I wish this pink wine would decide if it's sparking or not
and no, I shall not be driving after it

I think some people drink drive when they don't realise the booze hasn't left their system (ie next day)

also, when they are cunts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Can you not jazz it up in a Soda Stream?*
*Can you still get soda streams?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I used to have one, but that was the 80s and everyone did
I think it would be ideal for wine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Get one, liven up your pink wine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

can't I'd have to drive
and only a twat would do that after pink wine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Depends how much pink wine you've already had.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

but red wines okay?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I think white is OK, but the pinker/redder it gets
the worse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Yes jeff you can I have one

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Thanks Bob!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

So far I haven't eaten it

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

heh heh heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

They recently relaunched
the soda stream. (Although it has always been available but no one noticed).
Damned expensive though.
www.johnlewis.com/Search/Search.aspx?SearchTerm=soda+stream#&&/wEXAQUHYWpheFVybAVORklML1NlYXJjaC9TZWFyY2guYXNweD9TZWFyY2hUZXJtPXNvZGErc3RyZWFtJk9NLUF0dHJTdHJpbmc9QnJhbmQlN2NTb2RhU3RyZWFtXG3XT/PG5NNzgsrXZ7+5F+6qfa4=
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

www.sodastream.co.uk/

There are loads of interesting flavours available too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

"Short or tall, create a fizzy flavour with water from the tap"
"twist a little mixer, add a little dash; no trouble with the bubbles - shake it, just like that..."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

It's the business it's the fizzness.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)