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Reminds me of that joke about the vampire and the teabag
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Mehehe...."teabag"

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'm telling that joke now
for the edification of those without my fine education.

Three vampires walk into a bar. One of them asks for a pint of O- and the barman nods and pulls him one. The second asks for AB+ and duely receives it. The third asks for a cup of hot water, and when asked why he didn't order a drink, he fishes out a used tampon and says 'nah I'm having tea'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

what did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

no idea

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

see you next month...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

haha ew
that's quite horrible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

yes
yes it is!

although since someone (dracula i think) used the phrase "devil's treacle" the other day, i've been feeling faintly sick ever since.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

that is pretty awful
however my favourite (though I've never used it) is surfing the crimson wave (stolen from Clueless)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)

great film
the best term is "fallen to the Communists" though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Haha I love that film too
bought it for my 16 year old sister, and she hated it so I now have 2 copies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Wiggy won't stop calling it my Dolmio Day
but I prefer 'closed for refurbishment'
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

HAHA

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

DOLMIO?
that is fucking rank!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)

how do you feel about Shark Week?
or 'attracting bears'?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

also wrong

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

but also hilarious

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I feel a bit sick.
I'd rather dine on placenta in 'Devil's treacle' sauce, with a grated titcheese garnish, than eat Dolmio.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

grated titcheese garnish
good god man, what are you trying to do to me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

nah he actually likes the stuff

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Can I clarify
I meant the titcheese has been grated - not a cheese made from grated tits?

Sorry for the confusion!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)

well that's much better

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)

i knew what you meant
it was just as vile
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:33, Reply)

When I use an exclamation mark
I am almost definitely taking the piss.

Just saying, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:34, Reply)

You only have to worry
when it more closely resembles "Uncle Ben's Chilli Con Carne."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)

or guacamole

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)

or tuna chunks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)

or custard.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)

or battery acid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:27, Reply)

or a giant squid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:30, Reply)

"up on bricks"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I like that one
that, or "up on blocks."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)

"Riding the cotton pony"
Gene Hunt
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:40, Reply)

I refer to it as The Sabbath
as it means I get some rest.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I really hope it was
"I killed that stupid fat cunt James Corden, no more godawful films about us"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I have to say
that joke's in better taste than sticking your dildo in the freezer before you stick it in your downstairs area...
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)