My mate used to go out with her
She is quite possibly the thickest person on earth. Nice, but unbelievably dim.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

do you know, or know people who know
every famous person, ever?

If so, can you fix it for me to snog david tennant's face off?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

If he can, I'm in the queue behind you

(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

there will be none left of him by then :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I'd arm wrestle you for him
but you're a LARP-er and you'd probably kick my face in...
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Pretend to kick your face in.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

yeah
but it'd be convincing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

err yeah, totally!
in no way would I pull punches instinctively, nor be scared of being hit, and nor would any weapon be made of foam
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I can get you a can of Tennent's Super if you like?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

that'll do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

how giant is the new Doctor Who's face?
Seriously, it's massive.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

she'd have to be thick as pigshit
to go out with that fucking oxygen thief Doherty.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

he really is a waste of carbon.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I've told you the 'toilet' story, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I don't recall it if you have

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

She was doing a photo shoot
in a derelict building in Shoreditch, and needed a pee. 'It's up the stairs, but watch out - there's no door on the toilet'

'Then how will I get in, then?'

This is 100% true, I promise
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

hahahaha
marvellous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)