hello you
good evening?

i need a drink. naively i agreed to go and talk to my neighbour about lease extensions. this is why you should never meet your neighbours in london. i have just spent the last 3 hours explaining the LRHUDA 1993 to about 15 people that she invited for a free legal presentation. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you hand out business cards?
for all your legal needs, we care, etc etc.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

yup
it was a stealth pitch as we would be about 3500 whereas high street firms could do it for about 850. so i had to keep saying "i'm here as your friend and neighbour, not an ambassador for my firm. BUT..."

many of them took cards. heh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Christmas cards?
It's only October for God's sake.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

business cards
you know, like the ones you swipe from phoneboxes on a nightly basis.

only more legalistic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Oh, THOSE
I get it
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

once a year doesn't count as "Getting It"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Oh and nice usage of the verb 'to swipe'.
I'd love to get swiped.

Speaking of which, did you see that you were the subject of a QOTW post last week?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

about my underwear? kitty pointed it out.
he repeated it this week, called me a bitch for ignoring him! (in a jokey way)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Did he?
So you have a creepy stalker. I know the feeling.

Linkypoos?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

look at that word you just used.
look at it.

THAT is the reason i am now putting you back on ignore where you belong!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)

What's wrong with the word 'creepy'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

it means "plumdozer" in many languages

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)

I am hurt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

My stalker bought me a Bounty bar this week
I hate coconut in confectionery
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

eeeow
nibble the chocolate off it and bin the rest.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)

I feel rotten
I've not drunk alcohol this evening as I feel THAT poorly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

omg
still ill?

it was that email i sent, wasn't it?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

It's forced me into sobriety.
I think decision making this week has left me vunerable and I've been caught out by a bug.

Do you think a bottle of red wine might help?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)

nuke it with vofka

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

I've got no vodka in at the moment.
It'll have to be wine or cider.

Or whisky.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

or vodka even

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

haha
well spotted darling. sadly i've had nothing of the sort this evening, no excuse for fat-fingered shit typing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

What do you take with your vodka usually?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

i like it neat and on the rocks with a straw
and my icy cold diet coke separately, on the side.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)

What brand of vodka wins for you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)

well.
funny you should ask. fri night, cocktail bar. waiter asks if i have a pref, naively i say "you choose."

yeah. he chose alright. at sixty fucking pounds a shot!!

i had three.... :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

What vodka costs sixty quid a shot?
I'd like to know so I can avoid it (unless it was worth it of course).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

or someone else was paying

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

fuck knows
snow leopard or something? they have a gin that costs 140!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)

that is so expensive
it makes me cry.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)

decent cocktails in london are going to set you back twelve quid or more
not 140 for one shot, that is just daft.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

cocktails are delicious
I had a lovely Brandy Alexander a couple of weeks back
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

my friend had one of those on fri!
strong. lethal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)

but oh so lovely
nowhere does a good mojito in Oxford though. Not even Raouls :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Twelve quid you can live with
A fiver a pint isn't a figure I'm that uncomfortable with either.

But 140 for a shot of mother ruin? Ouch!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)

I'll bet the diet-coke was extra too :)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

I'm guessing this wasn't in a Witherspoons then!
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)

proper orange juice is always good

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Did you get some pasta today Amberl?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

haha
I still have no money. Thus no pasta
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)

omg this is dreadful
i should send you a food parcel? i have hotel chocolat chocolates and waitrose special giant pasta shells.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Haha don't worry
my parents put some money in a recorded delivery post so should be here by thursday (no next day delivery from ireland sadly :( ) Thanks anyway though!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

well if you need pasta or chocolate
let me know!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Phone a friend and ask them to order you a pizza that can get delivered to you place.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

I phoned my brother
and asked him to. But his card had been through the wash and had to be chucked out. He offered to get a friend to do it, but it was a bit of a fuss so I thought, nah fuck it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)