As it was suggested I make this a new thread:
So anyways I haven't been here for a while.
What have I missed over the last 6 months?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:11, 192 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've got a cold.
That's news.

Where have you been for the last 6 months?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

No where exciting.
Just working and that.
Y'see I used to hang about here a lot when I was out of work. But since then I've been to busy.

I've also made a world beating amount of cakes and biscuits and been to my first festival.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

What festival did you go to?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Festinho
Very small scale and middle class.
It had a tearooms. That is my kind of festival.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Where is that held?
I've never heard of that one!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I can't remember to be honest.
festinho.com/

Here will tell you.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

What else have you done in the last 6 months?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Ummm
Went to Munich.

What about you?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Nothing that exciting
I'm afraid.

My life is a quiet one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)

I cut my hair this morning.
Evening QOTW.
( CowJam, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

What style did you go for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Grade 3 all over.
It's about as adventurous as I get at 8am.
( CowJam, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

alright cowjam
happy with the hair?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

alright amerl
It's far better than it was. I was getting funny looks in asda.
( CowJam, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

was it too long?
or had you opted for the mullet?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

It was a bit long.
It goes really sticky out at the sides where it's still really thick. I was ok on top, I'm a fair bit thinner up there.
( CowJam, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

changes for me in the last 6 months
I've started cooking. No more (well not often) ready meals, it's all raw stuff turned into proper meals.

The biggest shock to me is that it's really not hard. Takes hardly more time than "pierce film lid several times" and is so much more tasty.

-> conversation on FB chat just now --
Oo! I saw "Law & Order: UK" on BBC America. They even have the 'doink doink'. And judges with curly white wigs.

I've not seen either so I'll take your word for it

Not just an -either. Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: Trial & Jury, Law & Order: CI, and Lawn & Order: L.A.

and now Law and Order: Cheapside

I'm holding out for "Law & Order: Henry VIII and the Tower of London."

he beheaded her on a technicality

I hope he's got duct tape, they've ordered a retrial.

<--

(made me laugh)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

I've never understood why people eat ready meals
OK I enjoy cooking but honestly I find ready meals to be a real chore.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

it's been a revelation
also I really like beating the fuck out of a chicken or turkey breast after I come home from work to make an escalope. The Internet is the best recipe book ever.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Get home from work, beat the bird up.
Class. You could be Northern.

'Get the chips on bitch!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

If you ever see
any of the Dairy Cook Books in charity shops or what ever, buy them.
Best cook books you can get. No fancy nonsense, just teaches you the basics.

www.amazon.co.uk/Dairy-Book-Home-Cookery-Nineties/dp/1860194850

This never leaves my kitchen

*edit*

In fact here it is for a fiver.
www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/589305/The-Dairy-Book-of-Home-Cookery/Product.html

I get all my biscuit recipes from here.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

*googles biscuit recipe*
*gets 100 good ideas*
*makes own biscuits*

At least, that's the way it usually works. Although I'm more the savoury, so it's "chicken leeks recipe" or "pork mushroom recipe"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

I guess I'm just old school
I was cooking before I had the internet, and that was 1996!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

i had internet in 1996
but there weren't many recipes

and no google
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)

There was bugger all anything
if memory serves.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Here is the internet in 1996
https://www.msu.edu/~karjalae/internet96.htm

Kids these days, they don't know they're born.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

wierdly I remember that lego site

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Some of us aren't that fussed about food
and don't think the benefit of cooking properly is worth the time it takes.

I do cook, because it's better for you, but I intersperse it with fire and forget stuff like readymeals or pizzas.
( CowJam, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

September, August, July, June and May
some of October, but that's not worth mentioning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

couple of epic bertdowns
And lots of exciting stuff involving me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)

How was the Chili?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

awesome
Had it with brown rice and cheese
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

I'm not a massive fan of brown rice.
It's like having a jacket spud instead of chips.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

i dont like chips

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Whats wrong with you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)

whats wrong with your face?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

It's full of lovely lovely chips.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

What's wrong with your mum's face?
I think I've got the hang of this
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

My life is mainly dull
so not much from me I'm afraid.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

o rly?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I said mainly :P

(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)

Apart from hot-bloke.
That's news.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Might be bloody news
if he ever texts back, the git.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

If he is too ill to text
Then he is more ill than me, and I reckon I'll be dead by the morning.*

*Bloke with cold.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

I've just got over the man-lurgy
Managed to keep going through it all, even with an eye infection. Small victories and all that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

How did you fight it off?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)

with a hacksaw
and manliness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Just kept getting on with life
And drinking huge amounts of water. Eye infection actually needed some eye drops.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Just poor effort, I think
or possibly a lack of interest. *sigh* and so, it's all over as quickly as it began...
/maudlin
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)

It's better to have loved and lost...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Meh
it's better to have had no interest at all than get myself in to a tizzy over nothing!
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Maybe.
But he might be properly ill.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

Hmph
If you're going to be Mr. Voice of Reason, I think my disgusting cold and I are going to bed...
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Sleep well Berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I've become accepted on OT
And have garnered a not altogether undeserved reputation for my suavity.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

i think you are overstating the case, there

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Which case?
Acceptance or suaveness?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Both
We used to make newbies answer questions to a suitable standard before they could be accepted, but alas, no more.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)

easier is to pop up and make
innocuous comments for a bit, gradually upping the amount, until people think you have always been there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Newbies?
I've been on B3ta for years.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

pff!! 2 years!
baby
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

NEARLY THREE YEARS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Four and a half years.
back in your box!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

over 7 and a half
*creaks*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

7 and a half
You should be dragged out into the street and shot.
It'd be the kindest thing to do really.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

this is fair and just
i remember when QOTW was just a thread on /board
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

That wasn't aimed at you
I was just in a general state of reminiscence.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Haha! Good one!
see what I did there
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Really shitty night
I don't understand why so many things went wrong at once.
There is no such thing as karma.
Ok, a flooded living room is hardly leukaemia, but I am encountering negativity when I've been very good lately. I don't want trumpets but everything's broken in this shitty house.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Hey Rootz
Did you have a good time in Edinburgh? Or have you not been yet?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Going Friday
I would never come back if it weren't for my cat and my new cousin.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

I would possibly even visit Edinburgh to visit you
But only possibly. New cousin still awesome?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

He's an angel from Heaven
He is the only person in the world who appreciates his mother's singing voice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Awesome stuffs
The only new baby around here is a bit rubbish compared to most. Not worth the hassle in my eyes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)

This one is like Buddha
(peaceful and wise - not fat with big ear-rings)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)

But being a scouser
The ear-ring is only a matter of weeks, surely?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Not for males
Wagon wheels for the girls though
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Why not treat him to a new trakkie?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

You alright?

(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Just reacting badly because I'm exhausted

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

At least you can whine to your landlord
and get him to fix it, rather than having to fork out and fix it yourself. Three more days til holiday, it'll all be fine :)
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

I know
but the carpet is squelchy and it's cold and I'm too busy for this. I need to be able to do my ablutions FFS.
I'd camp at my mum's but I've ignored the cat enough this fortnight and I have to get sorted for the weekend.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

poor cat won't like a squelchy carpet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)

It's near his cushion as well, the poor little fellow
I'm going to be a bitch next week and see if it brings me luck
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

awww
he'll be stepping on it and then doing that paw shaking thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

That made me laugh.
I like the back-leg shake the bestest.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

i like it when cats sneeze
they always look so surprised and indignant
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

how DARE the universe afflict me!
"I am a CAT! Does it not know who I am?"

I also like the "I meant to do that" fallen off the sofa legwash.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)

I had a flooded kitchen a week or so ago.
It's a pain in the arse.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

oh no what happened to your house??
hello everyone
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

hello you
good evening?

i need a drink. naively i agreed to go and talk to my neighbour about lease extensions. this is why you should never meet your neighbours in london. i have just spent the last 3 hours explaining the LRHUDA 1993 to about 15 people that she invited for a free legal presentation. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Did you hand out business cards?
for all your legal needs, we care, etc etc.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

yup
it was a stealth pitch as we would be about 3500 whereas high street firms could do it for about 850. so i had to keep saying "i'm here as your friend and neighbour, not an ambassador for my firm. BUT..."

many of them took cards. heh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Christmas cards?
It's only October for God's sake.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

business cards
you know, like the ones you swipe from phoneboxes on a nightly basis.

only more legalistic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Oh, THOSE
I get it
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

once a year doesn't count as "Getting It"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Oh and nice usage of the verb 'to swipe'.
I'd love to get swiped.

Speaking of which, did you see that you were the subject of a QOTW post last week?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

about my underwear? kitty pointed it out.
he repeated it this week, called me a bitch for ignoring him! (in a jokey way)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Did he?
So you have a creepy stalker. I know the feeling.

Linkypoos?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

look at that word you just used.
look at it.

THAT is the reason i am now putting you back on ignore where you belong!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)

What's wrong with the word 'creepy'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

it means "plumdozer" in many languages

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)

I am hurt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

My stalker bought me a Bounty bar this week
I hate coconut in confectionery
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

eeeow
nibble the chocolate off it and bin the rest.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)

I feel rotten
I've not drunk alcohol this evening as I feel THAT poorly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

omg
still ill?

it was that email i sent, wasn't it?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

It's forced me into sobriety.
I think decision making this week has left me vunerable and I've been caught out by a bug.

Do you think a bottle of red wine might help?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)

nuke it with vofka

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

I've got no vodka in at the moment.
It'll have to be wine or cider.

Or whisky.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

or vodka even

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

haha
well spotted darling. sadly i've had nothing of the sort this evening, no excuse for fat-fingered shit typing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

What do you take with your vodka usually?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

i like it neat and on the rocks with a straw
and my icy cold diet coke separately, on the side.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)

What brand of vodka wins for you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)

well.
funny you should ask. fri night, cocktail bar. waiter asks if i have a pref, naively i say "you choose."

yeah. he chose alright. at sixty fucking pounds a shot!!

i had three.... :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

What vodka costs sixty quid a shot?
I'd like to know so I can avoid it (unless it was worth it of course).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

or someone else was paying

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

fuck knows
snow leopard or something? they have a gin that costs 140!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)

that is so expensive
it makes me cry.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)

decent cocktails in london are going to set you back twelve quid or more
not 140 for one shot, that is just daft.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

cocktails are delicious
I had a lovely Brandy Alexander a couple of weeks back
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

my friend had one of those on fri!
strong. lethal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)

but oh so lovely
nowhere does a good mojito in Oxford though. Not even Raouls :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Twelve quid you can live with
A fiver a pint isn't a figure I'm that uncomfortable with either.

But 140 for a shot of mother ruin? Ouch!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)

I'll bet the diet-coke was extra too :)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

I'm guessing this wasn't in a Witherspoons then!
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)

proper orange juice is always good

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Did you get some pasta today Amberl?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

haha
I still have no money. Thus no pasta
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)

omg this is dreadful
i should send you a food parcel? i have hotel chocolat chocolates and waitrose special giant pasta shells.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Haha don't worry
my parents put some money in a recorded delivery post so should be here by thursday (no next day delivery from ireland sadly :( ) Thanks anyway though!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

well if you need pasta or chocolate
let me know!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Phone a friend and ask them to order you a pizza that can get delivered to you place.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

I phoned my brother
and asked him to. But his card had been through the wash and had to be chucked out. He offered to get a friend to do it, but it was a bit of a fuss so I thought, nah fuck it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)

Water is dribbling from lots of places
There must be some cosmic reason. it's too coincidental. I should just chill. Not MY carpet, but the landlord's. If they want it soggy they can be lax.
But I haz no heating until it's fixed :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

presumably you've told them
so they can't blame you. muppets.

sounds like you are getting someone else's punishment.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Every time something breaks in this house that Jack built it is treated with petulant annoyance

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)

ask him if he is familiar
with the provisions of sections 11-14 of the landlord and tenant act 1985...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Nah it's all too pally and verbal for me to even go there
They dropped my rent when my ex moved out 6 years ago.
I appreciate all they do but I deserve sanitation. She alwas tuts and says "Well, you can use our shower" whenever the cowboy patch-up breaks again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

oh dear
patch-jobs never work. penny-wise, pound-foolish!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

They're loaded and all

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

that's probably why!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Just what I was going to say!

That may not be true
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Do you not still have the fire?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

hello trouble
i knew you'd be lurking somewhere nearby
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Always, m'dear
I'm enjoying having eyes that don't feel like they're going to explode this evening. It's utterly joyous.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)

what was wrong with your evil bulging eyes??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Some sort of infection
Thinking your eyeball's going to burst is pretty scary.

Another busy day in the land of law?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

eeeeeow
glad it's fixed. occasionally i get stress/tension headaches behind my eyes and it literally feels as if they are going to pop, it's horrible.

law....... yeah, as always, plus ca change, c'est le meme merde.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Ah yes, I know what that's like too
Dunno how I managed to get an infection though. Damn eyes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

opportunistic bastard germs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Worst of all the bacteria

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)

that should be the sig
for a fair number of individuals on here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

I've got the best of them though
TAKE THAT, BACTERIA!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:49, Reply)

from the genus of boy band viruses such as
boyzIImanflu and AIDSzone
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 0:03, Reply)

Yeah but I'd have to sleep in the living room with the soggy carpet
It's too depressing.
I need to mtfu and remember all the great things I have.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)

Wrap up in a blanket
And pretend that you're a kid again. Good times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

blanket fort
with a hot water bottle
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Get in!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

See, turns your evening right around

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

I've had kitchen leaks
but that's lino over concrete so it just gets mopped up and you move on. But living room is usually carpet? Is it a pipe or a leaky roof?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Leaking radiator AND leaking shower.
Dreadful coincidence.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

what they said
stuff like that sucks. It's like things that you shouldn't have to deal with, but do :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Like I say, it's not a terminal illness,
it's just that I'm tired.
I wanted an early night but I'm all discombobulated.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

That is a lovely word.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

I agree

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)

There is indeed no such thing as karma
I know this for a fact.

Invest in one of those things that sucks moisture out of the room, after the actual water is cleaned up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

i agree with this fact

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Before scrabble boy
that very day I spent fifteen minutes helping an elderly Japanese lady work the post office self service to send things to America and Japan. Then gave her some directions
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)

you should have stabbed and raped her
he'd probably have proposed. reverse karma. seems to work for guys...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

^this
next time I will. Next fucking old lady who asks me for directions will be funted in the cuck forthwith.

Oh yeah and the tourists who ask me to take photos can get it as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

that should be good for at least three
fancy meals, one bunch of flowers, and an engagement ring.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)

And I'm looking forward to it!
Will be a nice change
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Is this a lack or karma
Or just more of the People Are Bastards rule?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

My dad, mum and djtp have all said this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

no karma
or the water sucking device?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Karma

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)

sadly there isn't
I'm not an especially good or lovely person, but I've done my share of decent things and got fuck all for them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

I pretty much always find this to be the way
Other people just seem to be selfish, which is the antithesis of when you go out of your way to help people.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)

Dehumidifiers.
A lot of tool hire shops will rent them, so it might be an idea to get one of a short lease.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)

evening

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Alright Bob.
Had a good day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:46, Reply)

aye, shattered now. Just thought i'd see who was up.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)

Me.
But I don't know how long for.

I think my bed might be a better place.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:49, Reply)

indeed

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)

What do you know about my bed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:56, Reply)