Does Key Lime Pie count?
It's got all the attributes of cake but it's called pie.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've never tried it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Sounds good though.
Because it's DESERT! (Or 'afters' if you're poor).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Or "pudding" if you were raised properly

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Or 'dessert' if you can spell

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Better than sex
(well it is at the moment anyway...)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

I have come to the conclusion that nothing is better than sex.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I've got nothing instead of sex
Not the same, is it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Not really.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

So it's me and the Key Lime Pie then
They don't have a sex counter at Sainsbury's.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

They should.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Morrison's HQ is on my way to work
I might call in one morning and suggest it.

Although Morrison's Supervalue sex doesn't sound appealling.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Supervalue sex
this reminds me of something that happened to a mate of mine - he was walking home from the busstop when he was offered some 'business'; he wasn't interested but the woman was quite persistent. Eventually he told her 'look, I don't even have enough money for the bus, that's why I'm walking', she asked him how much he had and he said 'About £1.50' and she said 'Well, I'm sure we could come to some arrangement...'

EWW.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Hmm..
A friend of mine is an estate agent. They'd let a house out to what they thought was a respectable guy but started getting a lot of complaints from neighbours about "activities".

He went round to check and found that three fat toothless grandmas were operating a knocking shop there, and they offered him free sex for ever if he didn't evict them.

He evicted them.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Before or after the free sex?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Who'd pass up a freebie toothless nosh?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

He's got an eye for a bargain
He may well have had a go first.

And let's face it, who amongst us can claim a foursome with three fat grannies? Unless Peter Stringfellow posts on here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Wayne Rooney might have had a go.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

That's a point
He's stupid enough.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I got one of those once
Couldn't finish it, unusually for cake it had way too much sugar in it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)