This is totally true
I'll see if I can find the link. It won't be safe for work though obv.

EDIT: Ok I can't find it and I'm a bit conscious of doing too many "vampire dildo" related google searches.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's Twilight
It's not fucking safe for anything.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Syntax error
You've put 'fucking' in the wrong part of the sentence.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I feel, sir.
that in that particular sentence, the word "fucking" can be placed more or less anywhere without unduly affecting the meaning.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

A good point, sir, a good point
I might even go so far as to prefix just about every word there with 'fucking.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Indeed. Better to be safe than sorry, here, I think.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I've found
a picture of the condom and wrapper but no mention of colour or twinklyness.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

ok I've kind of found a link although it's only to the vamp one, not the werewolf one too
www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/battle_of_the_insanely_awful_twilight_merchandise.php

And there's a bonus picture of an Edward cutout that you can stick to the wall.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

That's why bobby likes pressing his face against the walls.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Better Edward
than Edmund, I suppose...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Oh, man.
Totally loving the idea of trying to explain that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

"It was for lolz, I promise!"
they already think I'm a goth.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

You ARE a goth

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

you're a goth
I'm a vanilla goth.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

are you a goth?
If I leave the M6 at around Junction 26-28, head towards the nearest market town, aiming to arrive in the town square around twilight, will I find you by the war memorial drinking cider?

/obscure and probably rubbish reference
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

not really
I'm 25, I've kind of grown out of it *looks at Labs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

and it's ok I get the reference
in my town it was "hanging out by the sculptures on Church Street drinking cider"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

God they're SO STUPID!
I cannot fathom HOW they can have made such a STUPID error.

They just don't understand you or your music.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

It's ok Monty,
I'll put it into my poetry and talk to my friends on WoW. They can't hurt me on WoW. Unless they've managed to get the Amulet of Ryzantor!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Or the +17 Cracked Elven Frying Pan of Greater Spanging
*doesn't understand WoW*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

*pisses pants*
You're on fire this week. More please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

*sells pants to japanese business man*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I think you mean this
www.wowarmory.com/item-info.xml?i=22327
and it's only iLevel 63, do you think I'm some sort of noob?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I swear, I read that as "Amulet of the Retarded" for a brief moment
It was a glorious moment, truly. I shall not see its like again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)