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EVILWhat's the most evil thing you've:
Done
Seen
Heard of
Eaten
No mentions of lunch or Christmas please.
(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:25, 291 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Your Mum
Your Mum naked
The answer phone message I left myself to remind myself that it did actually happen and wasn't a terrible nightmare
Your mum
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I broke my sisters nose by doing the"if you're hand's bigger than your face you'll get cancer" thing.
I felt really bad about that for ages.
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I broke my sisters arm when we were kids. I enjoy reflecting on this memory now as she's grown up to be a cunt.(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Did she refuse to take the chocolate?Is she now a body building lesbian?
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excellent combination of insults there.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:43,
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Oh, dear, oh dearDo you realise how hard is for me not to correct your spelling there? Do you?
But it'd be two corrections on 1 day, and it'd be wrong.
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Thank you, you're a starThat's going to boast my bussiness to the roof.
(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
HahahaWell, thank you, but if you remember, I didn't correct your spelling, did I?
I didn't know the meaning of boasting. I now know what it is and have an example, just above this answer.
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I had a birthday party when I was 10 and I invited everyone in my year except this one girlwho used to physically attack me and everyone hated her. I still feel bad about that.
I've eaten penguin, that's pretty evil.
I don't think I've seen anything particularly evil, but the stuff that you read about that people do to each other is pretty horrific. I did a short spell in social services in the child protection department and had to type up reports of child abuse and things, some of that was unbelievable.
This is depressing Battered.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:31,
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WellI'm feeling very sad reading all these answers, specially after reading the "best" of the qotw.
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you've eaten penguin....I can no longer talk to you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:49,
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ny-image3.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.97259371.jpg
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:15,
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did he eat another penguin?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:17,
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probablyhe looks like the type. But he's vewwy sowwy
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:24,
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that's actually very similar to one of the tattoo ideas I haveso I might keep hold of that
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:26,
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i'm far too sweet and innocent for thati did once find out my ex had shagged HIS ex when she came to london. she was a korean "rock-star" and she had a new album out. so i got my friends to give it lots of shit one star reviews and write mean things about it on a few websites.
i can't think of anything else that isn't work-related. i'm very evil at work.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:32,
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In terms of stuff that I don't mind sharing with the rest of the class....1) Put my mighty max in [someone I went to primary school]'s draw and tell the teacher that i saw him going through other people's draws.
2) A puppy in a cage not more than 2" bigger than the dog itself, being given out as a prize at a stoll at a festival. Then seeing the dog the next day in the harbour, couldn't have been older than a month, wondering around by a busy main road. I got a few of the local resturants at the harbour to look after it and feed it scraps until someone took pity on the dog and took it in.
3) Does stuff that doesn't effect anyone I know count? 'cus then it would be the horrific stuff that goes on in places like Iran, Pakistan and Simarlia.
4) Tuna or raw squid.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:33,
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Animal cruelty makes me extremely angry.Note to veggies before you start: I do not consider the killing and eating of animals to be cruel.
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i would like to be an rspca lawyer one dayand do my best to make sure that people who are cruel to animals get the biggest penalty possible. it winds me up beyond belief.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:37,
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I'd imagine that would be one of the most frustrating jobs goingSurely as a charity they'd need to pick and choose who they prosecute, rather than being able to take action against everyone?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:41,
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i don't rightly knowthe offices where the legal team work is somewhere shit (ie not london) so i never got further than that.
ps: btw, your assessment of my head was absolutely accurate.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:44,
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I went to the headquarters of the RSPCAIt's tiny.... You couldn't swing a cat....
It's a Tim Vine joke
What food did you go for?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:46,
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nothing yeti have a 3 hour meeting starting at 1, get sandwiches in that.
they will try too hard to make them interesting and they will be vile.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:54,
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The office sandwich is always shit.Keep 'em simple and everyone is happy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:55,
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Personally I would like to taunt any animal I intend to eat before it gets killed.(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
I've seen a lot of that in North Cyprus.Sad times. I love so many aspects of turkish culture, but the way some of them treat animals is horrific.
Sights like this are all over the show, pens where dogs are kept all day and night (when they're not hunting), set away from the house so the owners can't hear them bark. And pens like this too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:42,
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don'tyou'll make me cry. i can't bear things like "pet rescue".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:44,
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my gf's sister cries if you sing Little Donkey as it reminds her of the charity adverts on TV. She is 38.(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
My paworks for the Donkey Sanctuary.
He has invented many new ways of repairing the hooves of ill treated donkeys.
(If donkeys don't have their hooves trimmed often enough the grow too long and they can't walk properly)
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:06,
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Bondai vet upsets megood job he's so fit.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:02,
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HmmSeen and Heard of are covered by work related discoveries, including chat logs between suspects discussing in great detail how they'd kidnap, rape, torture and kill a young girl. That one nearly made me throw up.
Can't think of anything interesting for Done and Eaten.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:38,
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you have a horriblebut fascinating job.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:41,
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They pleaded guiltyDon't know how long they got.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:42,
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They never did anything physicalBut the chat logs showed they were planning to, despite his initial protestations that it was all fictional and in jest.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:45,
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Oh...Well, I don't know then. People here writes very nasty things too, but I know they're not bad really.
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They were guilty of having vast quantities of horrific images/movies on their pcThe chat logs were part of the 'mens rea' evidence, to establish a 'guilty mind'.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:51,
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I seeSo it wasn't only for the chatting. I'm glad though that they never got to touch the girl.
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I had to read some paedophilic fiction written by one of our clientsthat was minging.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:45,
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luckily I'm dead inside so it didn't really affect mewhen I was temping at the social services place I mentioned before, the temping agency told me to ring them if I was getting upset because the previous 5 typists hadn't lasted more than a week!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:04,
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It really is, isn't it(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:47,
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My answersDone - told an ex that having 2 kids had left her with a slack fanny (I still feel bad about this)
Seen - We Will Rock You.
Heard of - a friend of mine was abused as a kid. I found this very difficult to hear about.
Eaten - Sea Slug (I swallowed the same one 4 times; it coming back up my throat)
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I was very young thenDone - Set a "friend" on a date, but it was a lie, and the guy never appeared (obviously)
Seen - My grandma's wounds, in her belly, that I had to clean for a summer. The sense of responsability made me able to do it.
Hear - Some friends telling a lost kid asking for help on the street "Sorry, we're not for here, ask someone else"
Eaten - Something a bought yesterday and almost made me puke. Herring roe.
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Oh, yesOnce, with my sibblings and cousins, we decided to make snails soup (a delicacy that we loved). We were very young and didn't know how to make it, so we picked a lot of big snails, put them in a bucket with some water, and crushed them until it was like a puree. That one could cover all the for Done, Seen, Hear and Eaten.
(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)
OMG Aber that's proper evil! The first one that isI'm shocked at you!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:46,
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I knowI was only 16, and I liked that guy very much, and she was all "I could have him if I wanted, you know? I'm so much better. But I don't do it because I don't fancy him" and I hated her, and she went to the date, so if she didn't like him... I'm sorry about it now.
I hated my friends telling that poor kid to sort himself out. Specially as they were walking with their little baby and they had spent the whole day talking about her and how they'd protect her from everything.
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I used to entice birds into the garden, and shoot at them with a crossbow.Luckily I never hit one.
I did get next door's cat with an air rifle though, right in the old pencil sharpener too.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:40,
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I found it very funny, and still do.Not the birds though.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:43,
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I'm only smiling at the use of 'pencil sharpener'Nothing else.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:42,
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My brother shot me in the arse with an air pistol once.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:46,
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Not at all.My brother was a merciless and sadistic bully until I became bigger than him and knelt on his head until he cried, one day. We've not had an argument since.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:48,
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Now now MontyStop making things up for the interwebs. Did that really, really happen?
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Absolutely it did. Pivotal moment in our relationship.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:25,
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We shot each other all the time, but never considered it evil.Just funny.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:49,
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I was waiting for this haha(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:54,
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All this christmas shit in the shops already is really pissing me off.I think I'll have humus and salad for lunch.
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You're such an evil bitchI approve.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:46,
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well that ticks off 'most evil thing eaten'(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:47,
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for bunniesand even they wouldn't eat hummus or houmous or whatevs.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:05,
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I had pasta bakeit was delicious AND healthy. I'll make up for it by drinking some condensed milk when I get home.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:16,
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Done: not tellingSeen: the Paralympics – blatantly held purely for the amusement of the able-bodied
Heard of: there was this bloke, right, who nonced up his own 15-year-old sister…
Eaten: andouillette – researching my sausage book has been a labour of love – apart from that disgusting poo-flavoured French monstrosity
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:45,
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every atom and fibre of my beingnow yearns to know what you won't tell us!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:53,
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Terrible isn't it.Instead of just omitting that part he has to go and add some intrigue just to wind people up........people who tell half a story........
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Between about 1935 and 1945 I killed 6 million Jews.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:56,
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Clearly their blood has some kind of miraculous anti-aging propertiesdon't tell Laboratoire Garniere.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:07,
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I get it from their rivals, ‘Laboratoire Mengele’.Their MD used to work for me back in the day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:09,
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In all seriousnessthere’s no way on earth I am going to tell you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:07,
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It also smells like poo smellsto the point where if someone is eating it a couple of tables over you get put off your lunch.
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It's the high poo content that causes the poo smell.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:00,
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I have never done anything evil.Seen: People in Africa burning a women because they thought she was a witch. (internet)
Heard of: Infibulation.
Eaten: My words.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:47,
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Well, if she was a witchThen maybe she needed to be burnt?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:48,
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By throwing buckets of water over themThat way if they are witches they'll melt, if not they'll be sparkly clean
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:50,
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I am mistaken on a regular basis for a witch.Wrong person to ask.
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Why do you get mistaken for a witch?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:53,
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And that cackle*shudders*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:55,
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I'm Wiccan, and wear a pentagram.It's the most common stupid question I get asked. As well as: "Are you a satanist?" and "are you Jewish?"
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I wear it for myself,Not for the benefit of others, which is why I put up with the questions even though they do get on my nerves. I've been wearing it for so long now that I feel oddly naked without it.
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DItto, all the watches I've had mean quite a lot to me, lots of sentimental value.I got my first one when I was 6 or soo, wasn't allowed a digital one 'cus Dad wanted me to be able to tell the time by a normal watch. It was a green children's one but made for scuba diving.
I got my second one when I was 13 for my batmizah, which was a really nice Tag Hur watch.
I got my current one a couple of years ago, which was my Dads when he died... who wore the watch every day for the last 30 odd years. My other hand naturally goes to it when I think of him.
Aside when getting the batteries done on them, or getting the links changed as I grew, I don't think I've ever taken them off aside the odd occasion.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:30,
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A good combination thatSatanist or Jewish. Nope, no other options here...
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Well, the Pentagram and the Star of David are very similar looking shapes.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:31,
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Yes and no, the Stars in super mario are filled, where as the pentagram and star of david are a series of lines.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:34,
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So your answer would be ply them with southern comfort and lemonadeand then give them the shagging of a lifetime?
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Me neither.I shall not be hugging him should we ever meet.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:50,
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Only witches.Bet you would hug me really
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:05,
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that sounds exactly like what a witch would say....(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:51,
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If I ever win the euro lottery I am going to spend a large chunk of it trying to eradicate this awful practise.(
girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:52,
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I'm too scared to wiki itIs it female circumcision? That's fucking barbaric.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:53,
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It is part of female circumcision and involves sewing up your username.(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Holy fucking shitThat reminds me of a female friend who once said she'd rather sew herself up than sleep with me. Funny, but harsh.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:57,
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*smugs*She was just trying to be nasty in a jovial way.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:01,
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The sew up the labia majora leaving a small hole for menstual blood and urine to pass through.This means every time the woman gets pregnant, she has to be cut open to deliver the baby and then re-sewn up.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:58,
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How can she get pregnant if she's sewn up?I'll follow you on a crusade to rid the world of that practice, it's fucking vile.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:59,
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The small hole also allows the man to fuck her.Obviously she's not going to enjoy it as she's not supposed to.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:01,
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infibulationdoes not sound good - wherever did you come across it?
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:52,
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I'm glad your over thatWoman that think they have some sort of right to equal treatment turn me right off.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:07,
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Done - not tellingSeen - the killing of a Chechnyan soldier by Russians. Internet video.
Albert Fish
Eaten - guinea pig. It's probably the cutest thing I've eaten.
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I slammed a door and ignored this kid who'd come to talk to meI was about 6. I was at the swimming pool and I'd had a row with my mum. This kid Lindsey came to my cubicle to say hi, but I couldn't be arsed talking so I just slammed the door. I'll never forget the look of hurt on her face as it sprung back open and she realised I'd completely shunned her.
I should have understood how hurt she'd be. I got bullied because I was a spaz and I was too 'posh' and she got bullied because she smelled and had nits. She was used to having me as an ally, and I flung the door in her face, and she probably thought it was because I'd gone over to the dark side of the bullies. I said sorry and gave her half of my toast but I still had a lump in my throat all day. And my mum saw me do it too, so I got told off.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:51,
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She's probably a drugged up prossie now because she never got over the rebuff.(
girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:09,
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Her sister definitely is.I don't know about her.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:20,
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HmDone: when aged 6 blamed my younger sister for knocking over the bin full of nappies and bleach and ruining the bathroom carpet.
Seen: when living in S America & walking to work one day coming across the body of a 6 year old girl who lived on the streets not far from my work. She'd had her throat cut.
Heard of: S America again - a guy who repeatedly got cleared by a corrupt judge (a colleague of his father) despite his repeated habit of dousing sleeping homeless men in petrol and tossing on a match.
Eaten: Mushrooms. They're foul.
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that is pretty horrificthe poor child
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:01,
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Meh. Rich (white) family vs homless poor (black) menOnly going to be one winner when it comes to successfully bribing a judge.
I did later hear that he'd been shot through the head when he tried to rob a drug dealer.
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Rio de Janeiro for about 13 monthswhere all that happened. Then a year in Buenos Aires.
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I never do anything evil.
People at work seem to think eating ostrich was mean but it was damn yummy. I will probably top that and have a macdonalds later
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:01,
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Eating ostrich isn't evilThreatening to dump me at a Little Chef, rather than a KFC, is definitely evil.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:06,
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Done: Slept with my mates girlfriend, then comforted him while he was distraught that she'd cheated on him with 'some guy at a party, she was drunk' (I still feel seriously shit about this)Seen: I've seen most of the shock videos the internet has to offer, but this (SFW) is one of the most disturbing I've seen in a while. (It's a fat woman making Macaroni)
Heard: The famous urban legend of the guy who dislocates his hip on the rugby pitch, and when it's put back in it crushes a testicle.
Eaten: Liver, no fucking question.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:01,
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You are so badI've heard your story several times now, and everytime you retell it I feel upset with you again. Grrr
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Yeah', I've seen a few of that Simply Sara videos, and it's probably the worst SFW thing out there, at least food related non-gore thing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:19,
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She's so fat, that her cheeks go out further than her ears and her mouth is an indent.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:25,
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It's dreadful, isn't it?She has no fucking idea how to make macaroni cheese, either. If I didn't think I'd lose my hand I'd cheerfully punch her in the tits. Assuming I could locate which ones of her many mounds of flab were her actual tits.
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Yeh', she's the definitional differance between a fatty and a foodie.She's ovbously into food, but only in the respect of glutony... all her food is so lazy and she thinks "Hmmm, sweet and creamy, how can we make something sweeter and creamer?".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:46,
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Why can you say you're fat but I can't?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:28,
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because I'm not fat and I've never been fatand everyone knows when I say I'm fat I'm not being self pitying. When I can't find the cheese grater I just use my abs.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:34,
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Do you collect the cheese in your mimsyand squat over Wiggys spag bol and unclench?
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You cock, I hope he finds out and kicks your face off.Grow some balls and stop being a snidey, sneaky, oily cunt
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Note the part where I say I feel a cock about it?Christ, what's got your knickers in a twist?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:06,
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is it too obvious'my ex husband' to all of the above
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:02,
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Done: see aboveSeen: picture of a decapitated head.
Heard of: some of the stuff done to women in Somalia and similar places
Eaten: cold courgettes in cold ravioli. Or liver
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:07,
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Done: I might have pushed my brother out of an upstairs windowbut it was a long time ago, and I've always denied it.
Seen: Iraqi soldier run over by a tank. *bokes*
Heard of: Greg's Home Penile Self-Surgery
Eaten: A black chili jalfrezi I ordered in a moment of bravado. It was like eating liquid fire, and I had to disguise the pain given how I'd laughed off the warnings when I picked it. That was probably the point where I stopped ordering curries hot just for the show of it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:18,
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I saw sadam being hanged,that was one of the worst things I've seen.
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I remember when everyone was watching the Ken Bigley murderI didn't watch it and have no desire to.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:23,
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I don't recommend you doit's worse than you imagine
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:24,
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I didn't say worse than you can imagineyou horrible cowbag
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:39,
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after the penguin thing I thought I might as well make it worse(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:39,
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you keep digging that holeyou can't have a good imagination though, cos I'm totally buff.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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I really did start to wonder about the company I was keeping at that pointI would have been about 18, and a large number of the people in my uni hall were talking about it. Then somebody piped up with
"Yeah, it was horrific."
"...you mean you actually watched it?"
At which point several others ventured that they, too had seen it, along with
"I can send you the link if you want?"
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? IT'S BAD ENOUGH KNOWING THE POOR BASTARD WAS DECAPITATED ON VIDEO, I DON'T NEED TO FUCKING SEE IT!
Seriously, the relatives of a car crash victim don't sit around saying "ooh gosh, I wish I could have seen his final moments as he collided with the central reservation," so what reason was there to watch that apart from sheer perverted voyeurism?
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yeah that's what I didn't get, why everyone wanted to see itI understand curiosity and stuff, but I knew it would be the kind of thing that would stay with me for ages. Plus I heard it wasn't a clean decapitation so I probably would have vommed
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:36,
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my mate sprung it on meand I couldn't stop watching
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:38,
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he isit was a relatively small transgression.
I will no longer watch unpleasant stuff on the internet though. I've seen enough.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:43,
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the one of the guy getting his head cut off was pretty horrific toostill not as bad as the video of a tortoise fucking a ball though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:24,
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The vid of that chimp fucking a frog always makes me feel bad.The frog is getting faceraped ffs.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:26,
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I haven't even heard of that(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:26,
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I didn't think Mother Nature would allow such atrocities(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:39,
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Chimps are horny cuntsthey'll fuck anything.
/closest relatives to humans
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it was on linksbut I believe it was deleted
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:32,
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I can't think of anything particularly evil that I've doneI'm sure there will be something, but clearly I've successfully repressed it.
Seen - I don't think I've ever seen anything 'evil' - horrendous and/or fucked up would either be my dad's body or helping out with a post mortem. Fascinating but extremely gruesome and the smell is...not bad, but it's a strange one and it lingers
Heard of - the internet is full of weird shit, some of which may even be true
Eaten - my dad fooled me in to eating tripe once. Never again. If drinking counts, I once necked an alcopop some cunt had been using as an ashtray.
EDIT - oh, I also watched this happen but couldn't do anything about it as the police wouldn't let anyone go in to the water to help.
(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)
I was referring to the drowning man originallyAlthough actually I think that would go for any of the things you've listed. Presumably the police had some good reason for not letting anyone wade in to help?
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Yeah, it was a darkie in the waterand the police don't like their sort
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Dangerous current, apparentlyI saw it from the beginning, and to be fair the guy did run in to the water to try and get away from the police who were chasing him, and then ducked out from underneath every time they threw him a life ring or rope. But it couldn't have been that fucking difficult for one of them to get kitted up and go in after him, he was in the water for a good 20 minutes before he finally went under and didn't come back up.
(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Hold onSo it wasn't reports of "Someone in the water" it was a man evading the police who then drowned rather than get caught?
Why on earth should the police risk their life jumping in after such a stupid prick?
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Not to agree that it's quite that clear-cutBut if he's clearly having trouble and refusing all normal means of help then it does make the decision to go in after him a bit more difficult.
Not that this would have made it any less distressing to watch, I realise.
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they also have a duty to protect other peoplefrom trying to wade in and save someone.
they'd be right to do it if it were an innocent caught in a flood or something
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:46,
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Yeah, I knowthere were easily 15+ policemen there though and double that in bystanders. It became obvious that he wasn't going to grab the rope and then...pretty much everyone stood round and watched the poor bastard drown. It just seemed like collectively we should have tried a bit harder.
(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)
it's pretty horrendousbut if he wouldn't help himself then there's not a lot you can do
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:49,
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Slept with my boss' husbandNot too sure, that video of the girl chucking pups into a river is pretty sad
Heard of would be the Moor Murders maybe
Eaten...never eaten anything too exotic, other than Octopus.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:27,
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Aw man this is sadI try to forget that people deliberately hurt children and animals and take pleasure from it.
I don't want to see Ken Bigley getting beheaded either because I don't want to feel sorry for the stupid cunt.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:27,
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The most evil thing I have ever seen is without doubtThe Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs leaked video. Basically a snuff film of a chap getting clubbed and a long screwdriver being inserted into his eye, while still alive.
I admit that I am a bit of a gorehound, although I do draw the line at beheadings, but I nearly fainted it was so overwhelming, however, I felt compelled to see it through. It was absolutely fucking horrendous. Mostly because there was no 'real' drama, it was all very matter of fact and calm.
Never again.
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I watched thatand I don't think I will ever properly recover from seeing it. I still don't know why I watched it. I guess I read about it and didn't believe it until I saw it with my own eyes. They were just so blasé about what they were doing.
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Peej, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:58,
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Ooo! just remembered something evil I did.I had a sexual relationship with someone who already had a girlfriend. In my defence he was cheating on her left right and centre. He was a cunt but a funny one and good in bed.
*shames*
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:35,
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I think that makes you a victim Blousie.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:36,
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Don't be a victim!*Slams fist on desk and demands Blousie takes ACTION!*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:39,
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that's not a defence(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:37,
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it's their responsibility to stay faithful to their other halfthis only counts if you do not know the other woman.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:38,
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No but can I just remind everyone how lacking in self esteem I am and moreso back then.(
girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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How is that lacking in self esteem?Having "rude" sex? Sex is sex.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:47,
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I bet it was up the shitpipe(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:48,
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Across the dining room table. In front of her parents. And her.(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:49,
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If I had self-esteem I would have remembered that i was better than him and good enough to find someone else.I tend to grasp at anyone who'll have me.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:49,
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I don't see how this means you lack self esteem.Did you have a good time with him?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:53,
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He was a cunt.Had I thought better of myself then I would have stayed the hell away from him.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:56,
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sorry, I don't know why I'm arguing with you, you're the only one that knows how you feelhope you're in a better place my love :)
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:57,
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nopeas a grown up, you have responsibility, too. Hence why I would like to have sent gone off fishfingers to the bitch who my husband was fucking.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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I'd never touch a married man with a ten foot bargepole.Even if it was Jeff Bridges.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:47,
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but you think marriage is ballsso as do someone's fella, you may as well be comfortable doing someone's husband.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:49,
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I know it's the same thing but I was flattered by his attention.Low self-esteem.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:50,
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Well I know you'd do neither nowBut I'm just saying it's not much different doing a huband or a fella, especially if you don't hold marriage too highly anyway.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:52,
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I think had I been the only one he wanted to cheat on her with then I would have declined.He even cheated on her with her cousin. He then dumped me stating how he wanted to start being faithful to her and then took up with some other daft bugger in the same office.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:54,
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I'm not on about you and that fellaI just thought the difference between married and not-married was a bit irrelevant in the scheme of things
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:55,
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You have a point.What I should say is that I wouldn't go near anyone else's fella ever again.
Except maybe Monty, Lab, Al and DJtrialprice
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:59,
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not met me yet ;-)speaking of which, are you going to be at the Crackfaceceilidhbash in December?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:03,
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Yes, but what if he didn't tell you?You can't be held responsible for something you didn't know.
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Well, I suppose having said that, I don't have much conviction for it anymoreI have been the girl who someone was cheating on their girlfriend withand it was annoying that no one blames the cheating bloke, so I always maintained that it was the cheater who was at fault and not (entirely) the third party.
However (soppiness coming up) at the age I came to that conclusion I hadn't had a proper relationship and so I think that now if it happened I would feel just as betrayed by the other woman. However, the bloke is still 90% to blame for cheating.
But I wouldn't actively pursue another woman's man ever again. So not worth the hassle.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:50,
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Not worth the hassle?And a downright nasty thing to do as well!
Yes, okay, you weren't the one telling lies to his girlfriend but only taking 10% blame is getting off a bit lightly!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:54,
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I can't make a judgement on thisbecause I was with someone when I got together with Mrs V, however I was pretty certain from the offing that Mrs V and I would have something pretty significant...
not been involved in any kind of cheating otherwise. It'd fuck me right up if it happened now though I think.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:56,
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it'll break you into a million pieces(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:58,
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it really would(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:59,
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As I recall you and the lady before were on the rocks and you did the right thing and ended itYou weren't 'shagging' behind your bird's back' in that sense or for very long.
And she did not deliberately persue you as far as I know.
I always think it best to end one before going into another, but look, you're still together and you're getting married.
i think setting out to 'steal' someone is well mean.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:59,
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not on the rocks so to speakbut I was slowly coming to the conclusion that our futures weren't compatible.
Didn't have sex with Mrs V until after breaking up with the ex either.
I would have broken it off immediately but we were all doing our finals and stuff at uni, so thought best not for the time being.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:02,
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both are to blame, I agreeshe was just all whiney and 'just think how I feel'. My reply was that she was a grown up and knew what she was doing. silly cow
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:57,
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This does make me wonder how evil I amas I did (very briefly) have a bit of a thing with a girl who was over from the States for a few months and had a boyfriend back home, but was quite insistent that it was 'open season' whilst they were on opposite sides of the pond. It's quite disconcerting to lie in bed with a girl as she tells you how wonderful her boyfriend is.
(He can't have been that wonderful as I found out she shacked up with several other guys after leaving London and broke up with the original boyfriend shortly after that...)
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See, this is what I told myself...reassuring that I'm not the only person that thinks that.(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I think I would have beena bit more than just 'disconcerted' in your situation though...
(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
ugh, who the hell does that?I mean, yeah, you have an understanding that it can't really go anywhere, but why would you talk about your partner to the person you're fucking?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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Good question.Though from my own experience, and what I've heard since through a third party, I think that one was a bit of a basket-case.
(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
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