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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Forthcoming film thread
In an attempt to lift Ms Foxtrot out of the permenent funk of hopelessness associated with knowing me biblically, I took her to see Eat Pray Love the other night (synopsis; horrible cow breaks husband's heart, bores friends to tears by complaining about how unfulfilled she is, rewards self for this behaviour by taking a year off to travel the world, fin). She enjoyed it - I was much more excited by the trailer for Tron Legacy and one of those big cardboard stands that only appear in cinemas advertising

JACKASS 3D

What future cinematic releases have got you priapic with excitement?

Alt Q - what bands are exciting anyone of late? Since discovering that We7 isn't prohibited by work's firewall have just been listening to CombiChrist a lot. Any tips?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:02, 269 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Tron and Top Gun 2

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)
TG2
what. the. fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)
It's true
I was just reading that on Empire this morning. Apparently Tony Scott is intrigued by the forthcoming generation of remote-piloted drones. I imagine it will be about as far removed from the original as it's possible for a sequel to be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Volleyball scene - A bunch of fat nerds playing WoW
Climax of movie - fat nerd pushes button, blows up Afghan wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)
I'm looking forward to Tron too!
You may be being sarcastic it's hard to tell with your plastic face
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Hold the fucking phone
I've just noticed your sig. Sunday? Seriously?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)
No I just put a random day in there
YES SRSLY
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)
AWESOME
E4? What time? I know I could look this up but I'm TOO EXCITED, and lazy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
She's moving to London on Sunday, and is therefore gleeing
I doubt she gives a fuck about the program 'Glee'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)
Oh wait
I forgot you were so totally gay you would interpret that as that musical television show coming back. Shockingly I was just being excited about Sunday in general as if you were able to remove your head from another mans arse for maybe like five minutes and let your eyes adjust back to the warm autumn sun after being encased in a damp shit tunnel for god knows how long, then you would know I am moving to London which is infinitely more exciting than some shitty TV show
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)
you're great :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Served.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)
That is crushingly disappointing
I hope the move goes well and that the new life is just as exciting as you expect
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)
this contains lies

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)
totally pwned.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)
10/10 scathing b3taing.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)
Nicely done.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
HELL YEAH !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Seriously?
You went to see Eat Pray Love? and you're actively trying to break the impression you're a bumder?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Also
Jackass was briefly funny for about 3 months about 12 years ago, I'm not sure putting it 3D is going to make it any less stale. I'm not sure I want to see how badly Knoxville's scrotum has aged as he nails it to a plank again.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)
The trailer does look funny though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKwjU_pSSW4
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)
see, some of those things were pretty good, I agree.
But it'll go on for an hour and a half and I'm pretty sure I'll lose the will to live.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)
I don't see much point in seeing it in 3D, but I'll still try to get it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Which part of "I went with my girlfriend" did you not get?
It was purely cos she enjoyed the book. I thought the film bit, although it was very pretty and there was some top-notch food porn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)
see, there's compromise for the sake of a happy relationship
and then there's not going out with someone who actively likes whiney self-absorbed supposed feelgood shite like that (book or film). It's a whole level worse than SATC, and I didn't even know there was a level lower than that. At least SATC occasionally admits to its own vacuous shallowness.


Only joking. I'm sure she's lovely. But fucking hell man, that's above and beyond.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Wiggy asked me if I wanted to see Step Up
and I was like "fuck no" and he said "because if you want to see I don't mind sitting through it" and I was like "FUCK NO", but he kept asking so I think he secretly wanted to see it but wanted me to 'drag' him there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Em won't come see Saw 3D with me
The Saw films are a guilty pleasure of mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Haven't seen a single one
DO NOT WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)
The first one is brilliant
The rest get more and more convoluted and gory, but I can't stop watching them.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
kitties don't like gore.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Step Up was great
if you like dancin', otherwise it was horrific
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)
He really likes breakdancers
so I think that's why he wanted to go. He'll probably download it and keep it in his porn folder so I won't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)
So you know he has a porn folder?
Have you found it?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)
No I have not
he claims not to. But that's a lie, right? He's just proper good at hiding it. He also has naked pictures of me on the PS3 somewhere but I can never find them. He can bring them up at the touch of a button.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)
If only there was such a concept as being able to like people regardless of their tastes in books and/or films

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)
See, there is. I do.
but sometimes, depending how their taste in books, films or other things goes, it is a very strong indicator of other things in their personalities which don't just hint at so much as gold plate and gift-wrap incompatibilities.

In this case, anyone who doesn't see straight through vacuous shite like that is never going to be cynical enough for me to be comfortable in their company, or vice versa.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Johann Sebastian Bach

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Not heard of that
Who's the director?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Spike Lee

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)
I'm seriously looking forward to Jackass 3D.
Yes, it's childish, pointless, and immature. It's the sort of film I can just turn my brain off and enjoy. See also; Alien Vs Predator, Chronicles Of Riddick, etc

Alt Q: No-one new in a while for me actually, not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)
^This
Except the bit about AvP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)
You don't like AvP?
What's not to like? There's Aliens, Predators, guns, explosions, etc, it's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)
I'm firmly of the opnion that they should have stopped Alien films post-1986

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)
Nahh

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)
it was terrible!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
It was awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Tron Legacy.
It's released between mine and a good friend's birthday. We're going to see it twice on the same day. New bands - not really new but I've got a hardon for Mumford & Sons at the moment. Rediscovering EZ Rollers too, top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Mumford and Sons are fair awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)
as I may have excitedly mentioned the other day
the two Alien prequels have got me quite excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)
I've sworn never to get excited about an Alien franchise film ever again.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)
they are ignoring the happenings of the AvP films
and they are being directed by Ridley Scott.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Ooh, sounds a bit more like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)
should be good then

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
never seen a single Alien film
trufax. Tried to watch the first one a few years ago but the first half hour was so boring we just fastforwarded to the alien stomach scene, laughed our asses off and then watched something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)
oh dear
you should at least watch the second one. It's totally different to the first.

and watch the 4th one as well because as discussed here the other day, you can see the beginnings of the crew from Firefly in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)
I shall consider this.
And then do nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)
There are loads of good ones out at the moment
I want to see Despicable Me, RED and the Facebook movie.

A while ago Wiggy emailed the poster for a Zelda movie which just showed Link in the shadows, with 2011 underneath it. I was excited for a full three minutes until I realised the address of the link he sent me was 'films we wish they would make'. GUTTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)
RED looks awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Going to see RED tonight
Doubtless my FB status will reflect my opnion around 9.30ish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)
Wiggy wants to go just because Mary Louise Parker is in it

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I've seen it, it's good fun.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)
ZELDA!!
ooo, I hope that's true
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

"I was excited for a full three minutes until I realised the address of the link he sent me was 'films we wish they would make'."
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)
:(
I should read whole sentences
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)
haha
I feel your pain
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I fear very soon
I'm going to pay so little attention to the things I'm doing that I'm going to end up typing things here into my work. Vice Versa wouldn't be too bad, just dull. But I think having the word CUNT or BOOBIES or FUCKING TOSS NUGGET will not look good when I hand stuff in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)
If I'm reading b3ta whilst I'm on the phone I sometimes say the word I'm reading

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)
That would only be really bad if the word was cuntsocks
or fartydicksocks
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)
haha I've never said fartydicksocks
but I'm going to try and fit it in somewhere today.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I want to see RED and The Social Network too
Not heard of Despicable Me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)
It looks fucking awesome :D

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)
I just can't bring myself to believe that The Social Network will be anything but fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Trent Reznor did the soundtrack.
Plus I've only seen/heard positive reviews.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I love that Jesse guy, he's brilliant.
He looks like he plays the character well from the adverts. Justin Timberlake I am still finding hard to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)
Seen 'Alpha Dog'?
JT is better in that than I thought he would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)
He's very good in this
because the character he plays is very "Timberlake" anyway.

The scene he first appears in when he wakes up in some Berkeley student's bed is class.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)
well yeah I know he's an acceptable actor
but I still maintain that no one who was remotely involved with the fruition of facebook would look like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)
He's not that far off. This is the guy he plays

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
I bet he wasn't that buff before he became famous.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I think it will be good
doesn't Aaron Sorkin have something to do with the dialogue?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)
He wrote it, Fincher directs it.
Two great minds at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)
It was directed by David Fincher
If you don't count Alien3, which he disavowed after being cut out of the editing process almost wholesale, his films are all somewhere between "great" and "modern masterpiece". I admit that TSN is more likely to be the former than the latter but it must be worth a look
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)
It's really close to "modern masterpiece"
IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)
I think I am the only person who thinks Alien 3 is a good film.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)
I enjoyed it
But I haven't seen it in a very long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)
I may watch all 4 this weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)
I don't mind Alien3
but a) it was a horrendous drop in quality from the first two (as it was always likely to be) and b) some of the concepts being banded around before production began and the ideas that Fincher had that were expunged in the name of smaller budget and less complicated plot make the end result nothing more than a disappointment.

Even so it would have been a good swansong if the saga had concluded there, the denouement was quite moving as long as it was, actually, the end. Resurrection crippled what merit Alien3 created for itself. And Whedon's influence aside, Resurrection is still generic bobbins, and there's no excuse for putting Natalie Cassidy on the big screen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)
compared to the first 2 it does suffer
but that is because they are such good films.

I don't mind resurrection either. It took me a moment to figure out what you meant about Natalie Cassidy. I'm assuming you mean the minger from Eastenders looks like the half-human, half-alien thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)
'xactly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)
No, I'm sorry, you're wrong.
Alien3 was crap. The only thing which really justifies its existence is that it was at least watchable, unlike its sequel which was just tedious shit. The very first Alien film has it, I'm afraid. (Though I must admit I still need to get round to seeing Aliens the whole way through.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)
It's really, really fucking good
seriously. I thought the same as you, but it's genius in that it never attempts to pretend that any of the main protagonists are particularly pleasant. Zuckerberg in particular. It's top-notch stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)
on the basis of all of the above
I will not pre-judge. I will not be rushing to the cinema though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)
you don't rush anywhere
fucking stoner.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)
despite how it may seem
I am not stoned most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)
aww you're ruining my image of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)
you seem to be trying to do that with my image of you constantly
never seen alien films, wrong about who is the most beautiful woman....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Is it pixar? It looks cool
although I've forgotten the guy who is voicing the lead.

I WANT MINIONS
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Steve Carrell
I think it's Carrell. Guy from Little Miss Sunshine and 40 Year Old Virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)
what's RED?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
It's an action film with Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren and John Malkovich
playing retired assassins. It stands for Retired, Extremely Dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)
it doesn't
sound that great. Why should I like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)
Beacuse it has this bit in it where Bruce Willis does a handbrake turn
and as he does it he steps out of the car to start shooting people and walks out of the way of the spinning car with an INCH to spare. WELL EXCITING!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)
SOLD!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Pretty much this^
I figure that with willis, Malkovich, Mirren and Morgan Freeman it'll be worth watching even if the execution is poor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Yeah but I thought that about The Expendables
'with so much awesome, they can't go wrong!'
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I knew The Expendables was going to be crap
and haven't yet seen it, a five-minute scene reuniting the progenitors of Planet Hollywood wasn't enough to sell me on it. I'll get it on DVD as I believe it will be best watched drunk.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Also I am fairly sure I saw a trailer in which a van door slides open
to reveal Helen Mirren with a .50cal machine gun.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)
that can only be part of a great film

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
If Judi Dench has a cameo
Where she goes for Mirren with a katana, the movie would instantly become the best thing evah.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Do you have a thing for old women fighting?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Not really
Just like the thought of two great British actresses in their golden years kickin' it up ninja style.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)
He should have wound me and Chickenlady up last Friday.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)
Bah, neither of you two are old
Plus you're both too lovely for me to do that to.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)
: )
What if a paddling pool full of mud was involved?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)
That changes everything

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Mud, mud changes everything...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Been playing Fallout?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Nope! Still on the wow, sadly.
Fallout's on my list for next time I get bored of it though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Sucker Punch
looks awesome. I do hope the "real world" bits with all the emotional development and complex relationship stuff are kept to a minimum and the focus is kept on the asskicking and dragons and shit.

edit: trailer here - www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSIetIg7O3M
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)
^this
I'm expecting to be disappointed though. Snyder's films always have brilliant trailers and then the film itself is a bit of a let down.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)
I never have any idea what's on at the cinema
as I never walk past it, nor watch telly. Therefore I rely on people here to tell me what I should go and see.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)
i literally cannot think of an answer to this, either film or music
this is the problem with being pretty mainstream.

however, i have just had the most hilarious negotiating tactic from the other side which is worth sharing for his sheer cheek. he is a tiny firm over in wales acting for the little man. my client is a mahoosive institutional pension fund landlord. so i return his call and he says smoothly: "well you sound very efficient, i must say."

"that is a nice start to my day. nobody ever calls me that," i replied.

"and of course i bet you are very beautiful as well, aren't you?" he persisted... before going straight on to try and chip £100k off the deal. 10/10 for effort. 0/10 for success!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)
I saw you used the term 'angry gristle' yesterday
I was disgusted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)
oh come on
that is a great term, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)
I was shocked. SHOCKED.
ok not that shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
I've heard there's going to be a prequel to "The Thing"
but I imagine it will be another shit MTV-esque film, it will probably have Jessica Alba as an unconvincing scientist and a bunch of other forgettable chiseled-chin arseholes.

Or it might be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)
I once dreamed a full length sequel to The Thing
it was excellent.

Shame I didn't write the screenplay straight afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)
You lucky bar steward!
I bet it made a nice change from your normal zombie-apocalypse dreams.

I love The Thing, if it's on tv late at night I have trouble tearing myself away from it, which is really stupid when I have it on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)
i do this with family guy
and friends and sex & the city.

all of which i have on box-set.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Yup, I do it with Family Guy as well
which really annoys me when they bleep the swearing AT MIDNIGHT! Pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)
Sex and the city is one of mankind's worst crimes

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Agreed
Pig ugly harridans boasting about sucking cock. How liberating.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)
they are such unpleasant characters
as a result I almost can't bear to watch anything with horseface in. I have to remind myself about Mars Attacks and LA Story to control the rage enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)
in Mars Attacks she plays herself though, vapid bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
It's not that bad
the show itself. It's the following that I have issues with. Same with Glee. It's just a TV show, it doesn't remotely affect your life. Plus, why did no one realise that Carrie in SATC is a massive self involved bitch with dreadful fashion sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)
it really is that bad
precisely because of your last sentence

they are all like that.

the old slag one isn't independent and strong, she's an annoying bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
it's set feminism back
since people now think that feminists all just want to have overly expensive shoes and to act like a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)
When it's got nothing to do with shoes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)
totally not rising to it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
awww go on.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)
I really didn't help this with my shoe thread yesterday did I?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

yesterday about once every few weeks
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
shut yer face
I bet you've talked about BSG more than I've talked about shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)
zing

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
I remember the first episode I watched with some girls who absolutely loved it
and they insisted I would be instantly converted. In the episode Carrie saw Big going to church with his mother so she asked if she could go with but he said it was something he wanted to keep between him and his family. So she turns up at the church the next week anyway and sneaks in, but he sees her. I was like "what a fucking bitch, he says he wants to keep it private and she just turns up anyway?!" and all the girls were like "OMG no wai, she just wants to be a part of his life blah blah blah". Pissed me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
That's a good way to tell if a potential gf will be a psycho
"Do you think Carrie was right to sneak into the church?"
"OMG, like, totally! She just wants to be a part of his life blah blah blah"
BUZZZZ!
*sound of vacuous bint plummeting through a trapdoor into a pit full of bears*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
11/10
for the phrase "vacuous bint"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)
this
are there any special tests to check for boy psychos?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
if they say they'll call and don't
they are cunts

if they say they'll call and then call repeatedly

they are psychos
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
how often is repeatedly?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)
sorry i meant
if you don't pick up, repeatedly and repeatedly!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Undoubtedly
But I'll leave that up to you b3ta ladies to postulate.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Out of 4 ex's
3 are cool, 1 was a psycho. Only he liked football. Statistically proven proof!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

ars es

but a solid 10/10 there Lab. Although how you found out about my beecellar I'll never know, it's not like any of them made it out as anything other than oddly-coloured honey.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Hahaha!
A colleague keeps bees, and gave me some oddly-coloured honey... Tastes awesome though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)
I want to keep bees!
You can get a little hive for balconies, I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)
RIP GIRLPOWER
Circa: 1994–2000.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)
there is an absolutely spot-on
review of the second one somewhere, just tearing apart all the things that idiots seem to think it stands for.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
I read that
it's good
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)
But as a show it's mildly entertaining
you don't have to buy into the 'message' they're trying to send. Anyway, you're a guy, you're not meant to like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Apparently I should love it
and love shopping and shoes and secretly hate men but want a baby :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Yeah pretty much
and if we have lots of sex it's because we want to, not to because men are using us, even though we then wait by the phone for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
i couldn't shag a guy who liked it
definitely not.

the book is very depressing though, it's nothing like the tv series, it's really quite dark.

charlotte needs a slap too. "oooh i believe in true love and real life white knights who always call when they say they will and fairies and makeup and ponies and stickers and myspace.com"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
haha that's my absolute favourite episode of Family Guy
Cool whhhip.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Quit saying whhat whhat whhay?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Whill Wheaton

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)
I've never watched an episode
but it appears to be about 3 hookers and their mother
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
i love the family guy bit where she has to get the wd40 out to get her legs apart
i don't know why i watch it really, it's just easier to lie under a blanket and watch than it is to face getting up, taking makeup off, cleaning teeth, moisturising, checking blackberry for last minute work emergencies, working out what to wear the next day and... oh look another episode, zzzzzzzzzzz.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)
SJP is married to Mathew Broderick
I always think, "Ferris Bueller married THAT??!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
he had to settle after he killed that woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
He killed someone in a hit and run in Ireland didn't he?
and he's met me once.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Two people actually
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Broderick#Auto_accident
I love wikipedia sometimes "He killed two people in a car crash, he's also left handed"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)
they are clearly related
sinister doesn't mean what it does for no reason
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)
i used to long to be left-handed as a child
i can only assume my mother must have made out it was much cooler than it is. she did have left-handed cheque books though, i remember that.

then again, i also used to long for ginger hair.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I always wanted ginger hair as my best mate had proper ORANGE hair
In retrospect, we probably look ridiculous together as my hair is the equivalent YELLOW
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
If you'd found someone with red hair you could've gone to a Halloween party as a Tequila Sunrise

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Brandi also killed someone in a car crash I think
she was all talkin' on her phone and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)
to be fair
she's got a great figure, if they stick to doggie or the dark, he'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
she looks like a fucking skeleton
a below-averagely attractive skeleton
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
see, as i have precisely zero chance of looking like a skeleton
until i actually am one, and even then probably not, i really admire this look. i think kate moss is the most attractive woman in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)
*shakes head*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)
*also shakes head*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)
can I join in
or will we just look like a line of head-shaking dogs in the back of a fiat panda?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)
it's for a worthwhile cause

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)
which is??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)
convincing you that you are wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
oh god that'll never happen
i'd need to change pretty much every feature on my face and body to look like kate moss before i would be happy with them!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)
I think you should be glad you don't look like Kate Moss
I'd rather look like my own elbow than look like her.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)
She does kind of look like an elbow now you mention it

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)
in that case I will just have to kill you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)
You'll be a lot happier if you aren't trying to be someone else
I have often thought in the past that it would be nice to have the chiselled good looks of, say, Gregory Peck or Carey Grant, but have long since learnt to settle for looking like a beaky-nosed mong with flappy hair.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)
you look like a character
which is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Oh, A character, certainly:
Count Duckula
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Fuck that.
*shoves head underwater until she sees some fucking sense*

This is nearly as bad as Maxi and his fat thing.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)
it won't work!
i used to think calista flockhart was even more stunning, but i can see she is past it now.

sticking out hips and that extra bit of bone just above the collarbone are elegant.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)
They really aren't
I worry about you sometimes.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)
i just don't think curves are sexy; i think very slender is much much more attractive in a girl
it's probably the whole female thing of wanting the opposite of what you have!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
I don't think I could disagree more

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)
you don't have to be stick thin to have good bone structure

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I have great bones
they are just covered in a bit of muscle and a lot of flab
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Kate Moss is a dog
and a wretched withered one at that. She looks like a skeleton shrinkwrapped in skin.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)
My mate used to go out with her
She is quite possibly the thickest person on earth. Nice, but unbelievably dim.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)
do you know, or know people who know
every famous person, ever?

If so, can you fix it for me to snog david tennant's face off?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)
If he can, I'm in the queue behind you

(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)
there will be none left of him by then :)

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)
I'd arm wrestle you for him
but you're a LARP-er and you'd probably kick my face in...
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Pretend to kick your face in.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)
yeah
but it'd be convincing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)
err yeah, totally!
in no way would I pull punches instinctively, nor be scared of being hit, and nor would any weapon be made of foam
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I can get you a can of Tennent's Super if you like?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)
that'll do

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)
how giant is the new Doctor Who's face?
Seriously, it's massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)
she'd have to be thick as pigshit
to go out with that fucking oxygen thief Doherty.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)
he really is a waste of carbon.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I've told you the 'toilet' story, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I don't recall it if you have

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)
She was doing a photo shoot
in a derelict building in Shoreditch, and needed a pee. 'It's up the stairs, but watch out - there's no door on the toilet'

'Then how will I get in, then?'

This is 100% true, I promise
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)
hahahaha
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
She's so not
and she can't pole dance for shit.

I think Kiera Knightley is the most beautiful woman. She could do with a few sammiches though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Oh no wait, I've changed my mind
it's Monica Belluci.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)
you are in error
with both of those

Keira Knightley looks like a less attractive Natalie Portman.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Knightley has an odd chin.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)
and no tits
conveniently, my two favourite woman are in one tv show
i5.photobucket.com/albums/y188/FalconHorus/Screencaps/Legend%20of%20the%20Seeker/216%20-%20Desecrated/seeker214_02129_small.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)
she has tits!
shut up.

You can see them in The Hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Fnar fnar,
fnar fnar
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
you can see where they should be

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
is that a euphemism?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)
*Monty in not-the-only-person-here-who-can-name-drop shocker!*
I went to school with Knightley. She was in the same year as me. (Wasn't she lucky?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)
so who is it then eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

i5.photobucket.com/albums/y188/FalconHorus/Screencaps/Legend%20of%20the%20Seeker/216%20-%20Desecrated/seeker214_02129_small.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Geike Arnaert, obviously

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)
BUT NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SKINNY FEELS !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I can only presume that the people who say this with conviction
have never tried a good black pudding.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)
I recently went to Cinema City to have a watch of Winter's Bone
It's superb. Great film.

Upcoming? Nothing terribly exciting - I often close my eyes and pick at random. Works well, usually.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)
never heard of it
what's it about?

/too lazy to IMDB
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)
It's based in the Ozark mountains in Missouri
and tells the tale of a closed hick society, all related in some way.

One girl's father has vanished, is due in court and has the family shack as bond. THe film follows her trying to find him and save her home.

Really sparsely shot, and two marvellous performances from the leads - Ree and Teardrop.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)
oh yeah I've seen a really long trailer for that in the cinema
it looked good but pretty long and a bit depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)
It's an hour and forty.
I'm not much of a movie fan - I get bored quickly (I prefer reading to watching).

It's a month or more since I saw Winter's Bone and since then I've thought about it daily, got really interested in it and read the book.

It's a brilliant piece of work, and it leaves you thinking of what happens after.

Bleak, but there are rays of hope in it.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)
I like stuff like that
I'll give it a watch, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)
'Lemmy' to both.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)
I am off to see a 23 minute preview for Tron 2 at the Imax tomorrow
Free tickets on the Disney Screenings site, there may still be some left for a cinema near you.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)
ooh ta, I'll head over there now, Wiggy would jizz for that film.
It says you need a promo code, where do you get that from?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)
He'd more likely jizz for 'Tran 2'
The only reason he was excited about the 'Transformers' film is because he's a massive Lou Reed fan and got the wrong idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Code is 'Legacy'
You do have to register, but the chances are all the free tix will be gone...i registered a few weeks back. Worth a try though.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
yeah Manchester has sold out
good to know for future ref though, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Speaking of which, £10 in marks'n'sparks vouchers plus get to see inception in HD from Sky.....
https://hdparty.sky.com/

I can't think of any films I'm really looking forward too, normally there are loads but I can't think of any at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Hmm, so I get to watch Inception in HD with Gonz and some yummy M&S food?

goddammit sunday get here faster
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Yup =D
This one is on 11th dec, so it's a little way off, but it'll deffo happen =D
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
I reckon we should get a ton of those bung-in-the-oven finger-food stuff, with some nice condiments.
God, I love that sort of food.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
YAY
me too! little mini quiche and pizza and voluvonts
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)
YES !
And prawns wrapped in stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)
pizza and WHATS?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)
vol au vent
full of wind
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Minimal Gonzism effort there.
2/10.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)
On Sunday I am taking my nephew to see Despicable me.
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
incestuous too

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Shut up Bert.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Do you hate Disney Pixar type stuff?
Even taking your child? I have friends who have kids who wouldn't normally go for that sort of thing but have admitted to thoroughly enjoying it when watching with the child, possibly because the kid loves it so much.

Also, the animated films have so many adult jokes in them now, they're not just for kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I've always been the one to take my nephew to the kid's films he wanted to see.
There has only been once when I was bored silly and that was the Clone wars animated Star wars film.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
the film of that is a bit shit
the series was better
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)
I love Disney films
you used to get looked at funny by the cinema staff if you went without kids but I think it's acceptable now, they showed UP! at 9.30pm.

My friend is renting out a cinema in Lancaster for her birthday and we're watching My Neighbour Totoro next weekend, I'm really looking forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Doesn't quite answer the question
but the best film I have seen for *yonks* is Mr Nobody. Despite it being a big-budget English-language film ($56m) it never got cinematic release in the UK and also is unavailable on DVD here (although you can get it from France I believe) so this is one case where downloading it (there are lots of torrents available) is recommended.

See it ! It is completely aces and you will *not* have seen a film like it before, I promise you. Everyone I have shown it to (the film, not my knob !) loves it.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

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