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I like it sloppy and weird.How do you like it?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:57,
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up the arse.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:00,
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Why not.I've no idea what you're talking about, so "up the arse" seemed a safe bet for most things.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:27,
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i like it raw and hardbut then i do like it sweet and soft
i also like it really steamy and spicy
[i could go on. but i won't]
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:04,
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wait, we are talking about breakfast cereal aren't we?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:06,
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covered in bees(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:05,
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*touches finger to nose*(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:09,
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Slow and prolonged, snuggled under the duvet on a cold winter Sunday morningfollowed by bacon sandwiches and tea.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:05,
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bacon?oh no, another one bites the dust...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:06,
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DESTROYER OF DREAMS(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:09,
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Each to their own matey.Black Books?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:23,
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nowhere bacon is concerned it is not "each to their own"
she is wrong. she must be punished. I recommend a thorough spanking.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:24,
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i do have a spanking paddle somewhereit was a hen party thing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:27,
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I'm sure it was(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:31,
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i don't do spanking particularlynothing to do with the ass, apart from looking at a fine male one in good jeans, or clutching onto it mid-bonk, is sexy!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:34,
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The odd strike when in the appropriate positionand if delivered properly can be quite effective.
Not really spanking though if it's just once.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:38,
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YesBest time is after sex, accompanied by saying "Put the kettle on, love".
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:40,
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don't drink tea or coffeeand I would do it while saying "skin up" but my mrs can't skin up :-(
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:51,
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Hmm..."Fetch me a croissant, love"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:58,
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she did while we were off work last week :-D(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:00,
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is great, nearly finished the first disc (well, the second)i only got your note when i opened the dvd box the other night, did you actually bother to cut it into that shape, i was very impressed!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:25,
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My package is always full of surprises etc.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:38,
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well i thought it was very sweetyou will need to let me have the address to send it back to in a couple of weeks, make sure it is somewhere someone can sign for it, as i have a "thank you" thing to slip in there.
i mean the dvd, not the note. that is under my pillow.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:41,
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I've completely failed to send you disc one this weekdespite it having been in my bag. I'll try tomorrow, then once you've watched it all just gaz me and I'll give you my address.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:45,
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Fucking hell.You couldn't be wronger if you were standing in Mothercare dressed as Gary Glitter.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:25,
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Anonymously(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:06,
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That's quite a candle your holding for me.Don't worry, you're number one on the understudy list should anything happen to mrs al.
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why would kitty mind?I'm the one she is running off with
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:25,
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Kitty has ViprosAnd I've never expressed an affection for Kitty either.
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understandable reallyshe is a lazy high maintenance shitehawk
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:26,
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I like that thoughI've always had a bit of a thing for goth girls.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:31,
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You and me both(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:41,
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oh yeahi was getting you and vipros confused for a minute.
ok, start again.
what will bert say when he reads that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:31,
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Probably "gibber gibber mumble mumble NURSE I NEED MY MEDS gibber gibber mumble mumble"Also, OI YOU FUCKER HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE ME WITH THAT BEARDY TWAT!
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hey!you haven't even met me
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:50,
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considering I'm not a rake-thin ginger emo with a fringemeeting me would probably put her off more.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:57,
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I couldn't speculate on thatbut I suspect that a lab coat wouldn't affect it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:03,
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are you looking for a real man now?couldn't even manage to type that with a straight face.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:05,
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Can I have a castle house with turrets and suits of armour and a butler and a dance studioand lots of secret rooms and hidden passages?
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alright ethelred(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:53,
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hahahaha no no, darlingx-scream, is to make your bits tingly
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:14,
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One-handed and with a due sense of shame and embarrassment as I clean it off myself afterwards.Before trying to clear my internet history and cache through the tears that flow as I tell myself how despicable I am and that this will be the absolute last time I do this.
But I know I will do it again. I am a pervert. And a monster. I cannot stop myself.
Besides, if people will insist on putting their holiday photos on facebook...
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A whole tub of ice cream to yourself?While watching chick flicks on the internet?
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with that*looks slightly shifty. And fat*
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I reckon you could do with some ice cream, if you turned sideways you'd dissapear.(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I don't*sadfaces* payday today though so I may stop at sainsburys on the way home and remedy this situation.
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I have some chocolate and hazelnut gelato at homeit's fucking amazing.
that is all.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:37,
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I hate you very muchlyas hazelnut is my favourite flavour of ice cream by an extremely large margin. Where'd you get that from?
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it's a new one they are selling in Sainsburyscan't remember the make, but it cost me a quid because it is new.
It is quite possibly the nicest flavour ice cream I've had.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:49,
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Well, guess where I'm off to this eveningI shall be very upset if they don't have it though!
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this is itwww.ocado.com/webshop/product/Antonio-Federici-Gianduia-/55943011
the internet says it isn't available in sainsburys, but I'm fairly sure that is where it came from.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:56,
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Sainsburys do others in that rangebut there's also a Waitrose near here, I think Ocado and Waitrose are the same people so I can always pop in there too.
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the banana monkey oneor the cookie dough one are better
phish food is a bit sickly although the lower fat frozen yoghurt one is better
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:46,
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I don't have any eitherBut then, I have 2 months to get on shape, and a fridge full of pizza and pasta after a "feel good" afternoon shopping
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My grandma used to makethe best coffee ice cream ever. And I hate coffee, but that was so nice.
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I have Cherry Garcia at homeI shall have some tonight.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:39,
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Get a VienettaAnd pretend it's your birthday!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:39,
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Two Vienettas?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:47,
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How aboutOne Vienetta, eaten using a Feast as a spoon.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:48,
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I like your style.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:51,
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I really want to do this now(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:51,
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I think you should give it a tryI'm not sure the shearing/cutting qualities of a Feast are up to the job though.
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I'm thinking brute force would workAlso, leave the Vienetta in the fridge a while, don't eat it straight from the freezer.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:55,
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but keep the feast in the freezer until the last moment(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:59,
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YesNext time I go food shopping, I'm doing this.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:00,
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How about fresh pancakes with hazelnut icecream and rich chocolate sauceand two Vienettas with a flake or something as well?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:51,
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Then Phase One is complete.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:55,
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*waggles eyebrows*I've no idea, I'm making this up as I go along. Any suggestions?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:04,
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Awesome,I'll get candles and everything and eat it alone in my room where the lights broken.
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On the third setting to start, building up to the seventh, finishing with a quick blast of the eleventh.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:13,
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Depends what time of day it is(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:17,
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oh i thought it was Beethoven(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:17,
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haha nice!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:17,
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He only went up to 9.My guess is Mozart.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:18,
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i thought he would have gone higherconsidering he was deaf
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:19,
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It took him a long time to write a symphony.All the humming annoyed his wife.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:22,
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I don't care, just as long as I've got someone to share it with(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:27,
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AwwwNo, wait, I meant EEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:28,
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No, you meant GAAAAAAY.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:35,
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I don't want to be meanbut I don't think Baldmonkey is numerate :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:35,
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He want's you to be mean,he's trying to provoke a reaction so he can say "hahahaha look at offtopic they take the internet so seriously"
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If we all ignore him at the same time for a weekWill still his post be the 1000000? Will it count?
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Not reallyBut I'm thinking he'd be so frustrated if all his effort goes nowhere.
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I don't think he is, to be honest.I mean, he wants a reaction, but I suspect any one will do.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:44,
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Oh, he most definitely is.It's just part of his grand plan.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:40,
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The only problem isOT posts aren't archived like normal posts so I think he's going to find this more of a challenge.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:41,
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*disappointed puppy dog eyes and quivering lip*(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:45,
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My day is getting steadily worse.I'm going to start hitting people soon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:52,
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oh no poor montyjust kill them, it's more cost-effective in the long run
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:55,
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I think if I start hitting people they are likely to die from their injuries,I am that fucked off with the world.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:59,
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With malice aforethought.kKKkkkkkkrRRRrrRiIIssStTiiiiinNNeEeE!!!
Come back to /talk where you belong, you filthy strumpet.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:45,
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What have you fucking autisms done to her?She USED to be happy, look at her now, with her lifeless gaze and pale skin, and her, I'm just going to have to go to the bathroom for a minute...
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:16,
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Talk's been shit for a whilethe best thing about here is people can't just start a new thread and get attention by being top of the page.
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Oh Chompy. :(This from YOU, of all people.
What the fuck have they DONE to you man?
Remember the trees Chompy?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:19,
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On my own, cryingwith an accompaniment of a screamed Lord's prayer.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:46,
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Outward facing circle onlyI'll have none of this soggy biscuit business.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:48,
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You'll have to arrange the details with himI know he likes ice cream.
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I like it when it doesn't cause excruiating pain.I accidently washed my tights in bio washing powder. OW OW OW FUCKING OW.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:53,
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I'm thinking he'll be Naughty Stepped soon(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:56,
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I actually snorted a bit with laughter(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:58,
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