Done: I might have pushed my brother out of an upstairs window
but it was a long time ago, and I've always denied it.
Seen: Iraqi soldier run over by a tank. *bokes*
Heard of: Greg's Home Penile Self-Surgery
Eaten: A black chili jalfrezi I ordered in a moment of bravado. It was like eating liquid fire, and I had to disguise the pain given how I'd laughed off the warnings when I picked it. That was probably the point where I stopped ordering curries hot just for the show of it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I saw sadam being hanged,
that was one of the worst things I've seen.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I remember when everyone was watching the Ken Bigley murder
I didn't watch it and have no desire to.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I don't recommend you do
it's worse than you imagine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

and I've imagined you naked

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Your imagination can't comprehend the true horror.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I didn't say worse than you can imagine
you horrible cowbag
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

after the penguin thing I thought I might as well make it worse

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

you keep digging that hole
you can't have a good imagination though, cos I'm totally buff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I really did start to wonder about the company I was keeping at that point
I would have been about 18, and a large number of the people in my uni hall were talking about it. Then somebody piped up with
"Yeah, it was horrific."
"...you mean you actually watched it?"
At which point several others ventured that they, too had seen it, along with
"I can send you the link if you want?"
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? IT'S BAD ENOUGH KNOWING THE POOR BASTARD WAS DECAPITATED ON VIDEO, I DON'T NEED TO FUCKING SEE IT!
Seriously, the relatives of a car crash victim don't sit around saying "ooh gosh, I wish I could have seen his final moments as he collided with the central reservation," so what reason was there to watch that apart from sheer perverted voyeurism?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

yeah that's what I didn't get, why everyone wanted to see it
I understand curiosity and stuff, but I knew it would be the kind of thing that would stay with me for ages. Plus I heard it wasn't a clean decapitation so I probably would have vommed
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

my mate sprung it on me
and I couldn't stop watching
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Is he still your mate?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

he is
it was a relatively small transgression.

I will no longer watch unpleasant stuff on the internet though. I've seen enough.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

the one of the guy getting his head cut off was pretty horrific too
still not as bad as the video of a tortoise fucking a ball though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

The vid of that chimp fucking a frog always makes me feel bad.
The frog is getting faceraped ffs.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I haven't even heard of that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I think she dreamt this
and liked it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

My friend showed me this the other day.
That poor frog.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I didn't think Mother Nature would allow such atrocities

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Chimps are horny cunts
they'll fuck anything.
/closest relatives to humans
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

it was on links
but I believe it was deleted
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)