Done: not telling
Seen: the Paralympics – blatantly held purely for the amusement of the able-bodied
Heard of: there was this bloke, right, who nonced up his own 15-year-old sister…
Eaten: andouillette – researching my sausage book has been a labour of love – apart from that disgusting poo-flavoured French monstrosity
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think we need to be told
how you know what poo tastes like.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Maybe it tasted like poo smells?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

every atom and fibre of my being
now yearns to know what you won't tell us!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Terrible isn't it.
Instead of just omitting that part he has to go and add some intrigue just to wind people up........people who tell half a story........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Between about 1935 and 1945 I killed 6 million Jews.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Clearly their blood has some kind of miraculous anti-aging properties
don't tell Laboratoire Garniere.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I get it from their rivals, ‘Laboratoire Mengele’.
Their MD used to work for me back in the day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Sound chap he was too.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

In all seriousness
there’s no way on earth I am going to tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

It also smells like poo smells
to the point where if someone is eating it a couple of tables over you get put off your lunch.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

It's the high poo content that causes the poo smell.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)