Forms! Forms and spreadsheets for every tiny little thing that we bloody do
Any time anyone says "what should I do about this" the office manager goes "let's make a form to fill in".

FFS.

For the headache thing I drink loads and loads of water to try and avoid taking ibuprofen. Then I give up and take ibuprofen. For the cold I drink lemsip and eat sweet chilli crisps. Makes me feel better for about half an hour. But I only get about 1 cold a year because I'm like Wolverine or something.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:55, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Massive sideburns?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)

it's the sideburns
edit: mindpiss
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)

I wish I could get my hair to do that
even if the price was massive sideburns.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Nommy, nommy Lemsip?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:57, Reply)

You know you're saying this more than any one else now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I was just thinking the same thing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

You should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

that is his normal attitude

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I am of the opinion that it is indeed quite delicious.
Good morning my dear Monty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Hello, sweetness.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I think she's actually trying to tell us she's been lying about her age
She's really 124
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I don't look a day over 80 though

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

You enjoy wearing tight, lycra suits?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:58, Reply)

who doesn't?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

well you'll just look silly when the B3ta Justice League assembles and you're the only one in a Hawkwind Tshirt.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I'm sure I'll cope with the embarrassment somehow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

you probably have a much higher shame threshold than most
I highly doubt all your drug addled escapades have ended with you returning home, brushing your teeth, removing your clothes and placing them carefully in the washing basket, putting on your pyjamas and then retiring to bed to snooze the remaining hours of the afternoon away.

_{In case it wasn't clear I'm implying you've probably, at one stage or another, woken up in a train station covered in your or someone else's bodily fluids of unspecified origin}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Nonsense.
I never lose control when I get high. I lose entire days, and hundreds of pounds, but never my dignity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

good man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

a mutant?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

oh man I can't reply to all of these.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

You have a set of three one-foot long bone claws, on both hands, enhanced with adamantium, used primarily for slashing, puncturing, and grappling?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

yes this. This one I have.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

You're stupid, gay and fictional
and rather embarrassingly adults who should know better are 'into you'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

X men rocks

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

When you're 12

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

It's much better than that, I read some a couple of weeks ago and enjoyed them.
Try it, you might just like it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

That was the slogan for Typhoo Q-Tea, the instant powdered tea.
And look how well that did.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Did it spawn a number of Tv-series and a number of very sucessful films?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Elton John
has sold 85 zillion records. This does not in any way prevent him from being completely fucking shit and a disgrace to humanity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

and bent

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

'Fucking bent', I heard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I still have my 2000AD collection to feast upon
I suppose Sandman was quite good /nerds
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

You have X men r +s ocks?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Hahahaa
Pratchettlolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I'd totally forgotten about the Wolverine nudity
must rent that film.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Your "Do you get to see his bum and everything?"
was one of the classier things I heard you say that night.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Oh I wasn't that bad!
Applez is the one who doesn't know how to use her indoor voice.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Is that her gang name?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

yeah
we have a sign and everything.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Just like the Wire.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Is it a comic about post-op transsexuals?


EDIT: All the characters are 'ex-men'? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I think you're reading the wrong ones.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I'm with you on that, out of all the superhero films, x-men are my fave.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)