Water is dribbling from lots of places
There must be some cosmic reason. it's too coincidental. I should just chill. Not MY carpet, but the landlord's. If they want it soggy they can be lax.
But I haz no heating until it's fixed :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

presumably you've told them
so they can't blame you. muppets.

sounds like you are getting someone else's punishment.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Every time something breaks in this house that Jack built it is treated with petulant annoyance

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)

ask him if he is familiar
with the provisions of sections 11-14 of the landlord and tenant act 1985...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Nah it's all too pally and verbal for me to even go there
They dropped my rent when my ex moved out 6 years ago.
I appreciate all they do but I deserve sanitation. She alwas tuts and says "Well, you can use our shower" whenever the cowboy patch-up breaks again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

oh dear
patch-jobs never work. penny-wise, pound-foolish!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

They're loaded and all

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

that's probably why!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Just what I was going to say!

That may not be true
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Do you not still have the fire?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

hello trouble
i knew you'd be lurking somewhere nearby
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Always, m'dear
I'm enjoying having eyes that don't feel like they're going to explode this evening. It's utterly joyous.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)

what was wrong with your evil bulging eyes??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Some sort of infection
Thinking your eyeball's going to burst is pretty scary.

Another busy day in the land of law?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

eeeeeow
glad it's fixed. occasionally i get stress/tension headaches behind my eyes and it literally feels as if they are going to pop, it's horrible.

law....... yeah, as always, plus ca change, c'est le meme merde.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Ah yes, I know what that's like too
Dunno how I managed to get an infection though. Damn eyes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

opportunistic bastard germs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Worst of all the bacteria

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)

that should be the sig
for a fair number of individuals on here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

I've got the best of them though
TAKE THAT, BACTERIA!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:49, Reply)

from the genus of boy band viruses such as
boyzIImanflu and AIDSzone
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 0:03, Reply)

Yeah but I'd have to sleep in the living room with the soggy carpet
It's too depressing.
I need to mtfu and remember all the great things I have.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)

Wrap up in a blanket
And pretend that you're a kid again. Good times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

blanket fort
with a hot water bottle
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Get in!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

See, turns your evening right around

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)