I broke my sisters nose by doing the
"if you're hand's bigger than your face you'll get cancer" thing.
I felt really bad about that for ages.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I broke my sisters arm when we were kids. I enjoy reflecting on this memory now as she's grown up to be a cunt.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

*makes mental note not to get on Battered's bad side*

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Did she refuse to take the chocolate?
Is she now a body building lesbian?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

No she's a pie-eating champion and too ugly to even be a lesbian.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

excellent combination of insults there.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

At least you didn't sleep with her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Only because she's too ugly due to having a broken nose.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

And a lesbian
and I'm not some sort of mental freak.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Oh, dear, oh dear
Do you realise how hard is for me not to correct your spelling there? Do you?

But it'd be two corrections on 1 day, and it'd be wrong.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I'd just ignore it and then gaz everyone calling you a bitch.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Thank you, you're a star
That's going to boast my bussiness to the roof.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

BOOST
HA IN YOUR FACE LITTLE MISS CORRECTING MY SPELLING!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Hahaha
Well, thank you, but if you remember, I didn't correct your spelling, did I?

I didn't know the meaning of boasting. I now know what it is and have an example, just above this answer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)