal Sagoth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wz5B11lEMg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

shush.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

 
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Iron Fist!
holy hot socks

I like these people
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

OMG they don't have them in England
put them in my gift box, pretty please?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I'm totally getting these imported.
www.shop.ironfistclothing.com/Ladies-Sweet-Skull-O-PID16052-IFL0284US.aspx

We should order together and go halves on postage
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Oh totally!
I want want want.

Ooh I was offered a wholesale account with a company that sells Bordello shoes for my corset website, so if I get myself sorted with that I can get us cheap Bordellos!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Fucking hell
I love you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I love her first

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I love her more!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

*preens*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)