How old are you?
*say in a creepy voice for added effect*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

'Do you like ponies? I like ponies and JLS'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

hahaha
you're just copying what the kids say to you aren't you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

That should have been an /ac

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

you are all about teh horseporn today aren't you, my sweet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Today, and every single day.
I just like them. Is that a crime?

Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

it's good for a man to have a hobby
keeps him out of mischief
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I'm so into it
that I even become aroused when I see the opening credits to 'Neigh'bours.


Plus something about 'grooming'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

what if the horse
were wearing giant horse sized edward cullen underpants. would that put you off your stroke?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

*googles*
Yes, certainly it would initially...but they wouldn't stay on for long.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

whoa there boy
you don't actually get to do the horse yourself, you know!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I've a rather colourful police record that says otherwise.

Applause for 'whoa there boy' btw.

Can I just say I tried and failed to start a horse-porn meme about Al. I shall be more than a little disappointed if I accidentally start one about myself and it sticks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Watch and learn, old chap: I helped peddle a bumder-related meme about Darth,
and look what sufferance it wreaked upon me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I accidentally started anal porn for Lampito apparantly

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Sounds like it's been a lucrative career
She should be grateful.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

thank you
i am glad you approve.

well. i'm not going to lie to you, old buddy old pal, it's got legs (four of them to be precise)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

According to a couple of recent high-profile cases
I'm going to have to go with "Yes. Yes, I'm afraid it rather is"

Sorry, old chap.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I imagine you saying that like Dudley Moore in 'Derek and Clive' mode..
"Would you like to see my winky-wanky-woo"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)