Beacuse it has this bit in it where Bruce Willis does a handbrake turn
and as he does it he steps out of the car to start shooting people and walks out of the way of the spinning car with an INCH to spare. WELL EXCITING!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

SOLD!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Pretty much this^
I figure that with willis, Malkovich, Mirren and Morgan Freeman it'll be worth watching even if the execution is poor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Yeah but I thought that about The Expendables
'with so much awesome, they can't go wrong!'
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I knew The Expendables was going to be crap
and haven't yet seen it, a five-minute scene reuniting the progenitors of Planet Hollywood wasn't enough to sell me on it. I'll get it on DVD as I believe it will be best watched drunk.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Also I am fairly sure I saw a trailer in which a van door slides open
to reveal Helen Mirren with a .50cal machine gun.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

that can only be part of a great film

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

If Judi Dench has a cameo
Where she goes for Mirren with a katana, the movie would instantly become the best thing evah.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Do you have a thing for old women fighting?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Not really
Just like the thought of two great British actresses in their golden years kickin' it up ninja style.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

He should have wound me and Chickenlady up last Friday.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Bah, neither of you two are old
Plus you're both too lovely for me to do that to.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

: )
What if a paddling pool full of mud was involved?
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

That changes everything

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Mud, mud changes everything...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Been playing Fallout?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Nope! Still on the wow, sadly.
Fallout's on my list for next time I get bored of it though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)